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Our heroes are walking back to the van after a fun-filled night at the bar. Actually, only Mecha and Mystic are walking and Mecha’s carrying the drunken, passed out bodies of Neon, Super, Hyper, and Zin. Oh well, same difference, right?
Mystic: Are you sure you don’t need any help there?
Mecha: For the last time, I’m fine! I think I can carry four beer-loaded bodies, thank you very much!
Solorfrog appears in front of the two. Wow! His timing is impeccable!
Solor: BUT… can you carry four beer-loaded bodies AND a green frog? *Sits on top of the pile of drunken bodies*
Mecha: Hey! Get off! I can’t see! *Trips on a rock and falls over, accidentally dropping everyone* Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Solor: Just as I thought! You can carry four beer-loaded bodies, but not four beer-loaded bodies plus a green frog! What a dumb-dumb.
Mecha: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU AMPHIDIOT! *Chases after Solor*
Solor: That’s exactly what I’d expect from a dumb-dumb such as you. Well my work here is done for now! *Vanishes*
Mecha: WHAT WORK?!
Hyper wakes up.
Hyper: *Groans* Who turned out the sun?
Mystic: Uhhhhh… Dr. Shadow?
Hyper: Damn that bastard! He will pay! Right after I pass out! *Passes out*
Mystic: *Laughs* Let’s gather them up again, Mecha!
Mecha: *Still pissed* Whatever.
Mecha picks up Hyper, Zin, Super, and Neon. Then he and Mystic resume walking. After a minute or so, they arrive at the van.
Mystic: Hey, since you have your hands full, why don’t I drive this time?
Mecha: No way!
Mystic: Why not?
Mecha: I know what you’re gonna do! You’re gonna try and crash the van into something just so you can annoy us!
Mystic: Aw come on! When was the last time I did that?
Mecha: The last time I let you drive the van.
~Flashback to the last time Mystic drove the van~
Zin: *Screaming Bloody murder* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Super: Slow down, woman! You’re going way too fast!
Mystic: Nope!
Neon: Then can you at least stop swerving the van from left to right?
Mystic: No can do!
Mecha: Oh my god! She’s gonna kill us all!
Hyper: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I never felt so aliiiiiiiiiiiive!!!
Mystic: And now for the grand finale! *Takes the van off the road and crashes it into a giant satellite. A huge crowd forms around the wreckage*
News reporter: You just caused the city to lose their TV reception! What are you gonna do?
Mystic: I’m gonna run around like an idiot while you all chase me!
They all do just that.
~End Flashback~
Mystic: I’m surprised that Peter Griffin didn’t sue me for doing that.
Mecha: Well that’s why I don’t want you to drive.
Mystic: You had to carry the boys all the way back here, and I wanna help out and save you the trouble of driving them as well. Honest!
Mecha: I don’t know…
Mystic: *Sighs* I promise I won’t crash the van on purpose.
Mecha: Fine. *Hands Mystic the keys* But I’m keeping my eye on you! *Throws Neon and the rest into the back and gets into the passenger’s seat*
Mystic: Ok, ok. *Gets into the driver’s seat, starts up the van, and they drive off*
Mecha: Stay on the road! Don’t even think about crashing into that tree, into that wall, and especially into that Satellite!
Mystic: *Annoyed* I know, Mecha. Don’t you think you should watch the guys in the back?
Mecha: They’re all passed out. What could they possibly do?
Zin: *Dreaming* Ohhh Peach… Spank me harder! *Rolls on top of Super in his sleep*
Mystic: Whatever you say.
After awhile, they finally arrive at the warehouse.
Mystic: *Gets out* Home sweet home! *Turns to Mecha* Should we get the guys out?
Mecha: Leave them in there, they’re already asleep anyway. Letâ’s take a hint from them and go to bed ourselves.
Mystic: Sounds good. G’night, Mecha.
Mecha: Good night. And don’t creep around like the boogieman in the middle of the night to annoy us, like you did last night.
Mystic: I wasn’t going to anyway!
Mecha: Yeah right. *Goes inside*
Mystic: *To herself* Have I gotten that predictable?
Mystic goes inside as well. We cut to morning, where the guys are finally waking up from their fun-filled night at the bar.
Hyper: *Looking at Zin and Super who are still asleep* Geez. Get a room, you two.
Super: *Just starting to wake up* Huh?
