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The CoaP are driving through a forest at night, the radio is playing Muse - Our time is running out
Nuku: (Driving) Sure is creepy round here.
Hyper: (Drinking) Like ZOINKS!
Zin: Hey! That's my line!
Hyper: I thought you said Jinkies?
Mystic: Nah, I say that!
Super: No Mystic, you say...
All: SNICKERDOODLES!
Mystic: Humph, that was annoying!
Super: WooHoo, we annoyed Mystic!
Hyper: Sweet!
Neon: So we all remember our catchphrases?
Mecha: *Grumbles* I never got a catchphrase.
Neon: Sure you did!
Mecha: What was it then!
Neon: Errrrrr...
Solor: *pops into existance* Haha no catchphrase for you dumb-dumb!
Neon: No that's not it....
Mecha: *Grabs Solor* GOTCHA! *Goes to cram Solor into Hyper's empty beer bottle*
Neon: No it wasn't gotcha....
Zin: Don't hurt yourself thinking Neon.
Super: He should soak his head before it overheats!
Radio Announcer: We interupt saying how retarded Neon is to bring you this message.
Neon: Wait a sec....
Radio Announcer: Your van will crash in 1 minute, that is all.
Neon: I'm not a retard!
Radio Announcer: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that Lame-ass.
Neon: Whatever.
Mystic: You go girlfriend!
Nuku: Hey guys what do you think he ment by the van's gonna crash?
Zin: Gee lemme think!
The van smashes into a tree
Zin: ZOINKS!
Hyper: That's *hic* my line *falls over*
Super: Dude, you're so wasted!
Hyper: Take me *hic* drunk I'm home!
Zin: See THAT was your catchphrase!
Neon: Okay, let's split up gang!
Nuku: Sheesh, why Neon?
Neon: Because I'm the leader and I say so!
Super: I vote we split up... we all stay in the warm van, and Neon goes to look for help!
All: Yeah!
Neon: No!
Mecha: Too late, motion carried!
Neon: Stupid Democracy!
Neon gets out the van and walks around the creepy forest
Neon: Okay, not liking this much!
A ghost pops out from behind a tree
Ghost: Woooooo(mmmyes!) Leave now or you will diiiieeeee!
Neon: ACK! *Runs off!*
5 Mins later in the Van
Hyper: I spy with my *hic* little eye something beginning with.... P!
Nuku: For the last time Hyper, there's no penguin in the van!
Penguin: *Only Hyper can see/hear it* I love you Hyper!
Hyper: I love you too Penguin!
Mystic: I LOVE THE PENGUIN TOO!
Hyper: You see it?
Mystic: yeah... right next too the other imaginary animals!
Zin: Yeah, Hyper's made-up petting zoo's all here!
Super: I wanna try the imaginary beer!
Hyper: Screw you guys! *Leaves the van*
Nuku: You hurt his feelings... are you sorry now?
Mecha: yeah I'm sorry.... Sorry I didn't give him a wedgie as he left!
Super: Dude!
Mecha: Sweet!
Super: Dude!
Mecha: Sweet!
Outside, Hyper is in the forest!
Hyper: PENGUIN... WHERE ARE YOU?
Ghost: Boo!
Hyper: Hey it's a bedsheet!
Ghost: I'm not a bedsheet! i'm a ghost (mmmyes!).
Hyper: Your breath smells!
Ghost: Does not!
Hyper: You should chew some gum or something, it smells real bad!
Ghost: Shut up now!
Hyper: You should smell Cal's breath... that's bad too....
Hyper folds up as the Ghost beans him on the head with a hammer and then drags him off
Later
Hyper: Where am I?
Neon: Your tied to a chair with me in a room someplace.
Hyper: Dude, that *hic* sucks!
Ghost: *Walks in* AHAHAHAH(Myess), you have been captured by my evil genius!
Hyper: Hey it's the bedsheet!
Neon: It's an Undead!
Hyper: Bedsheets can't die!
Ghost: I'm no bedsheet *Pulls off disguise* IT IS I CAL! Myess!
Hyper: ARRRGGGHHH!
Cal: I'm not a ghost anymore....
Hyper: No but you're scarier like that!
Neon: Score one for Hyper!
Cal: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! myes NOW I SHALL REVEAL MY MASTERPLAN!
