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Our adventure takes place one dark and rainy night at Supafly’s house. There we find Supafly and Hyper Knux talking to SuperKnux over the Internet.
[11:55 PM]
Supafly: Dude Hyper, Super says his friend let him borrow a Hentai movie on DVD.
Hyper Knux: Sweet! Have him burn us a copy and mail it to us!
Supafly: I got a better idea.
Supafly types to Super that he’ll be right back.
Supafly: Let’s go set up the telescope.
Hyper: Why?
Supafly: So we can watch Hentai!
Five minutes later we find Supafly and Hyper Knux trying to look through a telescope.
Supafly: Come on you stupid telescope, he doesn’t live that far away!
Hyper: Ya really.
Supafly: …shit...what if....
Supafly puts the telescope away.
Hyper: Why did you… oh! I know! Super is probably spanking his monkey!
Supafly: Ya man he’s probably giving his wrists a good work out.
Hyper Knux: Indeed.
[12:10 am]
They go back to the computer.
Supafly: Well it’s late man I’m going to bed.
Hyper Knux: Ok dude.
Supafly tells Super he’s going for the night and he signs off of MSN and shuts the computer down.
Supafly: Later Hyper.
Hyper Knux: Later dude.
Supafly heads up stairs to go to bed.
[12:20 am]
Supafly: Bed!
Supafly jumps in the bed and goes to uh.. bed.
[4:25 am]
Supafly wakes up in the middle of the night and walks down stairs to get a drink. He walks past Hyper Knux who is sitting on his couch watching TV and eating nachos and he enters the kitchen to get a drink. He then leaves the kitchen walks past Hyper again and starts to make his way up stairs when he stops and turns around.
Supafly: What the hell are you doing Hyper?
Hyper Knux: What does it look like? I’m sitting on your couch watching your TV and eating your nachos.
Supafly: It’s 4:30 in the morning!
Hyper Knux: Your point?
Supafly: Get out of my house!
Hyper Knux: Fine be that way!
Super Knux: Trust me I don't think you want to be part of their "party"
[4:35 am]
Supafly heads back up to bed and Hyper heads for the door
[9:30 am]
Supafly: *yawn* Man I’m tired. Better go take a hot steamy shower to wake me up.
Supafly heads down stairs to find the bathroom door locked with the shower on.
Supafly: WTF? Who’s in there!
He bangs on the door.
Hyper Knux: (from inside the shower) I like pie and I can not lie! That other brothers just deny! With it’s flaky warm crust and its rich hot filling you get rushed!
Supafly: Hyper!!! Get out of my shower!!!
10 minutes later Hyper walks out of the bathroom.
Hyper Knux: Hey man.
Supafly: I told you to go home!
Hyper Knux: Dude it was raining last night.
Supafly: Get lost man.
Hyper Knux: Can’t I just stay? I have to go pick the gang up soon anyway. No use leaving and coming back.
Supafly: Fine just leave me alone.
Supafly walks into the bathroom and Hyper walks off… somewhere.
[10:05 am]
Supafly walks into his kitchen to grab a bite to eat and he finds Hyper sitting there eating walfulls.
Supafly: What are you doing?
Hyper Knux: What does it look like I’m doing? I’m eating your Eggo’s!
Supafly: Your really being a pain in the ass man.
Hyper Knux: Whatever.
[11:25 am]
We find Hyper and Supafly in the CoaP-X Machine pulling into SuperKnux’s driveway. They park and get out. Then they walk up to the door and ring da bell.
Hyper Knux: Super! You in there?
Supafly: Dude you home?
[11:30 am]
Supafly: Man where is he?
Hyper Knux: I bet he’s spanking his monkey again!
Super opens the door.
Hyper Knux: Hey Super!
SuperKnux: What about my monkey?
Hyper Knux: Oh nothing.
SuperKnux: Ok…
Supafly: Well lets get going. We still need to pick up Mystic, Shads and Baldur.
SuperKnux: Ok but I’m kinda tired.
Supafly: Long night?
SuperKnux: Yup. I was up late.
Hyper Knux: Spanking your monkey?
SuperKnux: Shut up!
[11:40 am]
They all get in the van and drive to Mystic’s place.
[11:50 am]
They arrive at Mystic’s house and they all head for the door. They ring the bell and she lets them in.
Hyper Knux: Hey baby what's up?
Mystic Fire: Just playing Super Monkey Ball 2.
Supafly: Really?
Mystic Fire: Yup.
Hyper Knux: That’s funny because Super was playing with HIS monkey all last night and now he’s tired.
SuperKnux: Why won’t you shut up?
Hyper Knux: I don’t know.
Supafly: Come on lets go.
[11:55 am]
They leave Mystic’s house and they go pick up Shadette and Baldur.