Neon: I will not allow any Yaoi in my van!
Hyper: Since when did you know that word?
Neon: Since I heard it over and over when I overheard you guys watching your hentai DVDs.
Super: *Still half-asleep* What are they talking about? *Looks up to see that Zin, without his vest, is right on top of him. Scary music begins to play* OhMyGod! *Pushes Zin off of him*
Zin: *Wakes up* Ohhhh… my head… I don’t remember anything from last night…
Super: All we did was talk! Yeah! We just talked!
Hyper: Looks like Super spanked more than just his Monkey last night. Huhuhuh.
Zin: *Finds his vest and gets it back on* What’s he talking about?
Super: <.< >.> Uhhhhhhh… Who wants to watch Peach, Daisy and Birdo get nasty, the collector’s edition?!
Hyper: DO I!
Zin: I DO!
Neon: Pass. Im gonna feed my ego by having some breakfast.
Zin: What are you gonna have? Ego Waffles? *The guys laugh*
Neon: Why yes I am! Later. *Goes inside the warehouse*
Zin: They actually make Ego Waffles?
Hyper: Hentai good for Hyper!
Super: Yeah let’s go watch the oh so sexy hentai! *Zin and Hyper go inside* I sure hope my monkey was the only thing that I spanked last night…
Super shudders as he goes inside. We cut to Neon heading into the kitchen. Mystic is in there, making waffles.
Neon: Morning, Mystic.
Mystic: Good morning! I’m making waffles! Want some?
Neon: Uhhh… I think I’ll just have the pre-made Ego waffles from the fridge.
Mystic: If you want waffles, why not just have the ones I’m making now?
Neon: The last time you made waffles, you burnt them on-purpose to annoy me.
Mystic: Oh come on! What makes you think that I’d do that again?
Neon: You always wanna annoy the others and me. *Takes some ego waffles and puts them in the toaster*
Mystic: I don’t always wanna annoy you guys! Fine! More homemade waffles for me! And they were chocolate chip too!
Solor appears next to Mystic.
Solor: Then perhaps I could have some of those waffles! *Licks his lips*
Mystic: *Spins her spatula around like a weapon* How about noooooooooo!
Solor: Pfffft. Fine! *Under his breath* Dumb-dumb… *Vanishes*
Mecha: *Runs into the kitchen with a sledgehammer* Alright! Where did the frog go?!
Neon: He just vanished.
Mecha: DAMNIT! *Hits the floor with the sledgehammer and storms off*
Neon: *Yells out to Mecha* Good morning to you too! *His Ego waffles pop up from the toaster* w00t! Breakfast time! *Takes his waffles out of the toaster*
Mystic: *Sighs* I’ll just go now. *Takes her homemade waffles and goes into the other room*
Neon: *Too busy enjoying his waffles to notice her leaving*
In the other room, Hyper, Super, and Zin are Watching Peach, Daisy, and Birdo get Nasty, the collector’s edition.
Zin: Horrah for three-ways! Spank her good, Peach!
Super: Daisy looks soooooo sexy in that bondage.
Hyper: So that’s why Birdo wears a bow.
Zin and Super look at Hyper.
Hyper: What? *Chugs down a beer*
Mystic walks in.
Mystic: Morning, guys.
Zin: Howdy.
Mystic: What are you guys watching?
Super: You probably wouldn’t like it.
Mystic: I’ll be the judge of that! *Before she can walk over to the TV, Hyper steps in front of her, blocking her* Hey! What gives?
Hyper: You’re not gonna block our view this time!
Mystic: What?
Zin: Every time we watch porno or hentai, you get in front of the TV and do stupid stuff like shaking your ass in order to annoy us!
Super: Actually, it’s not so bad when she shakes her ass. *Lightly hits Zin with his elbow*
Zin: Yeah, come to think of its not.
The guys laugh their perverted “Huhuh” laugh.
Hyper: Yeah! You’re right, bro. *Moves to one side* Go ahead, Mystic. Block the TV and shake that ass!
Mystic: *Oh she’s Pissed off!* That’s it! That’s the last straw!
Zin: What are you talking about?
Mystic: I’m fed up with you guys not letting me do anything around here!
Super: Don’t be silly! Of course we let you do stuff! Cause stuff rocks!
Hyper: Damn straight! *Chugs down another beer*
Mystic: No you don’t! Last night, I had to persuade Mecha to let me drive the van.
