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We find Neon, Zin, Mecha, Hyper, Mystic & Super in the van, driving at night in the highway.
Mystic: *crossing her legs* >_< ... Mecha! how much further, I really need to go!
Mecha: Ohhhh no, I’m not falling for that one again.
Zin: Yeah Mystic, were to smart for ya. ^_~
Mystic: But you guys, I really need to go!
Mecha: Nope! We ain’t stoppin!
Mystic: Fine! Don’t believe me!
Super: *sees a yellow liquid flow from where he is sitting* O_O! ....I’m not gonna ask...
Hyper wakes up from passing out.
Hyper: *sees his beer flowing down the van* MY BEER!!!
Super: Phew! -o-
Mystic: You honestly thought I was gonna relieve myself in the van?
Super: >_> ... yes?
Hyper: Ewwwww.
Zin: *looks out the window* Hey where are we going anyway?
Mecha: Where ever the road takes us.
Neon: We're lost aren’t we?
Mecha: ... yeah u_u
Solorfrog: *appears on Mecha's shoulder* your sure are dumb, dumb-dumb!
Mecha: Why you Little!!!
Mecha tries to catch Solorfrog but then disappears, then Mecha sees the van is about to hit a car.
Mecha: YIKES!! *swerves the van to the right side of the road* phew!
Solorfrog: *appears* Keep your eyes on the road, dumb-dumb.
Mecha: Ggrrrrr!
Solorfrog: Oh boy.. NINJA DISAPPEAR! *disappears*
You can see Zin, with his foot on the seat and thinking to himself*
Zin: *thinking* mmmm, I could sure go for a sandwich right about now, *Thinks about the sandwich with a dream bubble* a ham & cheese sandwich! With pickles, mayonnaise, mustard, lettuce, tomato. all toasted on a warm Italian foot-long sub bread...mmmmmmmmm sub *drooling sound*..*stomach growls* oh man, im hungry <_>Hey! Can we get a bite to eat, I’m starving!
Hyper: Yeah Me too!
Neon: Me Three!
Super: Um.. I’m fine thank you.
Mystic: I still need to GO!!!
Zin: I wanna go to Quizno's!
Neon: I want Pizza Hut!
Hyper: I want pretzels and beer!
Mystic: I Need A Ladies Room!
Super: Am I the only one not hungry? ^-^;;;
They all argue.
Mecha: BE QUIET!!! IM Driving Here!!! We Can Only Go To One Place!
Zin: Shotgun Quizno's!!!
Mecha: Were Going To Quiznos! That’s it!
Zin: Yus!
Neon, Hyper and Mystic: Awwww.
Hyper: *crosses arms and looks out the window* It’s not fair, I wanted to go to a bar dammit, but noooo we always have to go where Zin likes. pfft, Zin..who does he think he is? All I wanted was some salty pretzels and beer, is that so much to ask?!! *mumbles*
Mystic: *still crossing her legs* oh...if I don’t find a bathroom quick, I’m gonna explode. GO KABOOM!!!! Right now my bladder is on full and I can’t hold it any longer. QUIZNOS DOSENT HAVE A BATHROOM! How do those people do it?! *impatiently groans*
Neon: I’m the leader, we should go to Pizza Hut...hmmm, I so wanted a stuff crust pizza,...a pepperoni pizza, stuffed crust! With extra cheese and pepperoni...oooohhh yeaaahhhh, I can taste it now* ^_^ *slurps*
Super: *thinking* I’m Not Really Hungry...I could go for some chips though...why do I even have a thinking sequence?...............well? ..Canada Sucks!
All the peeps look at Super.
Super: Ooops… ^_^;
Mecha: Ok, were almost there...
Mystic: Unpatiantetly trembles* must.....hold it.....*stands on her seat* I CANT HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!!! *jumps out the window and runs in the woods*
Zin: Wild Cat on the loose!
Mecha: *steps out of the van with a gun* I got the tranquilizer...
They wait for 10 minutes parked alongside the road*
Zin: >_> Man..how long does it take for Mystic to relieve herself? *stomach growls* Oh man...I’m frikking starving, grrr..stupid bubble sequence...making me hungry! awww....>_<
Super: Boredom...taking over....must occupy myself......*shouts* KISS MY ASS!!! *moons*
Neon: OH GOD MY EYES!!!
Hyper: AWW MAN! MY EYES!!! THE BURN!!!
Super: Dammit, Super.. control yourself! Hehehe...sorry guys…
Mystic suddenly comes back in, and sees everybody with their eyes closed.
Mystic: Damn.. you guys could still see me??? O_o
Mecha: I can’t stand this anymore. Were going home!
Does a U-turn and they head for the CoaP Pad. You see the peeps chillin out in the pad.
Zin: *eating a sub* oh, oh my goodness this is better than Peach Hentai!....on second thought...nah =P
Super: *listens to his CD Player* Ahhh...no more boredom ^_^
Hyper: *munching on pretzels and drinking beer* Ohh yeah, that hits the spot *hic* *passes out*
Neon: *plays X-Box* Dammit Kasumi! Spike the frikkin ball!
Mecha: What was the whole point or moral of this story anyways?
Neon: Say no to mooning
Hyper: Unless its Mystic.
Mystic: >_>
Neon: Amen to that!