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The gang pulls up in the van outside a house on the edge of town.
Zin: Why are we doing this again?
Nuku: Because we have no money and everyone says we're too drunk to get jobs. Except me of course. (Big bragging smile appears on Nuku's face.)
Hyper Knux: We too drunk? That's unpossible!
SuperKnux: Whose house is this?
Nuku: I can't say.
Neon: Why not?
Nuku: 'Cos of you know who...(nods in the direction of Chao_Killer.)
Chao_Killer: What?
Zin: Oh, it's nothing.
The gang gets out of the van and they walk up to the front door.
Nuku: Just to go over the rules. You guys can drink as much as you like as soon as we put the kid to sleep. OK?
All: Awww...
Nuku rings the doorbell and Killer’s head picks up.
Chao_Killer: Chao sense tingling!
SuperKnux: Shut up, Killer. Spiderman sucks.
SuperSonicChao answers the door.
SuperSonicChao: Mom! Dad! The babysitters are here!
Chao_Killer: A CHAO! Wait a sec. THE CHAO THAT WON'T DIE! That's it, I'm finishing you for good!
Killer hurls himself on top of SuperSonicChao and breaks his neck.
Hyper Knux: OH MY GOD! You killed SuperSonicChao...again!
Neon: You Bastard...er...again!
The parents come to the door.
Mom: SuperSonic, what are you doing lying on the floor? SuperSonicChao (getting up): Nothing.
Killer's jaw hits the floor.
Chao_Killer: But...how?
Neon: I think you're losing your touch, Killer.
Rest of the gang sniggers and those anime anger cross things appear on Killer's head.
Dad: Okay kids, we'll be back at about 11. Be a good chao, SuperSonic!
SuperSonicChao: I will.
The parents get in their car and leave. Killer then slams the door so that it takes SuperSonicChao’s head off.
SuperKnux: Oh, nice move Killer, now we won't get paid and you'll go to jail.
Zin: Hey guys...There’s a bar in here! And beer too!
Hyper Knux: DID YOU SAY BEER?!
Hyper Knux races into the bar room and starts drinking from the taps. After 30 minutes of non-stop drinking, Knux passes out.
Neon: Hey! Save some for me!
Chao_Killer: Yeah! Me too! I need to celebrate another killing.
SuperSonicChao: Can I have some?
Nuku: Kawaii! SuperSonicChao! You're okay!
Nuku hugs him like a plushie and he sticks his tongue out at Chao_Killer.
Chao_Killer: What the hell?! THAT'S IT GIRL PANTS! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
Zin: Uh oh, now he’s pissed off...
Killer turns hyper, Dragonball Z style, fires hundreds of fireballs at SuperSonicChao and reduces him to atoms.
Neon: Aw great. Now we definitely aren't gonna get paid.
Hyper Knux: Cares who? *hic* Beers we got!
Zin: Mmm. Beer. (Begins to dream of himself dreaming that he is drinking a beer.)
SuperKnux: Yeah, let's all get drunk!
Everyone except Nuku get drunk and gather around the TV to watch porno, while Nuku just sits in an armchair drinking a soda and listening to the Offspring on her CD player. At 11 O Clock...
Neon: What are we gonna do? I think Killer really did wipe out SuperSonicChao!
Zin: Yeah, thanks a bunch Killer. Now we're all going to jail.
Chao_Killer: Hey, he deserved it.
Mom and Dad: We're back! Where's SuperSonic?
SuperSonicChao: Right here.
Chao_Killer: Huh? WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! DEMON! DEMON!
Killer runs out of the door and hides in the van.
Nuku: My God, I never thought I'd see CK do that.
SuperKnux: I’ll say.
Hyper Knux: Can we have our money now?