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At Metal Sonic's castle along shore of SoaH City's beaches.
Cal is all beat up inside a jail cell. Off to the side are some corn stocks. Cal is seen pouring tubes of steamy liquids into a large bowl.
METAL SONIC: Now, take the children of the corn and put it into the bowl.
CAL: But that will--
METAL SONIC: Do it!
Metal Sonic points at Cal, sending a bolt of lighting at him, shocking Cal.
CAL: Yes, master.
Cal limps over to the corn, takes a piece, and puts in into the bowl. It causes an explosion. Cal is sent flying backwards. Metal Sonic laughs.
METAL SONIC: Yes... Yes!
Meanwhile, at the CoaP Warehouse Hedj is running around singing the Banana Phone song. Hyper is asleep on the couch with an hentai magazine over his face. Super is in the bathroom doing something no one wants to know about. Ego God is going through the bills. Everyone else is out and about.
HEDJ: Whatcha doing, Ego-san?
EGO GOD: Seeing how much money we have. Who in hell used my credit card for front row KoRn tickets? Wait, why do I even have to ask...
Ego God goes back to working on the bills. The doorbell rings. Hedj screams in excitement and runs off to answer it. At the door is Tails Doll wearing an old lady wig.
TAILS DOLL: Hello. I am an old lady---hey, wait I thought everyone here was gay now?
HEDJ: Nope!
TAILS DOLL: Damn it! We went through all of this trouble to make a banana shaped phone for nothing.
HEDJ: Ooooo! I want it!
Hedj yanks the banana phone out from Tails Doll hands. Then sticks out her tongue.
HEDJ: Silly, banana phones are for girls!
Hedj slams the door on his face.
TAILS DOLL: Well, I guess that's it then. I better report back to the boss.
Tails Doll floats away.
HEDJ (screaming): Look everybody!
Hyper wakes up.
HYPER: What!? This had better be important. I was having a dream about...damn it, now I forget it.
HEDJ: This guy thought you guys were still gay and wanted to give you this banana phone.
Super comes racing into the room.
SUPER: Did someone say something about using a banana in a dirty way?
HEDJ: Maybe later. I'm going to call people with it.
HYPER: The other way is better.
HEDJ: I wonder if this thing vibrates... I'm going to call Mecha and have him call me!
HEDJ dials Mecha's body number.
Meanwhile at Victoria's Secret...
Mecha is talking to the sales clerk.
MECHA: I would like the pink ones.
Mecha starts to ring. He pushes a button on his arm. HEDJ pops up above on the top half of the screen.
HEDJ: Hiya! Watcha doing, Mecha?
MECHA: Ah...I'm out a card shop buying cards. Yeah.
HEDJ looks down.
HEDJ: No, you're not. You're at Victoria's Secret buying panties!
Super walks into the top half of the screen and looks down at Mecha.
SUPER: Hey, he's at Victoria's Secret!
MECHA: Hey, you guys can't do that!
Mecha shuts off his phone and the top part of the screen disappears.
MECHA: Good, they're gone.
HEDJ jumps out from behind him.
HEDJ: Hiya!
MECHA: AH! How'd you do that?
HEDJ: With my banana phone! Now, I want you to call me to see if this thing vibrates. Okay? Ohhh, wait, what's this button do?
Hedj pushes a button on the banana phone and then all of the panties and bras come to life. But they are evil panties and bars. Very evil.
HEDJ: Whopies.
Supa walks into the store, sees the evil underwear, and then walks right back out.
The salesclerk rips off her costume and it turns out to be, Metal Sonic.
METAL SONIC: Hahaha! You have fallen for my trap! Now you will be eaten by panties and bras!
MECHA: You know, that doesn't sound like a bad thing.
METAL SONIC: But they're evil panties and bras.
MECHA: But they're still woman's underwear.
Solorfrog appears in a puff of smoke right above Hedj.
SOLORFROG: Panty sniffer!
MECHA: Why you little.
Mecha jumps as Solorfrog, but he teleports away. Mecha crushes into Hedj, breaking the banana phone.
METAL SONIC: Hahahaha! Now there's no way for you to stop them! Seeya later!
Metal Sonic flies away.
MECHA: Oh, shit.
[The following was written by Shaun Shikeishuu]
The evil bra and panties start to attack Mecha and Hedj.
MECHA: Well this looks like the end.
HEDJ: Yeah, sure is. What a way to go...
Hyper appears.
MECHA: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
HYPER: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
HEDJ: Heehee!!!!
JSG: How did you get here!?
HYPER: Instant transmission!
A pair of panties latches on to Hyper's face.
Hyper: Ahhhh!!! What the fuck!? I can't see!
Hyper struggles and falls to the ground.
HYPER: Ahhhh! Get it off! Get it off!!!!
HEDJ: Hyper needs help!
MECHA: Forget him! What about me!?
Mecha is seen hanging from the ceiling by several bra's that are attached to his legs.
MECHA: They're gonna break me in half!
HEDJ: Wow, you're not a very strong robot, are you?
MECHA: Shut up!
HYPER: Mmm... *mumble* Mmm *mumble* mm help!
[End Shaun's part]
The pair of panties continue to smother Hyper's face as Mecha hags in pain, but just then Super walks into the store. All of the bras and paties look at him. They all yipe and run away, freeing everyone they've captured.
SUPER: God damnit. This happens every-time they come to life.
HEDJ: Super saved the day! Yay!
SUPER: Yeah, I did. I think you should give me a private show of you using that banana phone.
HEDJ: It was destroyed by some panties and bras.
SUPER: NNNNNOOOOO! I knew those things were evil.
HYPER: Yeah, and they're so hard to take off, but Super won't know that.
SUPER: Shut up.
Ego God runs into the store to see if everyone is okay.
EGO GOD: I came as fast as I could. My knee still hurts. What happened?
MECHA: Super scared off some bras and panties that came to life.
EGO GOD: Again?
SUPER: Shut up.
EGO GOD: Well, let's get out of here before everyone thinks we're panty sniffy freaks.
Meanwhile at Bower’s Castle…
ZIN: I hear lots of feet! I bet the gang got an army to free me!
All of the bras and panties rush by the jail cell, ignoring Zin.
ZIN: I don't even want to know...