[12: 05 PM]
The whole gang is now together and they head off for an adventure. (Bout frickin time)
Shadette: So what are we doing today?
Baldur: Let’s go kill some n00bs!
Supafly: Let’s go back to Super’s place and watch his Hentai movie.
Hyper Knux: Ya!!!
Mystic Fire: Ewwwww.
Shadette: Was it any good Super?
SuperKnux: Oh ya. There was even a cum shot!
Supafly: Huh huh he said cum!
Baldur: What kinda Hentai was it?
Mystic Fire: Could we not talk about it?
Hyper Knux: Fine…
Radio announcer: We interrupt Disturbed “A Welcome Burden” to bring you this late breaking news! Today at the SoaH City Zoo the Zoo’s prize Monkey disspared. Police are baffled. More details at four.
Mystic Fire: A mystery!
SuperKnux: Cool were going..
Hyper Knux: No Super. You can’t spank the monkey.
SuperKnux: Shut the fuck up!
Shadette: Let’s just go to the zoo then.
[1:00 PM]
They arrive at the Zoo.
Baldur: Now how are we going to find this monkey?
Mystic Fire: We need to search for clues.
Hyper Knux: Is that banana peel a clue?
Supafly: Maybe.
Shadette: Hey can we go see the lions? They’re my hero’s!
Hyper Knux: Lions can mate 50 times a day.
Shadette: I know!
Mystic Fire: Maybe later. We must first find that monkey.
Supafly: Super did you steal it?
Super Knux: No…
Baldur: I know who stole the monkey!
Shadette: Who?
Baldur: The n00bs!
Supafly: Here we go again.
Baldur: It had to be! I mean for years the n00bs have tried to take over and destroy our world! They think they can take over? They think there better then us? Fuck no! Were Old Skool! They'll never take away what we have built! We must fight the n00b war and take them all out! No longer will I stand by and allow the n00bs to roam free in our world filling or children's heads with their sick thoughts and twisted ways!
SuperKnux: Dude you said that exact same line on our last adventure.
Baldur: I did?
Shadette: Yes, you did.
Mystic Fire: Why would the n00bs steal a monkey?
Hyper Knux: So they can spank it!
Supafly: Hey check it out! They got little guys in tuxes swimming around in that glass window filled with water!
SuperKnux: Dude their penguins.
Supafly: Oh.
Shadette: Well that was completely pointless.
Baldur: Um guys…
Hyper Knux: What man?
Baldur: I think I had too much Lotus cause I see a big duck dressed up like Darth Vader.
SuperKnux: Oh man I see it too.
Mystic Fire: Wait guys. It’s real cause I see it too
Shadette: Let’s follow it.
Supafly: Ok.
[1:25 PM]
They follow the duck down to the birdcage. There on top of the cage they find the missing Monkey. Dressed up like Luke Skywalker. The duck flies up to the cage roof and pulls out a Light Saber. The monkey does the same and the two battle.
Hyper Knux: What in the blue hell?
Baldur: There’s something you don’t see everyday.
Mystic Fire: Well we found the monkey. I guess or adventure is over. Let’s get going.
SuperKnux: No way! This is gonna kick ass! People would pay big cash to watch a duck and monkey fight with Light Sabers.
Baldur: It’s the fight of the century!
SuperKnux: Damn right!
The duck slashes out at the monkey and the monkey blocks his blow with his Light Saber. The duck attempts to attack the monkey’s feet but he does a back flip and land behind the duck.
Supafly: w000t! Go monkey go!
Hyper Knux: Inside outside go Monkey!
Shadette: This is really fucked up.
Mystic Fire: I’ll say.
The monkey attempts to hit the duck from behind but he turns around and slashes the monkey’s hand off.
Baldur: Oh no!
Shadette: That poor monkey
Darth Duck: Obi-wan never told you about your farther.
Luke the Monkey: He told me enough, he said you killed him.
Darth Duck: No… Luke. I am your farther.
Luke the Monkey: No…….! That’s impossible!
Darth Duck: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke the Monkey: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The monkey pulls out a pie and starts eating it.
Mystic Fire: Guys let’s get out of here!
Shadette: Ya let’s this is so damn wrong.
[2:20 PM]
They run out of the Zoo and get in the van and drive off.
Supafly: That was different.
SuperKnux: Ya realy.
Hyper Knux: I’m never going to the Zoo again.
Mystic Fire: I agree. Let’s go find some other kind of adventure.
Shadette: Like what?
Baldur: Let’s kill the n00bs.
SuperKnux: I know! We can..
Hyper Knux: No Super! You can not spank your monkey!
SuperKnux: Shut the fuck up!
They drive off and GodSmack “I stand Alone” plays.