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In the van again, Nuku, Zin, Hyper Knux, Chao Killer, and Neon Chaos are listening to the Offspring.
Zin:
You know what this means don t ya?
Nuku:
No, what?
Zin:
They're gonna interrupt the song in the middle again for a news flash.
Nuku:
Oh.
Everyone anticipates the interruption with an eerie silence, but the song finishes.
Radio Announcer:
And that was Have you Ever from the Offspring. And now time for the news.
Chao_Killer:
That makes a bloody nice change.
Hyper Knux:
Woo Hoo! Time for a beer!
Chao_Killer:
Cool! Gimme Gimme Gimme!
Zin:
Yeah! Me too!
Neon:
Okay Gang! Let's look for clues.
Nuku:
What clues? We haven t had the mystery yet.
Radio Announcer:
Tonight's top story is that Shadow the Hedgehog was found brutally murdered in the desert. A plumber's hat with the letter Z on it was found at the crime scene, as well as grafiiti noting: "Zind waz ere." Police are baffled.
Zin:
Jinkies!
Hyper Knux:
Zoinks! It must be a clue!
Chao_Killer:
Reah! He he he he he he he!
Zin:
So that s where I left my hat...
Everyone does that falling on their heads thing, with legs sticking up in the air.
Nuku:
NEON! WATCH WHERE YOU RE GOING!
Neon: WAHHHHHH!
The van crashes into a tree.
Nuku:
Is everyone okay?
Chao_Killer has flown out the windshield and crashed through the tree.
Chao_Killer:
Fine...never...been...better...
Hyper Knux:
Look guys! We crashed in front of a bar!
Nuku:
How many bars are in this desert?
Neon:
Okay Gang! Let s split up and search for clues.
Zin slaps Neon across the face.
Zin:
No we won't.
The Gang go inside and see the real Scooby Doo gang sitting at the bar.
Hyper Knux:
Hey! They re in my seats! (Shoving Shaggy off the bar stool) Get outta here ya bum! Ooo! Burger...
Knux eats the burger in one.
Velma:
Jinkies! That wasn't very nice!
Zin:
Hey, that s my line!
Chao_Killer and Scooby are growling at each other, but then Chao_Killer whips out his bazooka and blasts Scooby to pieces.
Chao_Killer:
Scooby Doo! I killed you!
Shaggy:
Zoinks!
Neon is staring at Fred.
Neon:
I know who you are. Your Mr. Patterson aren't you, leading this smuggling operation? I knew it!
Neon jumps on Fred and starts tugging on his face.
Neon:
Or maybe you're really Colonel Mustard, and you killed Miss Scarlet in the study with the candlestick! ADMIT IT!
Zin:
I killed Shadow in the desert with the monkey wrench, but you don t hear me braggin'...
Fred: Help! Get 'im off me!!!!!
Sweat marks appear on Daphne's and Nuku's heads.
Nuku and Daphne: Oh brother...