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The gang are all in their van with Nuku at the wheel.
NUKU: How come I always have to drive?
CHAO_KILLER: Because your the (hic) only one who can drive somewhere without stopping at the nearest bar.
Cut-To: Zin playing Nomad.
NUKU: How is it that your playing that thing without any batteries?
ZIN: I dunno, some old guy in a polar bear suit gave it to me, he said it was "Magical".
NEON: Another mystery, let's split up gang!
HYPER KNUX: Why is it that you always say that phrase? Its gettin' on my friggin nerves!!!
NEON: ...lets split up gang...
HYPERKNUX, CK, ZIN and SUPERKNUX fall over anime-like.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We interupt a pup named scooby doo...err...this crappy story to bring you an important news bulletin. It seems a large ravenous hedgehog is terrorizing downtown Dallas. The hedgehog appears to be the world renowned hero, Sonic the Hedgehog. The suspect was seen fleeing the scene destroying the military's guard robots. That is all.
SUPERKNUX: Sounds more like the work of Shadow.
When ZIN hears the word Shadow he goes insane and jumps out the window and flys south.
CK: Hey, I didn't know he could fly.
NUKU: How the heck does he do that?
NEON: Lets split up gang!
So, the gang is on their way to Dallas, stopping at every Beers'R'us along the way. Eventually the gang ends up in Dallas and finds Zin. The gang finally arrives in Dallas to see the city totally leveled.
H.KNUX: Holy shit!!
CK: Oh the humanity!!
NUKU: What happened here? Let's look around.
NEON: Good idea, lets split up gang.
S.KNUX: Heres some mumbling over by a large over-turned Ford.
S.KNUX: Hey! There's something over there.
CK & H.KNUX: (little girl screams)
NUKU: What?!
H.KNUX: The Beers R' Us! It's been destroyed!
Everyone walks over near the mumbling to see a Zin. CK: Is he dead?
S.KNUX: Well, he wouldn't exactly be mumbling if he was dead now would he?
ZIN: Don't squeeze the Charmin!
NUKU: Huh?
ZIN: Somebody poisoned the water hole!
In the background you can here faintly CK and H.KNUX crying about the beer.
ZIN: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
NUKU: He's gone insane.
NEON: Lets take him to the nearest hospital or something nice like that.
ZIN: I command you to rise from your grave and rescue my daughter!
The gang carries ZIN into the back of the van and heads to the nearest hospital.
At this point the story just cuts off. It was either never finished or the rest of it was lost. We at Shauniversal Studios however have come up with a brief summary of how we think the story may have ended.
After the CoaP gang took Zin to the hostipal he overcomes his insanity while everyone but Nuku drink beer. Hyper even slipped some beer into Zin's IV thinking it would speed up his recovery which lead to funny things happening. After Zin recovered, him along with the rest of the gang then seek out to track down Shadow the hedgehog who was the one responsiable for Zin's mental state in the first place. The gang finally find Shadow and Zin kills him in cold blood. Everyone then lives happily ever after (Except Shadow) and Hyper Knux gets laid. The end.
We at Shauniversal Studios hope you enjoyed that brief summary of events. The true end of this story will probably never be known for certain but atleast some of it's here. Good night folks!