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E.G.G.f.A.N.
By: Justin "Mechao Sonicjsg" Green

In a dark alley.

Solor: Ok, what do you want you two dumb-dumbs?

HyperSonicChao: I want force powers!

Gold Dean: Revival abilities on myself!

Solor: Fine then *snaps fingers*, there your's. Go ahead and use them, I'm going, got to do something.

Solor goes poof in the way he does.

HyperSonicChao: Ok, MEGID. (For non PSO Hunters, Megid is an instant death move)

He fires Megid...but goes through him and Gold Dean, killing them both.

Solor: I said they were dumb-dumbs.

At the warehouse.

Mecha: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ah, as expected Solor.

Solor: Yea yea yea, all right, time to get this duel finished.

They duel, with Mecha winning, as usual.

Solor: Damn, for a dumb-dumb you always beat me.

Mecha: Nah, really? Look at your records.

Jay (Looking on): Another one for Mecha, well, back to my job.

Solor: Uh-oh, the other dumb-dumbs are coming, gotta go!

Mecha: Yea yea yea, go.

Solor: Ninja Disappear.

Neon: What was that about.

Mecha: Nothing. OK, so now what.

Hyper: We need beer.

Super: Hyper drunk it all.

Hyper: And nachos.

Zin: Mystic ate them all.

Mystic: Does it annoy you? Huh huh?

Mecha: Ok, I'll get some. *Pulls out some cell-phone thing* Mecha Chao, need 20 kegs, 100 bags of nachos, and 30 bottles of cheese dip and hot sauce.

Mecha Chao: Got it! Bring it in an hour...and...someone’s being kidnapped on the streets!

Mecha: Oh great, be right there. *Puts up cell-phone* We need to move out, someone’s being kidnapped!

Neon: Holy chicken poop Mecha!

Zin: That’s annoying.

Mystic: But I'M annoying!

Super *under breath*: Not really.

Hyper *under breath*: I like pie.

Mecha: Well lets get.

On the streets

Gold Dean: It worked!

HSC: Yea.

They walk along, but get stepped on by some big walker

Emi: Let me go!

Eggfan: No, I need you to help me take over the world, before Cal can! My gel-pen and me will beat Cal and his pencil!

Cal: Not if my pencil and me beats you first!

Eggfan: Cal, you shall not beat me!

Cal: Well, according to the Villain’s Codes of Ethics, we must tell the Girl our plan, and anyone else near enough hears also.

Eggfan: All right, I am going to use my mighty Gel-Pen Laser in Olympia to take over the world.

Cal: You stole my plan, and modified it. That’s breaking the code.

Eggfan: The code is more like, guidelines.

Cal: Eggfan you IDIOT, I WORTE IT.

Eggfan: My point exactly.

Mecha: So that’s your plan, ok well, go on, besides, what did you want to do with Emi?

Eggfan: Uh, I don't know.

Emi: You kidnapped me without knowing why! Men. *shakes head*

Zin: Well, just let her go then.

Mystic: Or I'll annoy you!

Super: Uh, Hyper, let’s go to the meeting place.

Hyper: Yeah.

Neon: Uh, what was I going to do?

Mecha: Free Emi while I did something with Zin and Mystics help.

Neon: Oh yea...WAIT! Darn, this isn't good.

Eggfan: Anyway, I'll activate my ray.

Cal: Not before me!

The both press a button, and an explosion occurs

Neon: @_@

Cal: o_O

Eggfan: Crap, got to go. NINJA DISSAPEAR.

Back at the warehouse.

Neon: What happen?

Mecha: I set a bomb in them.

Mystic: I painted their houses Pink! That will annoy them!

Zin: I then put fuzzy in their house.

Super: We got the beer.

Hyper: And Nachos.

Mecha: Well I guess that’s it.

Elsewhere.

CK: Another one bites the dust.

HyperSonicChao: Finally, revenge! GRANTS ATTACK (Another PSO move, a very deadly Light attack)

It backfires and kills Gold Dean.

CK: ... *kills HyperSonicChao*. Good lord, I would think he'd be permanently dead by now. Oh well, back to hunting.



The End

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