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Starring: Cal, Can, Zin, Mystic Fire, a driver, and a gag
*Our insanely stupid story, starts at Zin's House, of all places!
Mystic is there and Zin is giving her the grand tour*
Zin: And this here place is the dining room. Or maybe it's a kitchen....I can't remember.
Mystic: Oooooh! Zintendo-y! Like all the other rooms!
Cal: *Smashes through window* AHAHAHA
Zin: Hey! You gotta pay for that glass!
Cal: Silence! I'm gonna steal you now!
*Cal grabs Zin*
Zin: *Smirks* Why Cal...I never knew you felt about me that way.
Cal: SHUT UP!
Zin: ...No,...Bi-Cal!
Cal: *Ties Zin up and shoves a gag in his mouth*
Mystic: Hey! Who said you could do that to Zin!?
Gag who was shoved into Zin's Mouth: It wasn't me...
Cal: SILENCE My escape music will now be played
Mystic: ...How?
*Cal's music is played and Cal runs off with Zin*
Cal: CAN'T CATCH ME!
Mystic: HEY! You never answered my question! *Gives Cal chase*
Cal: The Music is er..... MAGIC!
Mystic: Ok! Thanks! *Stops* ...Wait a second...ZINNY-POO! *Chases Cal again but even faster*
Cal: ACK!
Zin: *Still gagged* Mmmph mmmmmmmmmph mmph mmph mmmmmph mph!
Cal: I must escape, CURSE YOU BEING SO HEAVY ZIN!
Zin: *Uses his legs, which weren't tied up for some reason, to kick Cal in the butt*
Cal: Owwwww!
Zin: *Resumes kicking cause he feels like it*
*Cal throws Zin into a Limo and gets in himself*
Mystic: A-ha! A limo! ...I wonder if it was the same black car on the day it snowed?
Zin: *Sweatdrops*
Cal: *to the driver* PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN!
Mystic: *Yelling to the driver* PUT YOUR FOOT UP!
Driver: Um. Ok. *Raises one of his legs up*
Cal: *sweatdrop*
Mystic: *Runs up towards the limo* Hi Cal! You don't mind if I take Zin back, do you? *Grabs the tied up Zin*
Cal: ARRGGHH *Pulls out a Soda making Machine*
Mystic: Ooooh?
Cal: I MUST HAVE ZIN IN ORDER TO COMPLETE MY CUNNINGLY EVIL PLAN!
Mystic: *Still holding Zin* And what might that be?
Zin: *Thinking* Do I look like some kind of rag doll?
Cal: Okay i'm only telling you, because I am bound to by the Villain's Code of ethics....
Zin: Mmph mmph.
Cal: ZIN WILL HELP ME CONTROLT HE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF CHEESE FOR MY OWN EVIL USE MWAHAHAHAH!
Zin: MMMMPH MMPH MPH MMMMMMPH MMPH!
Cal: MWAHAHHAHAHA
Mystic: You can't do that If I'm holding him. Which is what I'm doing...right now! *Raspberries at Cal*
Cal: Oh really? *Puts Soda Making Machine to Mystic's Head* HAND HIM OVER!
Mystic: Do what you want to me! I ain't handing him over!
Cal: *Activates soda machine*
Zin: O_O *Starts shaking his head* MMPHMMPH MMMMPH MPH MPH MMMPH MMPH!
Cal: AHAHAHAHAHA YOU'D BETTER HURRY UP!
Mystic: Nope.
Cal: Fine *Turns Soda machine onto Zin*
Cal: HAND HIM OVER NOW!
Zin: *Stops all of the sudden, looking a little relieved that he ain't pointing the machine at Mystic*
Cal: YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS!
Mystic: *Looks in horror* ...Fine. Just please...don't hurt him. *Lets Zin go*
Cal: That's better *Grabs Zin*
Mystic: Don't think I'm not done with you yet, Cal!
Driver: Can I put my foot down? I've had it up in the air for 5 minutes!
Cal: *Mumbles* Moron
Zin: *Starts kicking Cal again*
Cal: Owwwww
*Cal starts to cry*
Zin: *Sweatdrops* Mmph...
*A tinkly icecream van music is heard*
Cal: Uh Oh it's Can!
Zin: *The sweatdrop gets even bigger* ...
Can: *Pulls up in his beer van*
Mystic: ???
Can: CAL YOU BAD PERSON!
Cal: awww Can, I was just playing....
Can: YOU PUT ZIN DOWN NOW!
Cal: *unties Zin and Mumbles* Stupid Can
Zin: Woohoo!
Mystic: ...That's it? >_<
Can: Apologise
Cal: NO!
Zin: ...So Mystic, wanna go back to my house?
Mystic: Okie Dokie!
Cal: *Throws a rock at Zin*
Zin: *Little marios in capes flying around his head*....Cheese whiz...*Falls over unconscious*
Can: CAL HOW COULD YOU!
Cal: Oh shut it Canny! *Throws a rock at can*
*Can falls over unconscious*
Cal: hee hee hee
Mystic: ZIN! CAN! *Gets real pissed* Cal, you IDIOT! *Gets into fighting stance*
Cal: Ohhh Come on then!
Mystic: Gladly! *Rushes towards Cal*
Cal: *Kicks Mystic*
Mystic: Ow! *Kicks back*
Cal: OWWWWW! *Sniffles*
Mystic: Oh no...did I make you cry?
Cal: *Puts Hat over face to hide tears*
Mystic: I'm sorry. It's just that you beaned my boyfriend and I got ticked! I didn't mean to make you cry.
Cal: I'M GONNA SAY THE 'Z-WORD' NOW!
Mystic: NOT ZEEKYBOOGYDOOG! ....oh S#*%!
Cal: AHAHAHAHAHAH! UH OH!
*Insert Nuclear explosion here*
Mystic: *Since she said it, she's in the center of the blast and gets knocked out*
Cal: *Flies off into the sky*
Cal: I'LL BE BACK!
Cal: *Starts to fall back down*
Cal: This is gonna hurt!
*He somehow lands in the same spot where he was*
Cal: SPLAT!
*Cal notices that everyone in someway is knocked out*
Cal: Hee hee hee *Pulls out a pen and draws a moustache on Zin and mystic*
Driver: Do you have that raccoon yet? I wanna put my foot down!
Cal: Let's just go home!
Cal: *Kicks Zin and gets into Limo*
Zin: *Wakes up* Ow! Who just kicked me?
Cal: RUN AWAY!
*Cal's Limo drives away*
Zin: Wait! You have yet to tell me who kicked me! *Chases after the limo*
Cal: *Shouts outta the window* IT WAS ME MWAHAHAHAH I'M SO EVIL!
*Cal's head smacks into a road sign*
Zin: *Nelson laugh* Ha-ha!
Cal: *Falls out of the Limo window*
*The limo drives off without Cal*
Cal: WAIT FOR ME *runs after limo*
Zin: Byyyyyyeeeeeee, BI-CAL!
Cal: CURSE YOU ZIN! I'LL HAVE MY REVEEEENNNNNNGGGGEEEE!
Mystic: *Gets up and runs toward Zin* Zinny! You're ok! *Hugs Zin*
Zin: Yep! Why wouldn't I be? *Hugs back*
*The two look at eachother romantically, but they notice eachother's drawn moustaches*
Zin and Mystic: Nice Moustache! ...Huh?