E.G.G.f.A.N.
By: Justin "Mechao Sonicjsg" Green
In a dark alley.
Solor: Ok, what do you want you two dumb-dumbs?
HyperSonicChao: I want force powers!
Gold Dean: Revival abilities on myself!
Solor: Fine then *snaps fingers*, there your's. Go ahead and use them, I'm going, got to do something.
Solor goes poof in the way he does.
HyperSonicChao: Ok, MEGID. (For non PSO Hunters, Megid is an instant death move)
He fires Megid...but goes through him and Gold Dean, killing them both.
Solor: I said they were dumb-dumbs.
At the warehouse.
Mecha: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ah, as expected Solor.
Solor: Yea yea yea, all right, time to get this duel finished.
They duel, with Mecha winning, as usual.
Solor: Damn, for a dumb-dumb you always beat me.
Mecha: Nah, really? Look at your records.
Jay (Looking on): Another one for Mecha, well, back to my job.
Solor: Uh-oh, the other dumb-dumbs are coming, gotta go!
Mecha: Yea yea yea, go.
Solor: Ninja Disappear.
Neon: What was that about.
Mecha: Nothing. OK, so now what.
Hyper: We need beer.
Super: Hyper drunk it all.
Hyper: And nachos.
Zin: Mystic ate them all.
Mystic: Does it annoy you? Huh huh?
Mecha: Ok, I'll get some. *Pulls out some cell-phone thing* Mecha Chao, need 20 kegs, 100 bags of nachos, and 30 bottles of cheese dip and hot sauce.
Mecha Chao: Got it! Bring it in an hour...and...someone’s being kidnapped on the streets!
Mecha: Oh great, be right there. *Puts up cell-phone* We need to move out, someone’s being kidnapped!
Neon: Holy chicken poop Mecha!
Zin: That’s annoying.
Mystic: But I'M annoying!
Super *under breath*: Not really.
Hyper *under breath*: I like pie.
Mecha: Well lets get.
On the streets
Gold Dean: It worked!
HSC: Yea.
They walk along, but get stepped on by some big walker
Emi: Let me go!
Eggfan: No, I need you to help me take over the world, before Cal can! My gel-pen and me will beat Cal and his pencil!
Cal: Not if my pencil and me beats you first!
Eggfan: Cal, you shall not beat me!
Cal: Well, according to the Villain’s Codes of Ethics, we must tell the Girl our plan, and anyone else near enough hears also.
Eggfan: All right, I am going to use my mighty Gel-Pen Laser in Olympia to take over the world.
Cal: You stole my plan, and modified it. That’s breaking the code.
Eggfan: The code is more like, guidelines.
Cal: Eggfan you IDIOT, I WORTE IT.
Eggfan: My point exactly.
Mecha: So that’s your plan, ok well, go on, besides, what did you want to do with Emi?
Eggfan: Uh, I don't know.
Emi: You kidnapped me without knowing why! Men. *shakes head*
Zin: Well, just let her go then.
Mystic: Or I'll annoy you!
Super: Uh, Hyper, let’s go to the meeting place.
Hyper: Yeah.
Neon: Uh, what was I going to do?
Mecha: Free Emi while I did something with Zin and Mystics help.
Neon: Oh yea...WAIT! Darn, this isn't good.
Eggfan: Anyway, I'll activate my ray.
Cal: Not before me!
The both press a button, and an explosion occurs
Neon: @_@
Cal: o_O
Eggfan: Crap, got to go. NINJA DISSAPEAR.
Back at the warehouse.
Neon: What happen?
Mecha: I set a bomb in them.
Mystic: I painted their houses Pink! That will annoy them!
Zin: I then put fuzzy in their house.
Super: We got the beer.
Hyper: And Nachos.
Mecha: Well I guess that’s it.
Elsewhere.
CK: Another one bites the dust.
HyperSonicChao: Finally, revenge! GRANTS ATTACK (Another PSO move, a very deadly Light attack)
It backfires and kills Gold Dean.
CK: ... *kills HyperSonicChao*. Good lord, I would think he'd be permanently dead by now. Oh well, back to hunting.
The End
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