Cheese Sticks and Broadway
By: Supafly Furi
Hyperknux, Superknux, Neon, Nuku, Chao Thing, Mecha JSG, Zin & Chao Killer are seen drinking booze at a local bar
Hyper: *BURP*
Super: Excuse me?
Hyper: You've Been Excused!
Super: *sigh*
Nuku: I still dont understand how can you guys drink that nasty beer.
Neon: its not really about the taste.
Nuku: then?
Zin: its the al-kee-hol!
Everybody (except Nuku) : YEAH!
Nuku: why did i even ask?
a radio is turned on magically
Radio Announcer: We interrupt this quite interesting conversation to bring you a new flash!
CT: how tha hell did he do that
Radio Announcer: Magic.
CK: ah, he says its magic.
Neon: oh wow *hic* thats cool!
Super: *hic* *hic*
Hyper: WOAH! a double *hic*.........*hic* *hic* *hic*!
Super: WOAH *hic* dude, howd you do that?
Hyper: Magic.
everybody laughs
Radio announcer: Well, i see that everybody is mocking me, ok...then i wont tell you SoaH city is being under attack by Cal....go ahead laugh it up.
the peeps quickly sober up
Neon: What?
Nuku: *sigh* here we go....
Hyper: can we just have one more beer?
Super: take it to go.
Hyper: ok...*puts the beer bottle inside his pants*
you see the peeps run to the van, and you see Hyperknux balancing the beer inside his pants
Hyper: ok ok..nice and easy!
Neon: cmon! we havent gotten all day!
Hyper gets in the van, as they drive off
Meanwhile
Cal: yes......Yes......YES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
you see Cal sitting on his kitchen room table with a bowl of cheese sticks and marinera sauce
Cal: i just LOVE these cheese sticks
you see the peeps van crash thru a wall at CAL's HQ
Neon: OK, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW!
CK: probably up to no good!
Zin: dont make me go tanooki on your ass!
Cal: what are you talking about, i was just about to indulge myself in some of my cheesesticks!
Hyper: He said "indulge"
Super: ......what?
Neon: so, if your not doing anything....
Cal: IM NOT! now leave me and my cheese sticks alone...they are my cheese sticks! not yours! *hugs the bowl of cheese sticks* MINE!!
CT: why did the radio announcer say that you were causing trouble?
Cal: i owe him money......
the peeps sweatdrop
Nuku: ........you owe him money?
Cal: yeah....
Zin: well thats just great.
Hyper: so we came all the way from the radio announcer, and the bartender told us, nuku was causing trouble, and then you hug your fish sticks?
Super: now that didnt make any sense.
Mecha JSG: i think what he was trying to say is, we came all this way just to find out that the radio announcer gave us some bad info, and we find you eating cheese sticks?
Cal: im confused
CK: yeah me too
Mecha JSG: me too
Nuku: ditto
Neon: yeah
Super: me too
Hyper: NAGA NOOCH!!!
Zin: what was that for?
Hyper: im home, take me drunk *collapses to the ground* ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz
Shadow *on the radio*: HAHAHAHAHHAA...fools! you are so easily tricked!
this little rendevous with Cal, gave me enough time to finish my creation! *gets bitten by someone* OW!! HE BIT ME!!! THE RADIO ANNOUNCER BIT ME!!
Zin: Shadow? Shadow? SHADOW?!!! ILL KILL YOU!!!! *rabidly attacks the radio* ILL F***ING KILL YOU!!!
Neon: Shadow is up to something, lets go!
Super: sounds like a plan!
Zin is still attacking the radio
Mecha JSG: HEY ZIN!
zin stops in mid-air
Mecha JSG: save some of that for the real shadow.
Zin: ok, fair enough.
Cal: MY RADIO!!! MY RADIO!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
the peeps drive off
meanwhile
Shadow: YES I HAVE FINISHED MY CREATION!
Neon: hold it right there!
Zin: im gonna go tanooki on your ass now!
Shadow: CURSES! BUT YOUR ALL TOO LATE BEHOLD MY LATEST CREATION!
a metal door opens, red eyes appear
Shadow: YES!!! NOW ATTACK! MY BEAUTY!
its a robot that looks like shadow
Mecha Shadow: *sings* when i get that feeling i gotta sing, when i get the feeling!
Shadow: WHAT!!!!
the lights dim, and mecha shadow puts on a broadway show*
the peeps sit in delight, with a tub of popcorn
Supafly: POP-O CORN! GET YOUR HOT BUTTERED POP-A CORN RIGHT HERE YO!
Zin: ill take one!
Mecha Shadow: *sings* i will survive! I WILL SURVIVE!
show ends
the peeps cheer, as mecha shadow goes back where he came from thru the metal door
Shadow: Curses! ILL BE BACK!!! *disappears*
Super: this has been a pointless adventure
Neon: so what else is new?
Hyper: me want more beer!
Zin: lets go get some beer
CK: yeah
CT: ditto
Mecha JSG: oh yeah!
Nuku: *sigh* here we go again.
The End
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