Mecha: *Walks in* Someone call me?
Zin: *Points to Mystic* She did.
Mystic: Next, Neon won’t let me make breakfast for him.
Neon: *Walks in* Who called my name?
Super: *Points to Mystic* She did.
Mystic: And finally, *To Zin, Super, and Hyper* You guys won’t even let me watch TV with you anymore!
Hyper: *Gets up and leaves the room. Then walks back in after a few seconds* Who called me? *Throws his voice into an empty beer can* She did.
Mystic: And you know why you guys don’t let me do that stuff? It’s because you all think that I would crash the van, burn your food on purpose, or block the TV, just to annoy you guys!
Mecha: Well, can you blame us? That’s what you usually do.
Mystic: I know I’ve done stupid stuff like that before, but I don’t do it all the time!
Neon: Actually, you do try to annoy us all the time.
Mystic: I...do?
Super: Also, you’ve done countless other things. I remember once you tried to get a baby to like Shadow.
Zin: And another time, you attacked a city as Mystzilla. I still don’t know how you pulled off that one.
Neon: And let’s not forget about that porn movie you made!
Mecha: And finally, there’s all those times where you’ve said or yelled the word “Snickerdoodles” over and over and over!
Mystic: Well… ok. But there has to have been times where I haven’t tried to annoy you guys.
Hyper: Hmmmmm. *Thinks back to the time when he, Super, and Supafly climbed up the side of the warehouse using rope*
~Flashback~
Hyper: Were almost there. A flowerpot drops down in-between them.
Supafly: Why are we walking like this?
The camera zooms to show them walking on the ground holding the rope.
Hyper: Err…
~End Flashback~
Hyper: Nope. Can’t think of a time.
Mystic: Excuse me! *Runs up to her room*
Zin: Oh! You guys! I gotta tell you about this really erotic dream that I had last night!
Mecha: Ooooooooh!
Neon: Do tell. Do tell.
Zin: Ok, so I was in the Mushroom kingdom, right? Princess Peach was there and she was in her underwear! You could tell that she wanted to spank me soooooo hard!
Super: Spank? *Starts sinking into his seat*
Hyper: Huhuh… hard
We cut to Mystic in her room. She looks like she’s in deep thought.
Mystic: Ugh! There’s gotta be at least one time where I didn’t try to annoy the guys! Think, Mystic! Think!
~Flashback to the gang’s previous adventures, the first one being: The Truth about 50 Years ago~
Mystic: Hey Neon! Are we there yet? Are we? Huh? Huh? Huh? Are we? Are we? Huh? Huh?
Neon: Shut up!
Mystic: Am I annoying? Huh? Huh? Am I?
*E.G.G.F.A.N*
Hyper: We need beer.
Super: You drank it all.
Hyper: And nachoes.
Zin: Mystic ate them all.
Mystic: Does it annoy you? Huh huh?
*Grab the Food, Chief*
Mystic: You know, if you guys wanted porn, you could have asked me to strip for you.
Hyper and Super together: REALLY?!
Mystic: Naw! Did I annoy you!?
*Sticky Situations*
Mystic jumps on Mecha’s head
Mystic: You’re a dumb dumb!
Mecha: Ahhhhh!!!!!
Mystic: Am I annoying now?
*Idiots Unite*
Mystic: *Gets in front of Neon* HI!
Neon: Agh! I can’t see! What are you doing?!!
Mystic: Does this annoy you?
~We’d flashback to all the other times Mystic tried to annoy the gang, but then this story would be a million pages long. So End Flashback~
Mystic: Shit! I still can’t think of anything! Now that I think about it, I’ve been trying to annoy those guys since the first time I met them!
~Flashback to when Mystic was trying to annoy the oldskool CoaP in the woods~
Mystic: *As the Disguised Wildcat* Liiiiiiiiiiiiiike this! *Shows the bottle of spicy sauce* It’s an exotic brand of super spicy sauce! Guaranteed to spice up any food!!!!
The scene then cuts to the party in the woods.
Mystic: Heeeey! I’m Dancing like an idiot! Loooooooooooooooooooook! Loooooooooooooooooooook!
The scene then cuts to Mystic in a bush
Mystic: It’s time for OPERATION: ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE! PLAN-X!!!! *Spooky music plays*
Finally, the scene cuts to Mystic on top of a cliff.
