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The gang, Hyper Knux, Neon Chaos, Chao_Killer, Nuku, Zin, and SuperKnux, are in the van, when they run out of gas for once.
Hyper Knux: Well, that's a first.
Neon: I was wondering when that would happen.
Nuku: Maybe I can go some where that doesn't smell like beer!!!
SuperKnux: I'm Going to find some beer.
Chao_Killer: I wonder if I can find some chao to kill.
Zin: Maybe we should find some gas.
Radio Announcer: We interpret All I Want for a special news bulletin.
Neon: No surprise there.
Radio Announcer: You are near a gas station, The Bar of Heaven, and Mecha Sonicjsg, who owns it, along with his chao.
Hyper Knux: Did he say bar?
SuperKnux: The Bar of Heaven?
Neon: Mecha Sonicjsg?
Zin: A gas station?
Chao_Killer: A CHAO!!!!
Nuku: Oh brother.
Radio Announcer: There is also a place for the sobers who rather drink soda that doesn't smell like beer.
Nuku: That changes everything!
Neon: Lets split up gang.
Hyper Knux: Why?
Neon: Chao_Killer goes for the chao, Zin goes get the gas, Nuku gets soda, and Hyper Knux, SuperKnux, and I go get some beer.Chao_Killer and Zin, meet up with us for some beer once your done.
They Split Up
Zin: Leave it to the tall guy to get the gas.
Clerk: What can I do for you?
Zin: Tank of gas.
Clerk: 25 dollars please.
Zin: What the Fuckk!
Clerk: It doesn't come cheep anymore due to robbers recently.
Zin: Of what?
Clerk: Of chao food, beer, and gas.
Zin: CHAO FOOD?
Clerk: And Hedgehog food.
Zin: OK, here's your 25 dollars.
Clerk: Thank you. Come again.
Zin: In maybe a million years.
Zin steps out side to see some chao with the stolen items.
Chao 1: We are going to swipe the beer clean of this place.
Chao 2: YEAH.
SuperSonicChao: Return those items!!!
Chao 3: No.
They kill SuperSonicChao (how many times will this happen?)
Zin: Oh my God!!! They Killed SuperSonicChao! I better go find the others.
Cuts to Chao_Killer and Nuku.
Nuku: Why are you here.
Chao_Killer: Chao senses tingling!!!
Nuku: *Cough* Spider-Man rip off. *Cough*
Chao_Killer: I see the CHAO!!!!
SuperSonicChao and Mecha Chaojsg walk around.
Chao_Killer: DIE!!!!
Mecha Chaojsg jumps just in time but SuperSonicChao dies, again.
Mecha Chaojsg: If you want beer, then don't kill me!!!! I make the strongest beer ever!!!!
Chao_Killer: I wasn't going to kill. You're not a chao
Mecha Chaojsg: Oh, that's right.
Nuku: This is where I can get soda, right?
Mecha Chaojsg: Yes, ma'am.
Nuku: I'll take a coke.
Mecha Chaojsg: Okay.
Chao_Killer: I'm going to get me some beer.
Neon, SuperKnux, and Hyper Knux enter the bar.
Mecha Sonicjsg: What can I do for you men?
Neon, SuperKnux, and Hyper Knux: A beer.
Mecha Sonicjsg: Coming right up!
Chao_Killer and Zin enter.
Mecha Sonicjsg: What could I do for you too?
Chao_Killer and Zin: A beer.
Mecha Sonicjsg: Coming up.
Chao: Stop right there, where coming to take OVER!
Chao_Killer: That's more chao then I can handle!!!
Mecha Sonicjsg: Hold them off for now, I'll get my weapon.
Chao_Killer holds them off until Mecha Sonicjsg gets there.
Mecha Sonicjsg: Put this in your gun!!!!
Chao_Killer places the bullet in his gun and shoots, drowning the chao. However, the bar is flooded.
Mecha Sonicjsg: Drink!!!!
They drink, until it's gone.
Hyper knux: That's (hic) strong. (hic)
SuperKuux: (hic) Yea. (hic)
Nuku enters.
Nuku: What happened, all you guys got drunk, again. I am so driving.
Chao who is still alive: I shall avenge!!!
ChaoThing flies in.
ChaoThing: Yum, CHAO!
Eats the last chao.
Nuku: o_o What was that?
Neon: (hic) ChaoThing. (hic)
Nuku: Ah, just end this.
Mecha Sonicjsg: Okay.
Mecha Sonicjsg: END!!!
Hyper Knux: O_o OK, (hic), who saw (hic) that one coming. (hic)