Metal Sonic’s Castle at SoaH City Shore, SoaH City.

Metal Sonic: Gentlemen Behold! CORN!

A curtain his opened revealing a table full of corn.

Tails Doll: Hey that actually pretty good.

Tails Doll goes to pick up a piece of corn when they all jump up and attack him.

Tails Doll: Ahhhh!!!!

Metal Sonic: Let the mating begin!

(CoaP Theme plays)

My Name is… Ego Zula

The CoaP Ruler.

The Old-Skooler.

If you wanna trip, I’ll bring it to ya.

Super Knuck and I’m on top, rock you like a cop.

Hyper, you’re up next with your knock-knock.

Hyper make the money, see.

Hyper get the honeys, G.

Drivin’ in my car, living like a star.

Ice on my fingers and my toes and I’m a Taurus.

Uh, Check-check it, Yeah.

Cause we are the CoaP Teens.

Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!

Cause we are the CoaP Teens.

Make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream!

CoaP Teen Humor Force.

Number One in the hood, G.

(Song Ends.)



Camera zooms into the warehouse showing SuperKnux and Hyper playing Dead or Alive Ultimate.

SuperKnux: Come on Kasumi!!! Kick! Kick!

Hyper: Counter! Counter!

Camera gets a close up of the TV showing Kasumi kicking Ayane but Ayane counters the move and performs a throw knocking out Kasumi.

Hyper: Wooo! I win again!

SuperKnux: Damn it!

Ego God walks into the room.

Ego God: Hey guys.

Hyper: Yo yo.

SuperKnux: Hey man.

Ego God: Say have you guys seen Zin?

Hyper: Uh he said something about saving the princess. Haven’t seen him since.

SuperKnux: Yeah you know Zin. He’s probably kicking ass as we speak! He’ll be back before we know it!

Scene cuts to show Zin locked up in Bowser’s castle.

Zin: I sure hope the gang comes and frees me soon. That message in the bottle should have reached them by now!

Camera zooms out of his cell and we get an overview of the Castle moat. A green glass bottle with a note in it can be seen floating around.

Zin: Yup. I’m sure they’ll come soon.

Scene cuts back to the warehouse.

Ego God: Guess your right but you know what else? Mystic and Nuku are gone too!

SuperKnux: What!? That means we have no women living here!

Hyper: Oh no! You know what that means!?

SuperKnux: Yeah damn it! People are gonna think were gay!

Ego God: People are not going to think were gay!

All of a sudden Solor comes running through the room with JSG chasing him.

Solor: Eeeeee!!!!!

JSG: Damn it Solor get back here! I’m gonna fuck you up Solor! You hear me!? I’m gonna fuck you up!

JSG chases him out of the room. Super and Ego God both look at each other and there is a long period of silence.

SuperKnux: Damn it people are gonna think were gay!

Ego God: Argh…

Hyper: Guys that’s not what I meant! I mean that if there’s no women living here then that shower cam I bought is now completely useless!

SuperKnux: Shower cam? You haven’t been watching me in there have you?

Hyper: Hell no dude! Argh sick! We all know what you do in there and trust me I don’t want to see it!

SuperKnux: Then how do you know what I do in there?

Ego God: Because it always takes you a half-hour to take a shower and we have heard strange sounds when you’re in.

SuperKnux: You have no proof!

Hyper: What ever… anyway we need to get a new girl to live here!

Ego God: Hyper is right… but whom?

SuperKnux: Hmmmm.

Hyper: I know! I’ll go out and find someone!

Ego God: I don’t know… you promise not to bring home anymore gothic chicks? The last one tried to burn the warehouse down.

Hyper: Awww but I love Hot Gothic Chicks!

Ego God: No hot gothic chicks!

Hyper: Fine…

Hyper gets up from the couch and heads to the door and leaves.

SuperKnux: Think he’ll find someone good?

Ego God walks over to the couch and sits down.

Ego God: I don’t know dude.

SuperKnux: Well I hope so. It’s not good for a bunch of guys to be living alone. People are seriously gonna start thinking were gay!

Ego God: Damn it Super! People are not going to think were gay!

Solor comes running into the room again with JSG not far behind.

Solor: Eeeeeeee!!!!!

JSG: Argh!!! When I catch you Solor I’m gonna do things to you that words can not describe!

They run out of the room and Ego God and SuperKnux become silent again.

Super: Dude peo…

Ego God: Don’t say it dude! Just don’t say it!

Two hours pass by and Super and Ego God are sitting on the couch playing DOA Ultimate.

Ego God: Wooo! I win!

Super: Damn it! I never win! :tear:

Ego God: Hahaha!

The warehouse door opens and Hyper walks in with three women.

Hyper: I’m back guys!

Super: Holy crap we hit the mother load!

Hyper: Yeah this here to my right is the lovely Shuki, next to her is the cutie Sapphire and on my left is the very sexy Hedj!

Ego God: Dude we don’t need three women!

Super: Why not!?

Hedj: Yeah why not? Hmmm?

Ego God: We don’t have enough room for them all!

Hyper: That’s ok they can stay in my room! I have a king-size waterbed!

