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we find Neon, Superknux, Hyperknux, Chao Killer, Chao Thing, Zin, Nuku, & Mecha JSG in the van in the middle of nowhere..wait did i get everybody?
Iza: no..
Mystic: you forgot us!
What? OH OH YEAH Iza and Mystic too
Mystic: Supafly sucks as a narrator..
HEY!!!
Iza: just get started with the story already!
fine..so we find them in the middle of nowhere
Zin: im hungry
Superknux: im thirsty
Nuku: im bored
Hyperknux: im drunk
CK: aint it the truth.
CT: *opens a fridge* hey!
Zin: woah..i didnt know we had a fridge in here?
Neon: yup..bought it yesterday
Zin: with what?
Neon: ....beer money...
CT: good going genious..because we are running outta beer!!!
Mecha JSG: why dont you guys just come to the bar and ill hook you up?
Mystic: Mecha....look around..were in the frikin desert..middle of nowhere.
Iza: its so hot in here...
CK: yeah..turn on the A/C
Nuku: the A/C IS on
Superknux: damn! we need beer!
Hyperknux : *Starts seeing stuff* My beer senses are tingling...*points out convineince store* LOOK!
Neon: Where?
CT: WE'RE SAVED!!!!
The peeps get outta the van and into the store
Hyperknux: we want 100 Cases of 24-pack beer! and make it snappy!
Owner: im sorry, but havent you heard?
Neon: heard what?
Owner: all the beer has disappeared! gone! vamoose!
Iza: vamoose?
Owner: yes VAMOOSE!!!
Mecha JSG: *laughs* ..Vamoose..
Hyperknux: WHAT NO BEER!!! ILL KILL! ILL MURDER!! ILL...*passes out*
CK: so all the beer is gone!
Neon: sounds like a mystery
the peeps look at each other
Zin: wha? oh oh yeah...ZOINKS!!!
Neon: lets split up gang.
Nuku: how about no?
CT: who couldve done this?
Zin: hold on..*pulls out laptop* let me check SoaH.
Iza: it was cal!
CK: huh? how do you know?
Iza: because Cam said something about Cal taking away what Hyper values most!
CT: Hentai?
Zin: His Mario Cap?
Neon: his favorite CD?
Iza: *smacks her forhead* NO! BEER!
Hyperknux: did someone say beer? gimme all your beer and no one gets hurt!
Superknux: OK. then lets go beat cal, and get our beer back!
Zin: yeah lets go!
Mystic: Whoo!
so the peeps get into the van, and drive to Cal HQ is....i dont know how they got there since they were lost, but hey..who am i to point out the plot holes...
Neon: Supa is getting to me...
Nuku: look there it is!
the peeps get out and break into Cal's HQ
Cal: oh what a lovely surprise, would you likes some tea?
Hyperknux: BEER SENSES TINGLING!! *dives into tea* ITS BEEER!!!
Neon: AHA SO YOU STOLE THE BEER!
Cal: yeah, i did, so what?
Superknux: wow..that didnt take long...
Zin: yeah...
Cal: but your not gonna get it back so easily! MY MECHANICAL CLONES! Caa, Cab, Cac, Cad, Cae, Caf, Cag, Cah, Cai, Caj, Cak, Can, Cao, Cap, Caq, Car,..
Car: *beep beep*
Cal: Cat, Cau, Cav, Caw, Cax, Cay, and Caz! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
the peeps are asleep
Cal: oh yeah, thanks.. you fell aslep during my dialouge..yeah thanks.
Iza: im sorry cal..but now im confused...your Caq?
Cal: no cal..
CK: Cav?
Cal: no Cal!
Zin: Cab?
Cal: CAL!
Mecha JSG: Cax?
Cal: CAL!!!!
Neon: Susan? :heybaby:
Cal: ....hmmmm..now your doing it on purpose...
Superknux: Cak?
Cal: ARGH STOP IT!!! ILL GIVE YOU BACK YOUR BEER IF YOU JUST STOP IT!! MY NAME IS CAL!!
cal releases all the beer into the street
Cal:ILL WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME! AND I WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WANT FOR YOU MEDLING KIDS!!! *takes off*
Hyperknux: *sees al the beer flowing down the street* AAAH! BEER ON FLOOR, MUST..ADMINISTER..10 SECOND RULE!!! *starts to drink the beer*
Neon: well, we got our beer back
CK: yeah but somethings missing...
Iza: yeah something aint right...
HSC: Hi you guys!
Ck kills HSC
Ck: there you go.