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The gang are driveing through the Mushroom Kingdom Forest when there van the SoaH Machaine breakes down. They of course have no idea where they are.
Zin:
Oh great. I can't belive the stupid van's broke.
Nuku:
Ya and now we're stuck in the middle of some strange forest.
Neon:
Hey gang maybe it's just out of gas.
Zin:
Dude, it never runs out of gas. The damn thing's broke.
Super Knux:
So, where are we?
Nuku:
I have no clue.
Zin:
Me neither, but something about this place seems familar.
Neon:
So what should we do?
Hyper Knux:
I know. Lets make a pie and hit me in the face with it.
Zin:
How 'bout no.
Chao_Killer (The real Chao_Killer not some dumbass hacker):
Well I think I'll go hunting. There's a lot of woods around here ya know.
Super Knux:
Hunt what?
Chao_Killer:
Well chao of course.
Super Knux:
Oh.
Zin (points in the air):
Dude what the fuck is that!
Neon:
It's a UFO!
A big rocket crashes back in the woods near by the place where the gang are stuck.
Hyper Knux:
The Maple has landed!
Super Knux:
Say what?
Hyper Knux:
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.
Zin:
Shut up.
Hyper Knux:
How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Nuku:
Hyper Knux your acting stupider than you normaly do.
Chao_Killer:
I think he needs some beer.
Super Knux:
I could sure use one.
Neon:
Me too.
Zin:
Hey look. Two guys in overalls.
Mario and Luigi walk up to the gang.
Zin:
Hey it's...
Mario:
It's a me a-Mario.
Chao_Killer:
Dude, it's Mario.
Nuku:
Ya and and he's...
Luigi:
I'm a-Luigi, number one.
Neon:
It's Luigi.
Hyper Knux:
I'm a-Hyper Knux take me a-home-a, I'm a drunk-a.
Mario:
Where-a here-a to a check a out-a the crashed rocket.
Luigi:
Do ya care-a to join-a us.
Zin:
Hell yeah, let's go.
Nuku:
In those dark ulgy woods?
Mario:
A come a long-a.
Mario and Luigi walk in the woods.
Neon:
Hey, lets go.
Super Knux:
Yeah, maybe there's beer.
Nuku:
There's no beer in the forest.
Hyper Knux:
There's beer in there!!!! (Runs past every one into the woods catching up to Mario and a Luigi.)
Chao_Killer:
Come on, lets go.
Nuku:
Okay.
Super Knux:
Sweet!
Zin:
Jinkies!
Chao_Killer:
Zoinks!
Neon:
Lets split up gang!
Nuku:
Can we just go?
Thet go off into the woods and catch up to Mario, Luigi, and Hyper Knux.
Zin:
So where is this rocket?
Luigi:
Its-a up a on that-a mountain top-a.
Mario:
Lets a go!
Hyper Knux:
Buttered toast!
Nuku:
What?
Hyper Knux:
Gravy!
Neon:
Shut up, man.
Super Knux:
Dude, how are we gona get up there?
Zin:
Don't know.
Chao_Killer:
Dude look a Chao!
Super Knux:
A Chao? Out here?
Nuku:
Oh look at the pretty flower.
Chao_Killer:
Out a my friggin way!
Chao_Killer is in such a hurry to catch and kill the chao that he tramples the flower that Nuku was looking at.
Fire Chao_Killer:
Ah what the fuck? I'm like glowing an orangeish red like color.
Neon:
He's on fire!
Zin:
Hey wait that flower he steped on must a been a fire flower.
Fire Chao_Killer:
Wahoo!! Now I have fire powers.
Fire Chao_Killer then starts to chase the chao he was going after a moment ago and begins to shoot fire balls at it. He then hits the chao with a fire ball and chao gets caught on fire and burns to death.
Fire Chao_Killer:
Dude that was mad fun.
Nuku:
You killed the flower and killed that poor chao.
Super Knux:
So it was friggin' funny.
Neon:
Hey gang where the heck did the Mario Bros. go?
Zin:
Um I havent got a clue.
Neon:
They ditched us.
Zin:
I don't think they would do that.
Hyper Knux:
When you close the refrigerator door does the little light stay on?
Fire Chao_Killer:
I don't know.
Neon:
When you close the door a little man who lives in the frige hits a switch to turn the light off he turns it on and off as you open and close the door.
Hyper Knux:
Oh.
Neon:
Yup saw it in a cartoon.
Nuku:
Oh brother.
Fire Chao_Thing:
Hey look here come the Mario Bros.
Zin:
Ya and a bunch of Yoshi's!
Mario:
Well use-a the Yoshi to scale-a the moutain.
Zin:
Sweet!!
Zin jumps on a Yoshi and starts to ride it around and then goes over to Fire Chao_Killer and jumps on his head. The atack causes Fire Chao_Killer to lose his fire powers.
Zin:
Wahoo ya this thing rules. I always wanted to ride a Yoshi.
Chao_Killer:
You dumb ass you made me lose my fire power.
Super Knux:
You have enough fire power with all thoes guns and wep's you carry.
Chao_Killer:
Oh yeah.
Luigi:
Lets-a get-a going to the rocket-a.
The whole gang jumps up on to a Yoshi.
Hyper Knux:
I love chickens!
Luigi:
No-a chickin - it's a Yoshi.
Nuku:
Is it safe to ride these things?
Neon:
Yup, I guess.
Mario:
Of course. Lets a go!
They ride there Yoshi's up to the crash site of the rocket.
Mario:
Lets a open it-a and take a look-a.
Chao_Killer:
Dude, beer!
Nuku:
What?
Neon:
It's full of beer!
Zin:
All right!
Nuku:
It figures beer.
Hyper Knux:
Did some one say beer!!!!
Hyper Knux grabs a bunch of beer that are in cans and starts to drink them down.
Hyper Knux:
Good beer (hic) is!!
Super Knux:
Well I see Hyper's back to normal.
Zin:
Yup.
Nuku:
You call that normal?
Neon:
She's got a point.
Chao_Killer:
Who cares? Lets get drunk!
Mario:
Its a beer!
Luigi:
I'm-a gona geta drunk-a!!
Zin:
Aren't we all?
Nuku:
I'm not.
Neon:
Ya so we are.
So the SoaH gang and the SuperMarioBros. all get drunk except Nuku of course.
Nuku:
Ah I hate beer!