Shuki: Ooh sounds neat.

Saph: Can I jump up and down on it? ^^

Hyper: Hmmm I dunno..

Super: Say why can’t they stay in my room!?

Ego God: There not all staying! Only one can!

Shuki: Awww your no fun!

Hyper: Yeah what she said!

Hedj: Say where did Saph go?

They all look around.

Hyper: Hope she didn’t go to jump on my bed.

A loud shattering sound comes from the kitchen.

Ego God: Ok what was that!?

Saph comes flying out of the kitchen.

Saph: Weeeeeeeee!!!!

Hedj: What’s going on? O.o

Saph is running around the warehouse jumping up and down on the furniture and knocking things over breaking them.

Ego God: Oh no she must have gotten into the sugar supply!

Saph: Weeeee!!!!

Shuki: We need to calm her down guys!

Hours later.

Ego God: Ok guys I have decided that Sapphire will not be staying with us!

Saph: Meanie! *Kicks Ego God in the shins and runs off*

Ego God: Ouch! X_X

Saph: Meh! *Sticks tongue out*

Shuki: So who gets to stay? Hedj or me?

Super: Why not both? They’re so sexy. *Super drools*

Hyper: Yeah I know. I can’t stop staring at them!

Hedj and Shuki both giggle.

Hyper: =O

Ego God: Only one can stay!

Super: Man only one? We should go with both so people don’t think were gay.

Ego God: People are not going to think were gay!

JSG chases Solor through the room.

Solor: Eeeeeeee!!! Leave me alone!!!

JSG: Stop running you bitch! I promise to make your punishment quick!

They run out of the room and everyone is quiet.

Super: Damn it people are gonna think were gay!

Ego God: Blah…

Hedj: Anyway I got an idea how to decide who gets to stay!

Shuki: Flip a coin?

Hedj: No! Wet T-shirt contest!

Hyper & Super: Yeah!!!

Saph: Ooooh do I get to enter?

Ego God: No because you don’t get to stay cause you wreck stuff.

Saph: Hmph! *Kicks Ego God again*

Ego God: Ahhh!!! My knee!!!

Saph runs off again.

Hyper: Heehee she’s so cute.

Super: Now on to that wet T-shirt contest!

Shuki: Do I have to?

Hyper: If you want to stay yes.

Shuki: Well then… no. Hedj can stay. I don’t want my shirt wet. ^^;

Super: Awww man.

Hedj: Woooo! I win!

Hyper: Hey wait you don’t win unless you get your shirt wet!

Hedj: Well… ok.

Hedj takes a can of Hyper’s beer and opens it.

Hyper: Hey that’s mine!

Hedj: Heehee.

She pours the beer all over her shirt.

Hyper & Super: O__O

Ego God: Well then it’s decided. Hedj stays!

Hedj: Yay! So where is my room?

Hyper: You go down that hall, take a right and it’s the last door on your left.

Ego God: Dude… that’s your room.

Hyper: Yeah I know!

Hedj: Ok I’ll go put my stuff there!

Hyper: Yeah you do that.

Super: It’s not fair! I want her to stay in my room!

Ego God: She’s getting her own room!

Hyper & Super: Awwwww.

Hedj: Don’t worry Hyper I’ll vist ya sometime. ;)

Hyper: Wooo!

Shuki: Well I better getting going then.

Saph: Me too!

Ego God: Good riddance….

Saph: >:(

And so Shuki and Saph left, but not before Saph gave Ego God one last kick before running out the door.

2 Hours Later.

Ego God: Man my knee is killing me.

Super: Oh well it was all worth it in the end!

Hyper: I’ll say! Now I’ll get to try out that shower cam!

Super: Woooo!

Door bell rings.

Ego God: Hedj make yourself useful and answer the door!

Hedj: Fine fine!

Hedj runs out of her room to answer the door. She opens the door and lets everyone’s favorite neighbor, Supafly! In the house.

Supafly: Wow Hedj? What you doing here?

Hedj: I live here now!

Supafly: Wow really? I guess the word on the street isn’t true then.

Ego God: What word on the street?

Supafly: Rumor has it that the CoaP Gang is… is… well… gay… since like it’s all guys living in a big warehouse.

Super: See man! I told you people would think were gay!

Ego God: I have nothing more to say…

Hyper: Well I solved that problem by bringing in Hedj!

Hedj: Yeah! I needed a place to hide from the cops anyway.

Super: Cops?

Hedj: I mean… jocks… ya jocks! Damn jocks!

Supafly: Yeah… stupid jocks… just as bad as thoes fucking preps. Fuck them all!

Hedj: Word up man!

Supafly: Exactly!

And thus our story comes to a close. Supafly pulls a stereo out of thin air and KoRn’s cover of “Word Up” starts playing. Hyper, Super, Supa and Hedj all party as Ego God tends to his Saph inflected injuries.


Word up everybody say.
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway.
Word up it's the code word.
No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard.


Meanwhile at Bower’s Castle…

Zin: I bet that’s them now!

A large rat runs past his cell.

Zin: Or not…

Music Continues as the screen fades out.

Word up everybody say.
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway.
Word up it's the code word.
No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard.