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Sonic Adventure style music plays as the story begins.
The camera zooms to show the roof tops of SoaH City late one night. Hyper the echidna can be seen hopping from rooftop to rooftop in a pink blur until he finally perches himself on the edge of a tall building over viewing the ground below.
Hyper: Ah, yeah! This is happening!
Hyper spots a group of police cars speeding down the street and heading straight for City Hall. Hyper leaps from the building landing on the sidewalk below.
Hyper: What’s up?
Cut scene showing the SoaH City Police confronting a large monster made of beer. Swat troops are seen running up to the monster and raising their guns.
Sergeant: You have to the count of three to surrender! Resistance is futile!
The creature just stares at him.
Sergeant: 1! 2! 3! Lock on target men! Fire!
The troops all shoot off their weapons but all the bullets just drop to the ground as they hit the creatures smooth beer like body.
Solider 1: Oh no! Our weapons are useless!
Sergeant: Retreat! All personal fall back!
All the soldiers start to fall back when a red hedgehog comes running up.
Chao Killer: A giant beer monster eh? Oh well where the SoaH Police and Military failed I shall succeed!
Chao Killer pulls out his recently redesigned BFG.
Chao Killer: Drink this bitch!
Chao Killer fires a large blast on the monster but it has no affect.
Chao Killer: No! It can not be!
The monster extends a large arm outward towards the red hedgehog and slams him into a nearby brick wall knocking him out. By this time all the policemen and military members had run off. Just when all hope seemed loss Hyper arrived at the scene spotting the large beer like creature.
Hyper: Ah, yeah! This could be fun!
A fight between the monster and Hyper breaks out. Hyper comes running up to the monster and uses his dash punch to attack him. The monster tried to retaliate by extending his arm out to attack like he did to Chao Killer but Hyper leaps out of the way and lands behind the creature. Hyper then pulls out a straw and starts to drink the monster, which just so happens to be made out of beer. Hyper: This is the best fight I ever had! *hic* Before Hyper can down enough beer to do any damage the creature spins around and whacks Hyper with its fist knocking him down.
Hyper: Damn you! I wasn’t finished!
Hyper jumps back to his feet HBK style and quickly pulls off another attack. The damaged creature then leaps up to the top of the light posts and attempts to lunch energy attacks at Hyper but he easily dodges them and performs a spiral uppercut on the beast as it attempted to jump back down to the ground. Defeated the creature forms into a small puddle and makes its way over to a drain in the ground with Hyper close behind.
Hyper: Hey, where ya going ya big drip? Hyper wants another sip!
Before Hyper can catch up it vanishes into the drain. Hyper just stands there silent as the camera zooms up to show Cal on a balcony over looking the area where Hyper just defeated the beer monster.
Cal: You know nothing fool! Its Beeraos! The God of destruction! Mmmmmyessss!!!
The screen fades to black.