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Our story starts off in a familiar dark room. Once again Hinky is talking with the mysterious cloaked figure.
Hinky: That’s a great idea master! Not only will this idea destroy the CoaP gang but it will also make us a fortune!
The cloaked figure stares are Hinky and Hinky gulps.
Hinky: Why I mean… it will make you a fortune! So sorry master… Now I’m off. I won’t let you down!
Meanwhile the camera cuts to the CoaP warehouse. They are doing their normal CoaP like activities. Shuki is kicking Ego Gods ass in Tekken as Hedj tries to motivate him. Darth is in the kitchen drinking beer and watching on as Dawginson tries to trick Hyper into making him bacon.
Dawginson: Come on Hyper and make me some bacon.
Hyper: Why should I make YOU bacon? What have you ever done for me?
Dawginson: Well if you make me bacon I’ll double your pay.
Hyper: Pay? What pay? You never pay me anything!
Dawginson: Ok I’ll make you a deal. You make me bacon and I’ll triple your pay.
Hyper: Triple it eh? Now that’s more like it! I’ll get right to work!
Dawginson: Heh heh sucker…
Hyper: What was that?
Dawginson: I said “Heh heh sucker…”
Hyper: Oh ok. And here I thought you called me a fucker. Silly me.
Darth says nothing and just shakes his head as Hyper gets to work making Dawginson bacon. Moments later the door bell rings but no one answers and it keeps ringing so Ego God looks away distracted.
Ego God: Someone get the door!
Ego God then turns back around to see himself KO'd
Shuki: I won again!
Ego God: Great…
Hedj: Ummm I’ll get it!
Hedj answers the door and its Hinky once again dressed up like a salesman complete with a fake mustache.
Hinky: Good evening kind sir! I am a traveling salesman and…
Hedj: Ok first off it’s morning, second I’m a female and third your Hinky.
Hinky: No no you must be mistaking! I am not Hinky I am traveling salesman! I could only wish to have a name as awesome as Hinky. Anyway do you guys have trouble getting places? Tired of having to drive around in a smelly old van?
Dawginson comes running up to the door and pushes Hedj out of the way.
Dawginson: I know I sure am! Anyway get to the point Mr. Salesman. What are you selling? It better be free bacon.
Hinky: Why I am a monorail salesman! Everyone knows that monorails are the best forms of transportation.
Dawginson: A monorail huh? Will it serve bacon?
Hinky: Why yes! Each monorail comes complete with a bacon car!
Dawginson: That’s good… my associates here will handle the bill. Please set a station up in the kitchen, bathroom and in front of my bedroom.
Ego God shouts at Dawginson from the couch.
Ego God: We aren’t getting no damn monorail!
Hedj: Hey wait a minute… this reminds me a lot of an episode of The Simpson’s. Come to think of it was just on an hour ago.
Shuki: Yeah Hinky must have seen it too and that’s where he got the idea.
Hinky: That’s nonsense! My master came up with the idea. The Simpson’s must have copied off of him!
Dawginson: Hey wait a minute! Your Hinky!?
Hinky: Yes… I mean no sir! I’m a monorail salesman! Yup that’s what I am.
Just then Hinky sneezes and his fake mustache falls off.
Dawginson: Damn you Hinky!
Dawginson slams the door on Hinky and heads back to the kitchen.
Dawginson: Hyper that bacon better be done!
Meanwhile outside the warehouse Hinky floats off disappointed.
Hinky: Drats foiled again. Well I better return to the master to see if he has anymore ideas.
Hinky returns base and we cut back to the kitchen to find Dawginson eating the bacon Hyper made.
Dawginson: This bacon tastes weird… did you cook it with beer again?
Hyper: Uhhh maybe.
Dawginson spits it out and slaps Hyper.
Dawginson: Idiot! Now you make me some non-alcoholic bacon or I’m docking your pay!
Hyper: Aww man…
Hours later time had past cause that’s how time works. As for the CoaP gang they were all sitting around watching the Family Guy marathon when the doorbell rings.
Shuki: I bet that’s Hinky again.
Dawginson: Perhaps, or perhaps it’s a loyal fan of Four Bats stopping by to get my autograph.
Darth: I doubt that.
Dawginson: Nonsense! It’s very plausible as Four Bats is the greatest sprite comic on the face of the planet and through out the entire universe. In fact U.F.O sightings are the result of Four Bats greatness. Alien beings travel zillions of light-years to view my comics!
The bell rings again.
Darth: Well since you so sure it’s for you go answer it.
Dawginson: And leave my seat? I don’t think so. Hyper go answer the door and tell my fan it costs 20 bucks for an autograph.
Hyper gets up and heads for the door as the bell rings once again.
Hyper: I’m on it!
Hyper answers the door and once again we find Hinky dressed up as a salesman.
Hinky: Good morning madam!
Hyper: I’m a guy damn it!
Hinky: Yes sure you are! Anyway I’m here today to…
Dawginson shouts from the couch.
Dawginson: Autographs cost 20 bucks!
Hinky: Awww man… I don’t have 20 bucks.
Dawginson: I’ll also except bacon.
Hinky: I don’t have that either.
Dawginson: The hell kind of Four Bats fan are you!? Hyper close the door!
Hinky: Wait I’m not a Four Bats fan! I’m here too…
Dawginson: Hyper slam the door instead!
Hyper slams the door in Hinky’s face and he falls over.
Dawginson: How dare that non-Four Bats fan show his face around here?
Hedj: Dawginson that was Hinky again.
Dawginson: That’s no excuse for not liking Four Bats!
The door bell rings again and Hyper, who is still standing there opens the door.
Hinky: Greetings sir! I am a traveling salesman!
Ego God: Great here we go again…
Hyper: Really? What are you selling?
Hinky: Well I was planning on selling you some hansom crème but I see you already bought plenty of it!
Hyper: Go on.
Hinky: Yes of course. I specialize in selling volcano insurance.
Hyper: Volcano insurance eh? Do we really need that?
Hinky: You never know when a volcano will spring up!
Hyper: Wow your right! Better to be safe then sorry so I guess we do need volcano insurance.
Hinky: Indeed sir! Now I just need you to sign this contract without reading it and of course give me a lot of money.
Hyper: Sounds fair.
Ego God: Ok enough already!
Hinky: Is there a problem sir?
Darth: Damn right there is.
Hedj: Yeah we all know it’s you Hinky!
Hinky: I am not!
Hyper: Where’s Hinky?
Hedj: Ok maybe everyone but yourself and Hyper know your Hinky!
Shuki: Why are you trying to sell us volcano insurance anyway? We just watched that episode of Family Guy and we know it’s scheme to make money, not destroy us.
Hedj: Yeah I thought you were trying to kill us!
Hinky: Haha little do they know my true plan is to sell them fake volcano insurance. That way when a volcano does attack they’ll be screwed! Haha master will be pleased!
They all stare at him.
Hinky: What? Is my mustache crooked?
Dawginson: You just said you whole plan out loud.
Hinky: I did!? Oh no I was supposed to be saying that in my mind!
Dawginson: Well there’s your problem.
Hinky: Well then… Um… cya!
Hinky slams the door on himself and floats away; most likely back to the lair of his master who seems to be getting his evil schemes from television shows…
Hyper: Crap now if a volcano pops up were doomed!
Everyone: Shut up Hyper!