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Scene: The beginning
Starts off showing Station Square then some helicopts fly by and Sonic theme starts to play as he leaps from roof top to rooftop. Finally he stops and stands on a building ledge.
Sonic: Ah yeah! This is happing!
Sonic trips and falls off the building.
Sonic: Ahhhhhh!!!!
Sonic lands in the street and gets hit by a passing police car.
Director: Cut! Ok that was just the first scene... I have a feeling my new job as the Sonic games director isn't gonna be pretty...
Scene: Tails flying his plane by Emerald Coast.
Sonic is seen resting by the pool at the Station Square Hotel when he spots Tails flying a crappy plane.
Sonic: Huh?
Airplane is seen spinning out of control.
Sonic: What? Tails? Watch out! Your gonna crash! Ahhh!
The plane comes crashing down into the pool killing the women who was swimming in there.
Director: Cut! Crap now were gonna get sued by the damn hotel! I can see it now!
Scene: Knuckles on the Floating Island when the Emerald shatters.
Knuckles: As far back as I can remember I have been living here on this dark island. Guarding the Master Emerald from anything that could harm it. I don't know why I was given this job, why it was my fate destined to be here forever.
Knuckles is seen sitting on the alter steps with his eyes shut when the Master Emerald shatters and Knuckles turns around to see what happen.
Knuckles: What the!?
A shard of the Master Emerald comes flying at Knuckles and hits him in the face.
Knuckles: Ahhhh! It's in my eye! It's in my eye! Ahhhhh!!!!!
Director: Cut! Someone call a medic!
Scene: Shadow confronting Sonic after City Escape.
Sonic: What?
Sonic spots Mario standing on the robot he just defeated.
Mario: It all starts-a with this-a! A shroom-a containing the ultimate power!
Sonic: That's a Super Shroom! Now I know what's going on! Nintendo has sent you to try and steal our lame ideas because of all the ones we stole from you! So where do you think your going with that Super Shroom? Say something you fat plumber!
Mario: Mushroom Control!
Director: Cut! What the hell is going on and where is Shadow!?
Shadow walks on the set.
Shadow: I'm right here boss.
Director: You're here but why the hell is Mario on set?
Shadow: Not sure. Guess that's what we get for working for Nintendo.
Scene: Tails flying over the water by Prison Island.
Tails: Tornado Transform now!
Tails hits the button to turn it into it's walker form the Cyclone causeing it to fall from the sky.
Tails: Oh no! The rocket booster isn't working!
The Cyclone drops into the water.
Tails: Gulp... *drowns*
Scene: Sonic vs Shadow (First fight)
Sonic: Phew.. So far so good.
Sonic looks around and spots Shadow.
Sonic: Hey that's...
Shadow: It's that fake hedgehog again of all places!
Sonic: I found you, FUCKER!
Shadow: Fucker!?
Director: Cut! Damn it Sonic this is an E rated game! You can't say the word fucker!
Sonic: Oops! My bad.
Shadow: Idiot...
Director: Ok lets try it again!
Scene: Knuckles vs. Rouge.
After the fight Knuckles and Rouge are seen standing up on a beam staring each other down.
Knuckles: Whew!
Rouge: Whew!
Both at once: Stop fooling around, and give me back MY Emeralds!
Rouge: What are you babbling about? You call yourself a hunter? Attacking a lady, shame on you!
Knuckles: What kind of lady goes around stealing gems anyway?
Rouge: Those belong to me...
Rouge slips and falls off the edge.
Rouge: Ahhhh!
Knuckles grabs her hand and hangs there staring at Rouge's chest instead of pulling her up.
Director: Cut! Knuckles your suppose to pull her up!
Knuckles: Uh huh.
Director: Idiot...