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Ego God is typing away in front his iMac computer with Dawginson standing behind him.
Dawginson: Make sure to give me super powers.
Ego God: Of course.
Dawginson: Now, how remind me how much money I'm going to get from this Four Bats game you're making?
Ego God: None, you get paid in bacon.
Dawginson: Alright!
Ego God (whispers): If anyone sends any bacon, hehehehe, sucker. I'm going to be rich.
Then suddenly the whole warehouse spins around and around a few times. Everything flies off the walls. Dawginson is sent flying out of a window while Ego God hits a wall. The warehouse stops spinning.
Ego God: What the fuck!?
Ego God runs down the stairs into the living room. It too is a wreck. Hyper's butt is sticking out from the TV. Hedj and Shuki are both pinned underneath the couch. Darth is underneath a bookshelf.
Ego God: Is everyone okay?
Darth throws the bookshelf off himself.
Darth: Does it look like it?
Hedj and Shuki crawl out from under the couch.
Hedj: What happened?
Hyper is still inside the TV.
Hyper: I can fly!
Shuki goes over and pulls Hyper out from the TV.
Hyper: Yeah, you like my ass, don't ya?
Shuki pulls on Hyper really hard, causing him to fly to the opposite end of the room, hitting a wall.
Darth: Whoever is---
A giant laser beam blasts through the ceiling where the TV was standing, destroying it and leaving a bit hole in the roof.
Hyper: Shinny!
Dawginson opens the front door.
Dawginson: Guys, we're screwed.
The gang heads outside.
Heji: Oh my god.
Floating in the air is Hinky with a red cape on. Standing beside him is a Robot Chuck Norris and also flying in the air is Cal in his Love-Craft.
Cal: Did you miss me?
Ego God: Cal!
Darth: What's going on?
Hinky: I'm not going to tell you!
Cal: Actually, you have to.
Hinky: Really?
Cal: Yeah, it's the rules.
Hinky: Fine. I found Cal and together we built a robot version of Chuck Norris, who just moved your warehouse.
Hyper: Can he move it closer to the beach?
Hinky: Yes, he can, but he won't because he's going to kill all of you!
Dawginson: You can't kill us.
Hinky: Why not?
Dawginson: Because I have to make new issues of Four Bats for people to read.
Darth: Enough talk. Time to nuke!
Darth pulls out a remote with a red button on it. A panel opens up from the ground near where the warehouse used to be located. A nuke is flies out of it into the sky, then turns around and heads for Robot Chuck. However, Robot Chuck grabs the nuke, and throws it at the bacon factory!
Dawginson: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dawginson runs at Robot Chuck, but then this arm appears from Cal's flying machine and grabs Dawginson.
Hinky: Now, you shall watch in horror as I delete all of your Four Bats comics!
Cal: You forgot to laugh.
Hinky: I did?
Cal: Yeah.
Hinky: Okay.
Hinky does and evil laugh as he pulls out a labtop from thin air that's already hacked into Dawginson's computer and is deleting all of his Four Bats resoruces.
Dawginson: No! Make it stop!
Then suddenly, Dawginson wakes up in his bed in the warehouse.
Dawginson: It was all...just a dream...Man, I'm never going to eat bacon with "See The Future Bread" ever again.