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-Scene opens with Hyper, Super, Zin and Mecha all sitting in the living room of the warehouse. They're all watching Super play SSBM-
Super: See! I told you that you could look up Peach's dress.
-The game is paused showing the camera up peach's dress-
Zin & Hyper: SWEET!
Ego God then walks into the living room.
The studio audience claps.
Ego: Man, I hate that studio audience that moved in next door.
Hyper: Yeah, man, if they make another noise I swear I'm gonna go over there and kill 'em all!
Studio Audience: Uh-oohhh.
Hyper: That's it! *grabs shotgun and runs out the door*
Zin: Ok, then...
Mystic walks into the room.
Mecha: Where have you been?
Mystic: Y'know, doing the usual stuff.
Zin: Being annoying?
Mystic: Yes. ^__^
-Start of Cutscene-
It shows downtown Tokyo and mobs of Japanese people running down the streets in terror.
A large Mystic is stomping through the town.
Random Japanese Guy: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! RUN IT IS MYST-ZILLA!
Myst-Zilla: *Godzilla noises* Do I annoy you now? Huh!? *stomps large building*
-End of Cutscene-
Zin: So, Ego. What did you want?
Ego: A package arrived for you. I think it's that "Princesses Gone Wild 3: Peachy Time Fun" tape you bought. *hands Zin a basket with rags wrapped around it*
Zin: Sweet! *pulls away the rags* This isn't porn! This is a baby!
Super: Dun dun duuuun!
Zin: Oh well. *gives the baby to Mystic*
Mystic: Hey! What am I gonna do with it?!
Zin: Your a girl. You have instincts for these kinds of things.
Mystic: Grrr...
Super: Yeah, have fun with your toy.
Mystic: This isn't a toy! It's a living thing! A baby!
Mecha: How 'bout we cook it and eat it later on?
Ego: Mmm... it's been awhile since I've had some deep fried baby.
Mystic: What!? O.o
Hyper walks in.
Hyper: Did you say something about eating baby? Last time I had baby was when I went to that Chinese restaurant a few months ago...
-Start of Cutscene-
Hyper is sitting at a dinner table with a baby sitting next to him in a high-chair.
Hyper: *poking the baby with the fork* C'mon, stay on the fork, dang it!
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hyper: AAGH! IT AIN'T DONE YET! THROW IT BACK! THROW IT BACK!
-End of Cutscene-
Mecha: That wasn't a Chinese restaurant. That was your family reunion. -__-
Mystic: *gets an idea* Ok, fine. I'll take care of the baby. *grins evilly and walks away laughing annoyingly*
Super: Dun dun duuun!
Mecha: Stop doing that!
Super: Sorry.
-Hours later-
Zin, Mecha, Super, Hyper and Ego are all in the living room again watching TV.
Super: Man I'm thirsty. Mecha, go get us some drinks.
Mecha: Why do I have t go get it!?
Hyper: Because you’re green.
Mecha: Ego is green! Have him go get it!
Ego: I'm not green, I'm more of a forest green.
Zin: *nods*
Mecha: Ugh... *gets up and goes into the kitchen*
Mecha: *from the kitchen* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Zin: That doesn't sound good. *runs into the kitchen* OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Ego: Guess I should go take a look too. *goes into the kitchen* OH THE HUMANITY!
Hyper: I'm not gonna go look. You go.
Super: No you go, it's your turn.
Super & Hyper: Screw it. *goes back to watching TV*
Solor appears.
Solor: Hello, Dumb-dumbs. *snaps fingers and Super and Hyper appear in the kitchen*
Solor: At last! They're gone! It's all mine! *stuffs all CoaP’s porn into a bag and disappears with it*
-In the Kitchen-
Mystic is standing there holding the baby in one arm and holding a Shadow doll in the other.
Mystic: This is Shadow. He's your friend. Don't you just loooove cute widdle Shadow.
Baby: *laughing happily*
Zin: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Mystic: Does it annoy you?
Zin: No, it just really creeps me out. *takes the baby away from Mystic*
Baby: *starts crying*
Zin: AH! You take him, Mecha. *hands the baby to Mecha*
Mecha: Hello there. ^__^
Baby: *starts crying and pees on Mecha*
Mecha: Oh my god! I'm gonna rust! Get it away! *throws the baby to Super*
Super: Mmmm... baby.
Baby: *gives Super a weird look*
Super: Hey! I think he likes me.
Baby: *sticks tongue out and jumps out of Super's arms and into the hands of Ego*
Ego: Eh?
Baby: Hello, sexy. *winks at Ego*
Ego: Hey! It can talk!
Baby: What do you say you adopt me and we get married?
Ego: What!? That's not even legal!
Baby: It is in Alberkirky!
Everyone: It's Cal!
Hyper: Dun dun duuuuun!
Super: Hey, that's my line.
Hyper: Sorry, I haven’t had any lines in awhile.
Baby: *jumps out of Ego's arms and stands up revealing that it is indeed Cal*
Cal: Mahahaa! I have at last infiltrated the CoaP warehouse! And there's nothing you can do about it!
Mystic: Oh yes there is. *picks up a phone dials a number*
Cal: Wait... what are you doing? You're cheating!
Mystic: I just called Child Protective Services.
Cal: Come again?
Hyper: Hehe... come...
Just then, a bunch of feds bust into the Warehouse and grab Cal and take him away.
Fed #1: This is the child protection agency. We have been told that you have been torturing a child. We're here to take them away, you scum.
Zin: *sarcastic voice* Oh no! Please! Not my baby!
Cal: Wait a minute! I'm not a baby!
Fed #2: It's ok, little girl. Their not gonna hurt you anymore.
Cal: Girl?! Why I...
The feds drag Cal away.
Cal: Looks like team Cal is being dragged away agaiiiiinnnnn.... *ting*
THE END... or is it?
-Start of Cutscene-
*Cal is at an adoption agency with a bunch of little kids*
Cal: *talking to one of the kids* Hey there sexy. ^_~
Kid: o.O