Neon: You're gonna marry me, right?
Cal: Nope, better than that!
Hyper: He's gonna marry me!
Cal: No! Why do you think all my plans just revolve around marring you!
Neon: They usually do!
Cal: well this time I'm just gonna kill you!
Hyper: You can't do that!
Cal: Yes I can... I re-wrote the villain's code of ethics!
Neon: What?!
Will Cal finally destroy his 2 enemies.... will they ever rescue the others?
Mecha: Dud!
Super: Sweet!
Mecha: Dude!
Cal: Ahahahah Myes, I dressed up as a ghost...
Hyper: Bedsheet!
Cal: SHUT UP! And used my disguise to kidnap Neon and Hyper, the leaders of that pesky group who keep thwarting my brilliant plans. myes if there was a scale of 1 thru 10 my plans would be at the top and those two would be at the bottom!
Neon: Cal, what evil scheme have you come up with this time?!
Cal: Hee Hee Myess! I re-wrote my Villain's code of ethics in order to come up with a brilliant masterplan and destroy you both. Then the CoaP will fall apart and I shall win!
Neon: The rest of the gang will save us!
Hyper: Bedsheet!
Cal: They will not, for I have given them a CD of Christian Rock music, that will keep them occupied for HOURS!
----Back at the Van----
Super: Dude!
Mecha: Sweet!
Zin: Dude!
Super/Mecha: BUTT OUT RACCOON BOY, THIS IS OUR GAME!
Nuku: I'm putting some music on *puts on a CD*
CD Player: In the beginning was the word, Lord said let there be more light. The sun came out, the sky was bright, there was now both day and night.
The lord then said let there be earth...
Mecha: Swee....Arrrgh what is that?
Super: Make it stop!
Mystic: I like it....
Zin: Cannot resist the power of the lord...
Nuku: I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart...
Mecha: Sweeeeet...
Super: Duuuude...
-----Cal's Hideout----
Cal: The Christian rock music will render your friends usless!
Hyper: Making them different... how?
Neon: Heh!
Cal: And now you die!
Neon: Wait.... I love you Cal!
Cal: Nope, not gonna work, I just wanna kill you today!
Hyper: I love you too!
Cal: Oooh actually...
Neon: Hey!
Cal: Fine, you both die!
Hyper: Rats
Cal: *to Hyper* Sorry sweety, Neon'd get jealous!
Neon: So how do you plan on killing us then?
Cal: Well I have set up an ingenious timed device, when it reaches the critical value it will drop a bowling ball onto a teeter-totter which will lift a candle up to a string and winch setup, when the string burns through it will drop a can of honey all over you!
Hyper: I like honey!
Neon: You're an idiot Cal... honey won't kill us!
Cal: No but the honey will drip through the floorboards where there is a huge hive of killer bees! The bees will wake up at the taste of honey and become enraged and fly up here and sting you lots. The noise of your screams will set off another mechanism wich will light the fuse and detonate the bomb and destroy you all! Mmmyes!
Hyper: I like honey!
Neon: You'll never get away with this Cal!
Cal: Yes I will, because whist you were unconsious in the last part of the story I did this!
Neon: What?
Cal: *pulls a curtain aside revealing a porno pic of Neon and Hyper together, Neon is dressed as the woman.*
Hyper: Oooh who's that sexy lady?
Neon: Me.
Hyper: Don't be a dumb-ass that's not.... *Hyper's eyes widen* EWWWW *Pukes*
Cal: Soon this picture will be ALL OVER THE INTERNET!
Neon: Heh, that plan won't work, only nerds and loosers use the net... no one good will see this pic!
Cal: Rats... then I shall print it out lots and sell it to magazines and newspapers!
Neon: You'll never get away with this!
Cal: Yes I will because I have the ultimate insurance policy!
Hyper: heh heh heh In-your-ass!
Cal: *Pulls out Sarah Michelle Gellah* I have captured the actress that plays Buffy the vampire slayer, and she will teach me many funky martial arts and then i will be able to beat you up if you escape and stop me spreading porn of you around, but you won't escape because my plan is so brilliant mmmyes and I am the smartest weasel in all of SoaH City Mmyes, if there was a scale of...
Sarah Michelle Gellah: Shut up you big lame-wad!
Cal: Bitch! *Gags Sarah Michelle Gellah* Now I shall escape... my theme music will now be played!