Mystic: SNICKERDOODLES!!!!!
~End Flashback~
Mystic: Oh no. The guys were right. Ever since I first met them, the only thing I’ve been doing is trying to annoy them. I’ve let this stupid habit of annoying people take over me. And now, because of that my friends don’t trust me anymore! *Tears start to form in her eyes* Why does this hurt so much? I thought it was what I wanted but… Oh what have I done?!
Mystic starts crying on her bed. We now cut back to Zin telling the others about his erotic dream.
Super: *Has sunken himself even more into his seat*
Zin: And then, I rolled on top of her, but she still kept on spanking me! In fact, she spanked me even harder than when she was on top! She was spanking me like she would spank a monkey! If she had one.
Super: *Sinks himself so far down into his seat, that he’s actually on the floor now* Ohhhhh man…
Hyper: Oooooh! Oooooh! Then what happened?
Zin: Uhhhhhh… can’t remember the rest.
Hyper: Awwwwww.
Super: *Gets up* Errr maybe it’s for the best, Zin!
Mecha: *To Super* Dude, what’s your problem? You usually love these kinds of stories.
Super: Well… ummmm…
Mystic comes back into the room.
Super: Mystic! What great timing! Ehehehehehe. *To himself* Phew.
Neon: What’s up, Mystic?
Mystic: I’m glad you asked. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I realized that ever since the day that I first met you all, all I’ve been trying to do was annoy you all.
Mecha: How long did it take you to figure that one out, genius?
Zin: Yeah really.
Mystic: Anyway, after realizing that, I decided that it’s time that I kick this bad habit for good!
Hyper: I didn’t know that she smoked!
Neon: She doesn’t.
Mystic: So, from here on, I shall never annoy, bug, irritate, or piss any of you guys off, ever again!
Everyone else: O____________O
The room goes silent.
Super: You’re kidding, right?
Mystic: Nope. I’m totally serious! I’m through with annoying. Through with it for good.
Zin: But, annoying people is what you do.
Mystic: It isn’t anymore!
Neon: I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
Mystic: Why not?
Neon: Because you’re making yourself helpless!
Mystic: Excuse me?!
Zin: Think about it. Have we ever seen you fight?
Mystic: Well, no. Mainly because I wasted so much time annoying you guys and others. But now that I’m not gonna annoy anyone anymore.
Mecha: *Interrupting* Now that you’re not gonna annoy anyone anymore, what else do you have to contribute?
Mystic: Well I…
Super: *Interrupting* If we know you, and we do, you have nothing else to contribute. Mystic, if you stop annoying people, you’ll become a sitting duck!
Mystic: You guys really DON’T know me! If you did, then you’d know that I traveled around the world and trained my ass off for SIX YEARS before I met you guys and let my habit of annoying people get out of control!
Hyper: Pffffft. Really?
Mystic: Yes! Really! Ya know, I thought you all would be happy for me because I was finally dropping the habit, and that you’d finally be seeing the real me. But I was wrong. You guys think I’m nothing without annoying people! Well you’re wrong! There’s more to me than meets the eye! And I don’t deserve to be treated like a damsel in distress! *Starts to walk off*
Zin: Mystic! Hold on! *He and the others follow her* We know you’re the best when it comes to trying to annoy others! Don’t let that talent go to waste!
Mystic: You lived with me annoying you; you can live without me annoying you! *Continues walking*
Mecha: Mystic! Don’t do this!
Super: Yeah! Don’t!
Mystic: Fuck that! In fact, FUCK YOU ALL!!! *Leaves the warehouse and slams the door in their faces*
Everyone else: …
The entire warehouse goes dead silent
To Be Continued
Solor Appears all of the sudden.
Solor: Has Mystic really left the gang? And is she really gonna stop annoying people for good? And What about the other dumb-dumbs? How are they gonna cope with all this? Also, why the hell isn't the villain dumb dumb in the story yet? And finally, will I be given more lines? Find these out and more in Part 2 of Coming Clean, you dumb dumbs! *Vanishes*
Mecha: *Runs in with the sledgehammer from earlier* God damnit! He disappeared again! ARGH! *Stomps off*
As with some other stories this one remains unfinished. We at Shauniversal Studios have no idea how this was suppose to end and since things seem to be more on the serious side we won't be making crap up for this one.