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Metal Sonic’s Castle at SoaH City Shore, SoaH City.
Metal Sonic: Gentlemen Behold! MORE CORN!
A curtain his opened revealing a table full of even more corn.
Tails Doll: Uh I don’t know… I’m still shock up after last time.
Metal Sonic: Don’t be a fool Tails Doll! Eat! Ha ha!
Tails Doll: Well… ok.
Tails Doll goes to pick up a piece of corn when they all jump up and attack him.
Tails Doll: Ahhhh!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Let the mating begin! Again!
(CoaP Theme plays)
My Name is… Ego Zula
The CoaP Ruler.
The Old-Skooler.
If you wanna trip, I’ll bring it to ya.
Super Knuck and I’m on top, rock you like a cop.
Hyper, you’re up next with your knock-knock.
Hyper make the money, see.
Hyper get the honeys, G.
Drivin’ in my car, living like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I’m a Taurus.
Uh, Check-check it, Yeah.
Cause we are the CoaP Teens.
Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the CoaP Teens.
Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!
CoaP Teen Humor Force.
Number One in the hood, G.
(Song Ends.)
Our story begins with with Hyper, Super, and Hedj all sitting around in front of the TV. Super is challenging Hyper to a game of DOA Ultimate.
Hedj: Careful Hyper he might beat ya!
Hyper: Yeah he wishes!
Super: Shut up dude! I’m gonna use Kasumi to kick your ass!
Hyper: Pfft you wish! I’m unstoppable with Ayane!
They continue to play. Hyper wins round one, but Super managed to win the second round.
Super: Time to finish this!
Hedj: Go Hyper!
Hyper: Wha!? Go where!?
Hedj: I mean go beat Super.
Hyper: Oh ok.
Hyper slaps Super.
Super: Ouch! X_X
Hedj: I mean in the game!
Hyper: Oh… oops…
Super: Stupid!
Super punches Hyper and makes him drop the controller.
Hyper: Ah! Damn it!
Before Hyper can get his controller back in his hand Super manages to pull off a victory.
Super: Woooo! I did it! I finally beat Hyper!
Hedj: Awww poor Hyper.
Hyper: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tear:
Super: Dude chill it’s just a game.
Hyper: Hyper… no… like… lose…
Hyper explodes all over the room. Super and Hedj grow silent.
Hedj: WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO HIM!?
Ego God and JSG come running into room.
Ego God: What the heck was that noise!?
JSG: Hyper didn’t make the TV explode again did he?
Hedj: No Hyper exploded!
Ego God and JSG: What!?
Hedj: Super beat him at DOA Ultimate and he got all upset… then he just went, KABOOM!
Ego God: Holy crap…
Super: Hey guys I don’t know why you’re all so worried. It must have been Instant Transmission! Bet he’s just trying to scare us or something.
Hedj: Super… you idiot!
Super: Wha!?
Hedj: If it was Instant Transmission then why are Hyper’s body parts laying all over the room!
JSG: Yeah I don’t recall that ever happening before when he did the Instant Transmission.
Ego God: Plus look at the ground there. You can see black scorch marks like something was on fire. I know for a fact that Hyper never left behind marks like that before.
Super: Well… um… er.. ok I don’t know what happen then.
Hedj: I can’t believe it… Hyper is really… dead!
Hedj starts to cry.
Super: There there Hedj. It will be ok.
Super goes to comfort her and he starts rubbing her butt.
Hedj: Eeeeeek!
Hedj slaps Super across the face.
Super: Ouch!
JSG: You guys look at Hyper’s remains!
They all look to see his body parts disappearing.
Ego God: What the!?
Super: Dude they vanished! Just like in the video games!
Everyone: Super… you idiot!
Super: Wha!?
Ego God: Dude this isn’t a video game! It’s real life!
Super: Oh yeah I forget.
JSG: Dumb ass.
Hedj: So now what?
Ego God: I don’t know…
Just then the front door of the warehouse opens and Hyper comes walking in dripping wet.
Hedj: He’s alive! Yay!
Hedj runs up to Hyper and gives him a hug.
Hyper: Score!
Super: *thinking* Man… wish I could explode and come back… then Hedj would hug me…then I could grab her ass again… mmm… ass.
Ego God: Ok what the hell happen?
JSG: And why are you wet?
Hyper: Oh you mean the explosion? Well see that just started happening recently. It’s like the Instant Transmission except I exploded! This new ability will come in great during a battle. If I have to flee not only can I make my escape I can explode in the enemies face!
Hedj: So why you explode before like that?
Hyper: Well like I said this just started happening recently. I’m still working on controlling it. Sometimes I’ll explode at random. Also I can’t seem to control where I end up.
Super: So… where did you end up? In a pool or something?
Hyper: Um…. Well…
Supafly comes running into the warehouse soaking wet wearing a bathrobe.
Supafly: Damn it Hyper! It isn’t enough that you have a shower cam set up at your house is it!? You have to magically appear in my shower… while I’m in it! Naked… and wet!
Hyper: Wait it wasn’t my fault you see I…
Hedj: Shower cam!?
Hyper: Um… Supa’s… confused… yeah…
Supafly: What were you doing in my shower!
Hyper: Well… you see I exploded and my body relocated at a random place… sadly that random place was your shower…
Supafly: You exploded…? BULLSHIT!
Hyper: No for real! Just ask everyone here!
Hedj: Yes he exploded… now what’s this I hear about a camera in our shower?
Hyper: Um… er… Good bye!
Hyper Explodes all over the warehouse.
Supafly: Holy crap! He was telling the truth…
Super: Ack! I got Hyper all over me! Get it off! Get it off!
Hedj: -.o
Ego God: Well I guess that’s that!
Meanwhile at Bowser’s Castle.
Zin: *yawn* So tired… and bored…
Hyper appears in front of Zin’s cell.
Hyper: Great where am I now?
Zin: Its Hyper!
Hyper: Hmmm. Well I’m out of here.
Hyper walks away.
Zin: No wait! Oh… I get it! He’s going to get reinforcements! I’ll be free in no time!
Screen fades out.