The gang are driving in their van along some strange high way listing to Linkin.

Super Knux:
This band is cool.

Neon:
Ya, they are one of my favorite bands.

Nuku:
I like this music too ya know. I'm not a boring old stick in the mud.

Zin:
We know.

Hyper Knux:
Hey, look Beer World Land - next exit. Let's go.

Neon:
Okay, gang.

Chao_Killer:
What's Beer World Land? Is it another bar?

Super Knux:
No, it's the drunkest place on earth. It's an amusement park and the theme is beer.

Chao_Killer:
Sweet!

Hyper Knux:
That's not all. This park has like 20 plus bars located right in the park.

Nuku:
But there are rides, correct?

Hyper Knux:
Yeah.

Nuku:
Kawaii.

Zin:
Whats that mean?

Nuku:
It's Japanese for cute.

Hyper Knux:
I thought it was an Island.

Super Knux:
No, that's Alaska.

Hyper Knux:
Oh ya.

Neon:
Okay gang, we're here.

Chao_Killer:
All right.

They enter the park.

Neon:
Lets split up.

Zin (pointing):
Whats that?

Super Knux:
It's a beer machiane. You know like a soda machine except it gives you beer.

Hyper Knux (runs up to the beer machine):
Hey look Miller Light, Steave Wisers, and Duff.

Zin:
Cool. Lets get some beer then.

Nuku:
Already?

They drink beer from the beer machaine until they run out of change.

Chao_Killer:
Zoinks! I'm out of change.

Zin:
Me too.

Hyper Knux:
Hey, let's go on the Beer Flume.

Chao_Killer:
Okay.

Neon:
Sounds good to me.

Hyper Knux:
Hey, that's my line.

Neon:
Kawaii.

Nuku:
That's my line.

Neon:
Lets split up gang.

Chao_Killer:
Now that's your line.

Later after figuring out who's lines belong to who they get on the Beer Flume.

Zin:
This is cool. The cars are shaped like beer cans.

Nuku:
Um are you sure we don't get that wet on this?

Neon:
No...You get soaked.

Nuku:
What??? No this water is wierd looking. No Chao_Killer, don't drink it!

Chao_Killer (drinks the strange water):
Tastes like beer.

Zin (tastes the water):

My George it is beer.

Super Knux:
So thats why they call it the beer flume.

Hyper Knux:
What? Beer?!!? (He jumps out of car and into the stream of beer).

Nuku:
Hyper Knux no!!!

Hyper Knux:
Wahoo..gulp..gulp....gag..ya...gulp. (He gets washed off).

The gang then gets off the ride all covered in beer, but they don't know were Hyper Knux is.

Super Knux:
That was cool.

Zin:
Yup, it sure was.

Neon:
Hey, gang we need to find Hyper Knux.

Nuku:
Forget him. I'm all covered in beer. I want to go now.

Chao_Killer:
We can't leave with out Hyper Knux.

Hyper Knux comes running up to the gang drenced in beer.

Hyper Knux:
Hey gang.

Chao_Killer: Dude are you okay?

Hyper Knux:
Ya and man was that fun.

Nuku:
You idoit! You could've of been killed.

Hyper Knux:
Ya so.

Zin:
It's always funny until someone gets hurt.

Super Knux:
Yeah, then its hirraus.

Neon:
Hey gang lets go on the Vokda Coster.

Super Knux:
No, lets go on the Liquer Shot.

Hyper Knux:
Ya!!

Zin:
What ride is that?

Super Knux:
It's that 500 foot tower over there.

Nuku:
Do we have to go on that?

Chao_Killer:
Yeah, let's go.

They go on Liquer Shot.

Zin:
Cool. Were 500 feet in the air and about to drop.

Nuku:
Um..guys when does this thing drop anyway?

Super Knux:
In about a half a minute.

Neon:
Hey gang its been like two minutes now.

Nuku:
We're stuck.

Chao_Killer:
We're all gona die!!

Thirty minutes later.

Zin:
Is this thing fixed yet?

Nuku:
I want down and now.

Super Knux:
Why don't you jump?

Nuku:
No!! Are some kind of idoit?

Hyper Knux:
Why not? It's not the fall that hurts, but the sudden stop.

Nuku:
I'm not jumping.

Chao_Killer:
You know what? I bet the Chao have something to do with this.

Neon:
The Chao?

Chao_Killer:
Yeah the Chao. It's all a big conspiracy against people who kill chao.

Zin:
Now this is really starting to suck.

Hyper Knux:
I know lets all sing 1,000 bottles beers on the wall.

Nuku:
NO!!!

Two hours later.

Hyper Knux:
Dude I just remembered I can't spell...er I mean I can glide.

Super Knux:
Duh I can too. I can't belive we forgot.

Hyper Knux:
So lets get out of here then.

Neon:
Hey gang, you can't go.

They glide down from the ride.

Nuku:
No don't leave us.

Zin:
You guys suck.

Chao_Killer:
We're all gona die!!

HK & SK land on the ground below.

Zin (screaming from 500 feet in the air):
YOU GUYS SUCK!!!

Super Knux:
So, now what?

Hyper Knux:
Lets go to one of the bars.

Super Knux:
Sounds good to me.

Hyper Knux:
Dude, that is my line. Why does every one keep using my line?

Super Knux:
Ya, but I don't have a line.

Hyper Knux:
Then some one will write you one.

Super Knux:
Why don't you?

Hyper Knux:
I'm to darn stupid and I can't spell.

Super Knux:
Okay, that makes sense.

They go inside a bar and get drunk.

Hyper Knux:
Hey, Super Knux did I ever tell you about (hic) the time I planted a car (hic) tree?

Flash back showing Hyper Knux diging a hole in the ground and placeing a toy car in the hole and covering it with dirt hopeing a car would grow.

Hyper Knux:
Ya no that car seed never (hic) did grow.

Super Knux:
Yup racecar (hic) is spelled the same forwards and backwards (hic).

Then the rest of the gang come in to the bar and are really mad about being left behind.

Nuku:
Why did you guys leave us?

Zin:
You guys still suck.

Neon:
We are mad.

Super Knux:
We left because we (hic) could.

Neon:
Makes sense to me.

Nuku:
But they..

Chao_Killer:
Beer!!

Zin:
Yay, beer!!

Hyper Knux:
Ya see (hic) it all worked out in the (hic) end.

Nuku:
For crying out loud! Can't you guys ever grow up?

Super Knux:
Well (hic) sorry we can't all (hic) be metal robot cat things (hic) like you or something (hic).

Zin:
I think this story has come to an end.

Hyper Knux:
Ya better (hic) end it now cause it is really (hic) starten to suck.

Chao_killer:
No, really (hic) this whole story (hic) sucked.

Nuku:
Okay end it already.

Hyper Knux:
(hic)The End(hic)