*Cal's theme: Cold - End Of the World Plays as Cal drags Sarah Michelle Gellah away*
Neon: Nooooo! At least put that porn pic of us away first!
Hyper: We're screwed
Timer: Cal's evil death machine has been activated, you now have 5 minutes untill detonation.
Neon: this is the end... I didn't want it to end like this, I didn't want to die a virgi....
Hyper: A what?
Neon: Erm... Without ever having a last beer
Hyper: You said Virgin!
Neon: So, I bet you are too!
Hyper: Nope!
Neon: When did you have sex?!
Hyper: Well Nuku and me got bored this one time...
Neon: YOU HAD SEX WITH NUKU!?
Hyper: No, I was bored so I left and went to see Supa, but his mom said he wasn't in but she invited me in anyway.
Neon: That's gross.
Hyper: Yet so so kinky!
Neon: Argh that's grossed me out so much I can't think of a way to escape!
Timer: You now have 2 minutes untill detenation!
Neon: We're sooo screwed, and you beaned Supa's mom and that's so gross.
Hyper: Like you wouldn't have!
Neon: No I wouldn.... actually maybe I would.
Hyper: See, now admit you love me before we die!
Neon: What!?
Hyper: Don't make me go first!
Neon: WHAT!?
Hyper: Well, you've allways been there for me and I feel that...
Neon: Okay lil bit too much Information there Hyper.
Hyper: I LOVE YOU MAN!
Neon: Please let me die now!
Timer: One minute before detonation... and for all your electronic needs visit Cal Inc. Stores around the nation.
Neon: Shameless self advertising.
Hyper: Mr. Penguin can save us!
Neon: There's no such thing Hyper, you're just drunk and wierd, and No i don't love you I love Nuku and now she'll never know because I'm gonna die!
Hyper: Mr. Penguin says you talk too much Neon.
Neon: I'm too young to die... Heck I'm too cute to die!
Timer: Cal's death device has now been activated... have a nice day.
The ball is dropped, string burnt through and honey starts to pour
Neon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hyper: *Opens his mouth* I Like Honey *Eats the honey*
Neon: What the?
Hyper: *Finishes the honey then breaks himself loose, then frees Neon*
Neon: Why didn't you let us out earlier?!
Hyper: I wanted the honey!
Neon: You're a dope.... now let's go stop Cal!
Hyper and Neon chase after where Cal went
----Interlude----
Supafly: Hey it's porn downloading time... Supa is on the net with broadband access downloading porn
Supa: Hey Jill valentine and Claire Redfield washing a motorbike naked! Sweet!
*Computer beeps
Supa: Huh... "Downloading: HyperNeonPorn.jpg" What's the?
Computer makes tada noise, it has finished downloading
Supa: *Opens the file* OH MY GOD NO! THAT'S NOT RIGHT... IT BURNS MY EYES!
------Back to the story-----
Neon: CAL! We've got you, and this time we're gonna shut you down perminanly!
Hyper: You'll pay for making me tell Neon I love him!
Cal sniggers
Hyper: HEY!
Cal: Well touching as that is, you won't defeat me! I have learnt all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Techniques from Sarah Michelle Geller!
Hyper: Well I learnt Neo's fighting from Mr. Penguin!
Cal: Curse that Penguin It has foiled my plans enough!
Hyper: Penguin's gonna take you down!
Cal: Bring it on you flightless bird!
Cal starts fighting the imaginary penguin
Hyper: Go Penguin go!
Neon: My god this is stupid!
Hyper: Is not!
Cal: NO PENGUIN HAVE MERCY!
Hyper: Penguin is winning, we can just blow up this place and go now!
Neon: You're so wierd.
Neon and Hyper leave, setting the place on fire as they leave
Hyper: That concludes this adventure.
Neon: What about the Porn?
Hyper: That's allright No one ever goes on the net.
-----Supa's place----
Supa: *On the phone* Yeah it's Neon allright, with Hyper... download it and tell everyone!
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Neon: What happened to the gang?
-----The Van-----------
Nuku: I love God
Super: Me too
Mecha: Let's join the salvation army
Mystic: Yay!
Zin: Jesus loves you!
THE END!
Cal: *In a pile of ashes, bleeding all over* Rats... foiled again *Faints on the floor*