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Our Story takes place at the CoaP Warehouse. We find Hyper and Super drinking beer and eating nachos as they watch their new porn DVD entitled "Princess Peach Gone Wild" meanwhile outside there is a real bad thunderstorm going on.
Super: Man this movie is hot!
Hyper: I'll say!
Zin walks into the room.
Zin: Mama Mia! Peach Porno!
Zin sits down and watches with them.
Hyper: Man Peach certainly does got it.
Zin: Damn right!
The three are drooling at the movie.
Super: It's Daisy!
Zin: You guys know what this means right?
Hyper: Oh ya! Hot lesbian Action!
Zin: Ya and look they got strap-ons!
Just as the movie was about to get heavy lighting strikes the warehouse causing a power outage.
Zin, Hyper and Super: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Zin: Why God? Why? Things were just about to get heavy!
Zin breaks down and cries.
Super: Stay strong Zin. Stay strong.
Neon comes running into the pitch-dark room.
Neon: Guys we have a power outa..
Before he can finish he steps in a puddle of beer slips in it sending him flying into the wall with a loud thud.
Hyper: Oh no! It's the boogieman!
Super: Quick grab the shotgun!
Zin: No wait I think it was Ego Dude.
Neon: Ouch my ass!
Neon stands up and rubs his ass.
Neon: Man that hurt. Anyway guys we have a power outage.
Super: No shit! We figured that out when we saw the big flash of lighting hit the damn warehouse.
Zin: Ya and it made the TV go off and made naked Peach and Daisy go bye bye.
Neon: Well that sucks. Anyway we have a problem. I have no idea where JSG and Mystic are.
Zin: That is a problem.
Neon: We better go find them.
Neon: Slowly makes his way other to where the Zin, Super, and Hyper are sitting and he faces Hyper.
Neon: Zin I'll need you to go with me into the basement to find the back up power switch.
Hyper: My name is Zin?
Neon: Errr... sorry it's kinda hard to see whom I'm talking to when it's pitch black!
Super: Um Neon.. I hate to be the bearer off bad news but me and Hyper used all the power from the back up to power our Nacho oven.
Neon: You did what? You fucking idiots!
Hyper: Hey man these nachos are great! Try some.
Neon: Ok..
Ego God takes a taste.
Neon: Hey these are good.
Zin: Let me try!
The gang starts to eat Nachos in the dark. Meanwhile we cut to Mystic in the bathroom.
Mystic: I really had to go and of course when I finally went the frickin power goes out! Now I can't annoy anyone! To top things off I'm stuck on the john! "sighs"
Solorfrog appears next to her.
Mystic: Ahhhh!!!! A little privacy here please!
Solor: Sorries.
Solor disappears.
Mystic: Man their right he is annoying. Maybe I should start taking notes from him.
She pulls out a notebook and starts to write.
Mystic: Now lets see... "Writes down" 1. Randomly appear in the bathroom when someone's on the john. 2. Jump on people's heads and call them dumb dumb. Hmm what else has he done that's annoying?
She sits there in the dark thinking as we cut to JSG who is all alone in some random room. He was playing PSO when the power went out.
JSG: Damn it! I just picked up a rare item and the frickin power goes out! Damn it all! They need to make a better save feature for this game! Being able to save your game with out quitting would be a huge help!
Solorfrog appears on his head.
Solor: Hey dumb dumb! Looks like we have a black out.
JSG: No really... NOW GET OF MY FRICKIN HEAD!
JSG goes to grab Solor but he jumps down from JSG's head.
Solor: Heehee you can't see me!
JSG: Damn it!
Solor: Heeheehee.
JSG: I can't see you but I can hear your voice! Gladiator! Attack!
JSG dives into the area where he last heard Solor's voice but crashes into a coffee table breaking it in half.
Solor: Missed me dumb dumb! Heehehe!!!
JSG: Your going down!
Solor: I think not!
Solorfrog disappears again.
JSG: Damn it! I'll get you Solor! Some day I'll get you and I'll carve my name on your neck with an ice pick!
We now cut back to Neon, Zin, Super and Hyper who have just finished all the Nachos.
Zin: Damn were out of nachos.
Neon: Well gang I think we should head out and find JSG and Mystic.
Super: Sure let's go.
Neon, Zin, Super and Hyper slowly make there way out of the room and start heading down the hallway.
Hyper: I'm scared!
Neon: Shut up it's just a blackout.
Super: Man this sucks I can't even see my damn hand infront of my face.
Zin: I know I can't see anything either.
Super: How am I supposed to spank my monkey like this?
Hyper: Dude this isn't the time.
Neon: Knock it off. You guys complain too much and move to slow. At this rate we'll never find them.
Zin: What you want us to run down the hallway in the darkness?
Neon: We left the room 10 minutes ago and were still standing in the hallway! I'm out of here. I'll go find JSG and Mystic myself.
Neon walks off into the darkness.
Zin: Funny Ego Dude, real funny but we got to stick together... Ego Dude?
Super: I think he left for real.
Zin: Crap.
Hyper: Were gonna die! The boogieman is going to get us!
Zin: There is no boogieman. Now lets get going.
Zin, Super and Hyper continue down the hallway.
