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Metal Sonic’s Castle at SoaH City Shore, SoaH City.
Tails Doll: Um why are the lights off?
Metal Sonic: Behold! My Halloween costume!
Metal Sonic flips on the lights and is seen wearing a fairy costume.
Tails Doll: Your kidding right?
Metal Sonic: Not at all!
Metal Sonic waves his magic wand and transforms Tails Doll into a Raptor.
Metal Sonic: Oh shit…
Tails Doll bites Metal Sonic’s head off.
(CoaP Theme plays)
My Name is… Ego Zula
The CoaP Ruler.
The Old-Skooler.
If you wanna trip, I’ll bring it to ya.
Super Knuck and I’m on top, rock you like a cop.
Hyper, you’re up next with your knock-knock.
Hyper make the money, see.
Hyper get the honeys, G.
Drivin’ in my car, living like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I’m a Taurus.
Uh, Check-check it, Yeah.
Cause we are the CoaP Teens.
Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the CoaP Teens.
Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
CoaP Teen Humor Force.
Number One in the hood, G.
(Music Stops.)
It’s a cool windy Halloween night. We find Hyper and Super at the CoaP warehouse once again playing DOA Ultimate.
Hyper: Wooo! Another victory for me!
Super: Damn it…
Ego God walks into the room.
Ego God: Hey you guys better go get in your costumes. The guests for the Halloween party will be arriving soon.
Hyper: He’s right! To the bat cave!
Super: Dude… that line is so old.
Hyper: Shut up!
Ego God: Guys just go get ready!
Hyper and Super: Fine.
Hyper and Super head up stairs to change into their costumes.
Ego God: All right. The guests will be here soon!
Solor appears wearing a monkey suit.
Solor: Why didn’t you dumb dumbs tell me you were having a costume party! Now I didn’t have enough time to get a good costume so I had to wear this thing I got from Hyper!
Ego God: Uh… I did. I had JSG send out the invitation two weeks ago.
Solor: Well that dumb dumb never gave me one!
JSG walks into the room wearing a white sheet.
JSG: Damn it! I hopped you wouldn’t show up!
Solor: Well you failed dumb dumb! I’m here!
JSG: Haha I’d be careful if I were you. You know how Super feels about monkeys.
Solor: At least my costume is original ya big stupid head! What kinda loser wears a bed sheet for a costume party? Lame!
JSG: Why you little!
JSG starts to chase Solor.
Solor: Eeeep eeeeep!
As they run off the door bell rings.
Ego God: All right my first guest!
Ego God answers the door and Supafly walks in dressed up as Jonathan Davis of the band KoRn.
Supafly: Are youuuuu reaaaaady!!??
Ego God: Jon Davis again!?
Supafly: Hey this costume rocks man!
Just then Hyper and Super come walking down the stairs. Hyper is dressed up like Marilyn Manson and Super is dressed up as Dexter Holland of the band The Offspring.
Hyper: Well look at what we got here! It’s that pussy ass bitch Jon Davis!
Supafly: Yo Manson. Go fuck your self!
Super: Hey so what the fucks up guys?
Hyper: Nothing much bitch. Just being a big rock star and all.
Super: Same here man.
Supafly: Hey fuckers let’s go grab some beer.
Hyper & Super: Fuck yeah.
Supafly, Hyper and Super all head over to the refreshments and drink beer and cuss at each other like big rock stars do.
Ego God: Man it’s gonna be a long night….
Supafly: Hey Dexter I hear your putting a best of album out?
Super: Fuck yeah you ass.
Hyper: Yeah sure copy off us you bitch.
Super: Man fuck you.
Just then Hedj comes running down the stairs dressed up like Fecilia.
Hedj: So you guys like my costume?
Super: Oh God yes! :drool:
Hyper: She’s a kitty! =^.^=
Hedj: Heehee!
Hyper: I love kitties! Can I pet you?
Hedj: Sure!
Hyper pets Hedj.
Hedj: Purr!
Super: Hehe can I pet your ass?
Hedj: …
Super: I’ll take that as a yes!
Hedj: No!
Hedj slaps Super.
Super: Ouch!
Hyper: Man I love kitties.
Supafly: Damn it you bitch. Hedj already was a cat type creature!
Hyper: Yeah well… she’s even hotter now! :perv:
Hedj: ^^;
Suapfly: Whatever.
Door bell rings.
Ego God: All right another guest!
Ego God answers the door and Hinky floats in.
Ego God: Damn it Hinky! This is a costume party!
Hinky: Uhhh.. uh… I know! I’m not an idiot ya know.
Ego God: Well where’s your costume?
Hinky: Ummm this is my costume! I’m really G-Dawg! You stupid beush!
Ego God: Oh… well great costume G! Ya sure had me fooled!
Hinky: Yes.
Hinky makes his way over to Hyper, Supafly, Super and Hedj.
Hedj: Nice job fooling Ego God.
Hinky: But I am G-Dawg! I am totally jawesome!
Hedj: Oh come now.
Hinky: Ok it is me… I forgot my costume. Don’t tell Ego God.
Hyper: Um what’s gonna happen when G-Dawg shows up though?
Hinky: Oh shit…
Door bell rings.
Ego God: Woo another guest!
Ego God opens the door and G-Dawg walks in.
Ego God: Your kidding?
G-Dawg: What?
Ego God: Wow… great costume Hinky!
G-Dawg: Hinky!? How dare you mistake me for that stupid beush!
Hinky: Ey!
Ego God: Wait you mean your G-Dawg? Not Hinky?
G-Dawg: What was your first guess? The fact that I’m a dog or the fact that I’m not a big green stupid vegetable?
