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We enter the warehouse this afternoon to find Ego God tampering with the gaming equipment using a screwdriver. Nobody else seems to be around.
Ego God: Muahahahaha! Now that I've tampered with this control pad, the punch and counter-attack buttons won't work at all. Today's the day I finally beat Shuki at-
Dawginson stumbles in shirtless and yawning.
Dawginson: What up Ego man?
Ego God: What? Me? Nothing, nothing up, not rigging anything or cheating at all. What's up with- oh jeez. Put on a shirt.
Ego God sniffs.
Ego God: And take a shower.
Dawginson: But then I'd get my shirt all wet.
Ego God: Forget it. Did you actually only just wake up? It's like three in the afternoon.
Dawginson: You're forgetting about the time difference. I'm from England, we're like six hours behind.
Ego God: ...but you're not in England. Have you been drinking?
Dawginson: Please. You know I hate beer. Why would I be drunk?
Earlier!
Hyper: Hey Dawginson, let's have a bacon eating contest!
Dawginson is fast asleep. Hyper scoffs loads of bacon.
Hyper: Woooo! I finally won one!
Dawginson continues to snore peacefully.
Hyper: That was fun! Now let's have a beer chugging contest!
Hyper chugs a tonne of beer.
Hyper: *hic* Dude, you dishdn't try hard enoufsgh! Here, let me helschp you!
Hyper gets a huge keg of beer and starts pouring it into Dawginson's mouth.
Back in the present!
Ego God: Yeah I guess you're right. Anyway, go take a shower, man.
Dawginson: If you insischt.
Dawginson turns around, walks into the nearest wall, falls over and starts snoring. Hyper walks in looking equally drunk
Hyper: What'sch up Ego G-
Hyper trips over Dawginson, and begins snoring on the floor. Then Hedj walks in. Hedj: Hey Ego God, wha- whoa.
Please tell me that's a dog-pile and not something much less heterosexual.
Ego God: Don't worry about it, it's just a drunken mistake.
Hedj: Eww.
Ego God: No, I didn't mean it like that. I mean, they just fell on top of one another and found it strangely comfortable.
Hedj: ...
Ego God: Wait, I mean. Damn it, never mind. Have you seen Shuki?
Hedj: Nope, I haven't seen her in a while. No sign of Darth either, it's weird.
Ego God: Damn! I was totally gonna beat her at Tekken today.
Hedj: Ha. Not unless you tampered with the control pads or something.
Ego God hides the screwdriver in his hand behind his back.
Ego God: I don't know what you're talking about! They made me do it! YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING!
Ego God dives out of a nearby window. Hedj stares in awe. Then the faint sound of snoring is heard from outside.
Hedj: Oh come on! Ego God's drunk too? How did that happen?
Flashback time! Hedj is leaning against a cupboard with her ear to the door.
Hedj: Hey Ego God, I can hear snoring coming from inside this cupboard.
Ego God: Hmm, that's weird. Let's investigate!
Ego God opens the door. Hyper falls out, fast asleep, and lands on Ego God. Then, hundreds of beer bottles topple out and start pouring beer into Ego God's mouth.
Ego God: Not again!
Back in the present!
Hedj: Oh yeah. *hic* Which leaves me with jusht one queshtion. How did me and Hyper get drunk?
Flashback, again!
Hyper: Hey Hedj, I have a fun idea. Let's get drunk!
Hedj: Yeah, okay.