Meanwhile outside in the storm we see Cal entering the warehouse.
Cal: Hahaha! Thanks to the thunderstorm the power at the CoaP warehouse has gone out! Since the security systems are down I was able to sneak in! Hahaha! No I can go be evil!
We now find Neon walking towards were Cal is.
Neon: Someone there?
Cal: "thinking" It's the sexy Neon. Hey I got a great idea how to get him into bed with me! This blackout can really work to my advantage since he can't see that I'm really Cal! *Cough* Um hi. I'm a hot chick with big boobs. My car broke down during this storm and I came into this warehouse seeking shelter. I didn't know anyone else was here. Sorry for intruding.
Neon: You sure you're a hot chick? You voice sounds kinda...
Cal: I have a sore throat! Ya I have a bit of a cold from the storm.
Neon: Ah ok. Well I'm the God of Egos. I own this warehouse.
Cal: Wow! You sure sound manly. How about we go find a room and get to know each other better?
Neon: I'm there!
Cal and Neon head off to some random room in the warehouse. We now go back to Zin, Super and Hyper.
Hyper: Did we reach the end of the hallway yet?
Super: We must be getting close we've been walking for a half-hour now.
Zin: We just need to keep on moving. We'll find the rest of the gang soon enough.
We now cut to a darkened room with Cal and Neon in bed.
Neon: So you ready?
Cal: Oh yeah.
Neon: "Thinking" I'm going to finally get laid! To top things off she has big boobs! Well lets get started baby.
Just as there about to get it on the power comes back on and Neon sees Cal before him.
Neon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cal: Ahh fiddle sticks I was so close.
Neon: I'm sacred for life!
Neon runs out of the room screaming and we cut back to Zin, Hyper and Super.
Super: The lights are back!
Hyper: Did you hear that screaming?!?! The boogieman must have got Ego Dude!
Zin: There is no boogieman!
Zin turns around and sees there about 10 feet away from the room they left over 45 minutes ago.
Zin: Ahh crap.
Super: Wow we got real far.
Zin: Shut up!
Lighting strikes again and the power goes out again.
Hyper: No darkness!!!
Super: Stupid storm.
We now cut back to Mystic
Mystic: Damn it! The power went out again. Oh well I'm not staying here any longer.
She leaves the bathroom and starts heading down the hallway.
Mystic: I just need to find the stairs and make my way down...
Before she can finish she finds the stairs and falls down them landing on the floor below.
Mystic: Ahh my ass!
She gets up and rubs her ass.
Mystic: That hurt. Oh well now that I'm down here I need to find the others.
Solorfrog appears before her.
Solor: Hiya dumb dumb!
Mystic: Solor I need your help! Where's the rest of the gang?
Solor: I dunno. I'll go look.
Solor disappears.
Mystic: No don't leave me alone! Aw man.
We now cut to JSG who is roaming around the warehouse looking for the others.
JSG: Damn it I have no idea where I am but I must find the rest of the gang!
Solor appears before him.
Solor: Hey dumb dumb what you going?
JSG: I'm looking for a baseball bat.
JSG feels around for a bat and just happens to find one.
Solor: Why?
JSG: So I can do this!
JSG swings the bat at Solor but he jumps out of the way and JSG spins around in a circle and falls over.
Solor: Hehehehe!
Solor disappears.
JSG: Damn it Solor! You can run but you can't hide! I'll get you some day!
We now cut to Neon running back down to the hall where Zin, Super and Hyper are still in.
Neon: Guys!!!
Zin: So you're alive. What the heck were you screaming about before?
Neon: Cal is in the warehouse!
Super: Oh no!
Hyper: Did he try and trick you into having sex with him?
Neon: No I would never let that happen!
Hyper: Sure you wouldn't.
As the gang talks Mystic makes here way down the hall.
Mystic: I found you guys! Yay!
Zin: Well we found Mystic without leaving the hallway.
Neon: Ya but we still need to find JSG. Plus Cal is lurking. He tried to disguise his voice before.
Mystic: Let me guess he posed as a hot chick with big boobs?
Neon: Um.. maybe.
JSG: Hey guys! I finally found you.
Zin: All right the gangs all here.
Hyper: Wait a minute it's not JSG! It's Cal disguising his voice!
JSG: Wha?
Hyper goes to punch JSG and he hurts his hand on his metal body.
Hyper: Ahhhh! My hand! It hurts!
Super: Numb nuts that is JSG. Not Cal.
Cal: Ya because I'm Cal!
JSG: Where is he?
Cal: Since there is no power I can do anything I want without getting caught! First I'm going to...
Before he can finish the power comes back on.
Cal: Aww crap. Foiled again!
Everyone: Get him!
Cal: Eeeek!
Cal runs off and leaves the warehouse.
Cal: I shall return someday!
Mystic: Glad that's over.
JSG: Hey where did Hyper, Super and Zin go?
Neon: I have no idea..
We cut back to show Zin, Super and Hyper back in the room with a fresh batch of Nachos and a keg of beer on the couch as they continue watching "Princess Peach Gone Wild"
Zin: Peach is so sexy.
Super: You said it.
Hyper: I love Hot Lesbian Action.
The three drool as they watch the porno.