Ego God: Uhh… damn it Hinky! You forget your costume!
Hinky: Well um… that beush G-Dawg doesn’t have a costume either!
G-Dawg: G-Dawg is so jawesome that he doesn’t need a costume! I’m so great I don’t need to pretend to be someone or something I’m not because I am the best. Period.
Ego God: Ok then…
G-Dawg: And on top of that I’m sure there are loads of kids the world over that dressed like me for Halloween because I’m so totally jawesome!
Hinky: Oh yeah sure. Like anyone would dress like you.
Doorbell rings again.
Ego God: I’ll get it.
Ego God opens the door and there are three kids dressed up in G-Dawg costumes.
Kids: Trick or Treat!
Ego God: The hell!?
Kid 1: Give us our candy you stupid beush!
Ego God: Uh… kay…
Ego God gives them candy and they leave.
G-Dawg: See? Everyone wants to be like G-Dawg!
Hinky: Well yeah? I bet there’s lots of kids out there tonight dressed like yours truly!
G-Dawg: Oh please what kind of stupid beush would dress up like a giant pickle for Halloween?
Meanwhile the kids in the G-Dawg costumes are seen walking down the sidewalk.
Kid 2: Damn that stupid beush gave us some crappy candy!
Kid 3: Yeah I mean look at this crap. I mean UltraGrain? What the hell?
Kid 1: Yeah I know.. what a rip. And did you see the guy inside with the G-Dawg costume?
Kid 3: Yeah man that costume was so fake looking. Diden’t look a thing like the real G-Dawg!
Kid 2: Yeah his costume isn’t totally jawesome like ours!
Kid 1: Hey guys look! That loser over there is dressed up like Hinky!
They spot a kid wearing a Hinky costume.
Hinky Kid: Hey guys! Isn’t my Hinky costume cool?
Kid 2: …
Kid 3: Let’s beat up this stupid beush and take all his candy!
Hinky kid: No wait!
They start beating the crap out of the kid. We then cut back to the warehouse.
Ego God: Well guys lets get this party started.
Hyper: Everyone isn’t here though.
Ego God: Wait who else is there?
Door bell rings.
Hyper: I invited two other people. That must be them.
Ego God: Ok lets see who they are.
Ego God answers the door and we see Shuki dressed up as Raven from the Teen Titans and Saph dressed up as ninja.
Ego God: Them!? Why did you have to invite Saph!?
Saph: Hmph! *Saph kicks Ego God in the shins and runs off* Ninja Vanish!
Ego God: Owwwww!!!!!
Saph: Ninja need candy! Lots of candy!!!!!!!!
Shuki: Wow nice going Ego God.
Ego God: Shut up…
Shuki: Whatever.
Supafly: Hey now that everyone is here we should all carve out a Jack O Lantern!
Super: Fuck yeah man!
Ego God: Very… well. *Ego God holds his leg in pain* Hyper you have the carving kit I told you to buy?
Hyper: Yeah man right here!
Hedj: Hyper that says “Pickle Carving Kit.”
G-Dawg: Pickle eh?
Hinky: Uh oh…
G-Dawg: You guys know what this means right?
Super: People are going to think were gay?
G-Dawg: No… why the hell would people think were gay?
JSG comes running in wearing his ghost costume chasing Solor in his monkey costume.
JSG: Damn it! Get back here you little freak!
Solor: Eeep! Eeeeeeep!
Super: Monkey!
Super gives chase after Solor as well.
Super: I’m gonna spank you!!!
G-Dawg: Um… ok. Anyway where’s Hinky! Were gonna make a Hink O Lantern this year!
Shuki: He’s gone…
Ego God: Wish Saph would be gone…
Saph comes running through the room carrying a bunch of candy.
Saph: Eeeeeeee! *runs by Ego God and hits him across the legs with her “toy” sword*
Ego God: Ahhhh!!!!! Ahhhhh! I’m bleeding!!!
Supafly: Man where could Hinky have gone?
Shuki: Who cares… not like it matters. This whole party is a waste of time anyway…
Hyper: Why so negative?
Shuki: Cause I’m Raven…
Hyper: Oh yeah! Raven’s hot. :drool:
Meanwhile outside the warehouse we find Hinky floating down the sidewalk.
Hinky: It’s a good thing JSG and Solor caused that distraction back there allowing me plenty of time to escape. Haha I’m so smart. Now I’m perfectly safe and nothing at all can possibly go wrong for me!
The three kids in the G-Dawg costumes come around the corner and see Hinky.
Kid 2: Hey look it’s another kid in a Hinky costume!
Kid 3: My God his costume looks even faker then the last beush we saw!
Kid 1: Let’s kick his ass!
Kids 2 & 3: Yeah!
Hinky: Hey wait..!
They starts smacking Hinky with their baseball bats.
Hinky: Noooo!!!! *smack* Ouch! *crack* Ahhhh!!! *shatter* Owwww. *bam* Ow my spleen!
The scene fades out as the kids continue to beat on Hinky.
Meanwhile at Bowser’s Castle.
Zin: Bored….
Zin sees Hyper Knux, SuperKnux, Supafly, and Ego God walk past his cell.
Zin: It’s really you! You’re here to save me!
Suapfly: What the hell are you talking about?
Zin: You guys look a bit short.
Hyper Knux takes off his head and reveals that he is really a Koopa Troopa.
Zin: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!
Hyper Knux: Shut up prisoner.
Ego God: Yeah were not the real CoaP gang. These are just our Halloween costumes.
Zin: I knew that…
The Koopa Troopas walk off as Zin sits in his cell.