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Intro:
The camera begins to close in on a large castle when suddenly it moves past its entrance and is seen heading down to the lower depths. Suddenly it stops on a large cell, which has two Koopa Troopers standing on guard.
???: I finally found him…
Guard 1: Huh who’s there!?
The two guards both look to see a figure in the shadows, before they have the chance to see who it is the figure springs forward, taking them both out in an instant. The figure now stands in front of the cell door, looking in through the rusted bars a blue raccoon can be seen. He has a long un-kept beard and a worn out red hat upon his head.
???: Well if it isn’t my old pal Zin!
Zin: It’s… it’s you!
Zin springs to his feet as he stares forward through his cell to see a green dragon like person standing before him.
Zin: Neon Chaos…
Neon: Yup I came to…
Zin: It’s about damn time someone came to get me out of here! You have any idea how long I’ve been stuck here!? Now open the cell you dumbass!
Neon mumbles as he breaks the lock off and opens up the cell door.
Neon: Sheesh I get no respect!
Just then an alarm goes off within the castle walls and a red light begins to flash.
Zin: Great, way to go man! You set off the alarm!
Neon: Shut up and let’s get out of here!
The two dart off running down a hallway when they’re suddenly cut off by a ton of Koopa Troopers and Goomba.
Zin: Damn it all!
As the forces charge forward a huge beam of light shoots across the hall tearing the small army to shreds. The camera shifts to show a red hedgehog in black pants and a blue cap holding a big fricking gun over his shoulders.
Zin: Chao Killer!
Chao Killer: Long time no see dude.
Neon looks to Zin and smiles.
Neon: What you thought I came alone? Ha I’m smarter then I look!
Zin: Sure could have fooled me.
Neon: Yeah well… shut up. Come on lets get out of here!
Moments later the castle draw bridge drops down and the three can be seen running out and away from the castle when a green van comes flying from seemingly out of nowhere. It stops and the camera zooms in on the driver’s side window where a grey fox is seen.
Nuku: Quick get in guys!
Neon opens up the back doors then and all three jump in as the van speeds off leaving the castle in its dust.
The green van can now be seen driving down a long stretch of road as the sun begins rising. Nuku is at the wheel as Neon, CK and Zin are in the back breaking out the beer and celebrating.
CK: Wooo! We did it!
Neon: A job well done I might add!
Zin: Yeah I’m finally free! Damn I sure do miss beer!
The Guys: Wooooo!!! Beer!!!
Nuku: Honestly you guys never change. When are you going to learn beer is yucky?
CK: The same day Hyper Knux leans to write his name in cursive.
Neon: Oh please Hyper has enough trouble printing his name let alone actually writing it!
Zin: Speaking of Hyper Knux where is he? And what about the others?
Neon: Well as you know you have been gone awhile and some things have changed. Just about everyone’s moved out the warehouse now, including those who moved in after you went missing two years ago. Until a few weeks ago it was just me and Hyper Knux. So…
Zin: Wait… then why isn’t Hyper here?
Neon: You didn’t let me finish! Things were boring so we decided to try and get the rest of the gang together. We were able to get Nuku and CK back but Super was on vacation and we had no idea where you were. You just upped and vanished one day.
Zin: Yeah see… there was this princess… and she kind of got kidnapped.
CK: Yeah we figure that out now, or at least I did. After Hyper and Neon got in touch of Nuku and me we decided to come and bust you out. Hyper Knux however went to get Super.
Nuku: And were off to pick them up right now!
Zin: Ah… so where did Super go on his vacation? Hawaii? Bahamas? Maybe Disney World?
Neon: The Zoo.
Zin: Ah the zoo… THE ZOO!?
Nuku: Yup the zoo, and were here!
Zin bolts to the font of the van and stares out the window to see a large sign that says “The Zoo”.
Zin: Zo…zo…ZOO!? Who the hell takes a vacation to the zoo!?
Chao Killer: Apparently Super.
Neon: He’s already been here for two weeks.
Zin: TWO WEEKS!?
Chao Killer: Relax dude.
Nuku: Yeah we should go meet with Hyper. He’s suppose to waiting with Super by the entrance.
They walk towards the entrance to see Hyper smoking a cigarette.
Zin: The hell!? Why is Hyper smoking?
Neon: Oh he started smoking because he thinks its what you do when you’re grown up and mature…
Chao Killer: Yeah… were all older now and Hyper thinks he’s an adult.
Hyper starts hacking and coughing as he inhales.
Zin: The idiot, and apparently he doesn’t know how to do it right.
Hyper: I do so know how to smoke! *cough* I’m a personal!
Chao Killer: You mean professional dumbass!
Hyper: I’m not a personal dumbass! Anyway… Although I am now a well respected adult trying to live life in the real world I just don’t get the point of this… all it does is make you hack and cough. It leaves a horrible after taste in your mouth and the hand I hold the cigarette in always smells funny!
Nuku: Well then maybe that’s a sign you should stop stupid!
Hyper: But all the cool people smoke! They’re hip, they know what’s up.
Nuku: Argh you’re just as dumb as ever Hyper.
Zin: Yeah some things never change.
Neon: Btw where is Super?
Chao Killer: Yeah it was your job to find him while we rescued Zin.
Hyper: What!? I thought I was suppose to wait for you guys here!
Everyone falls over anime style.
Nuku: You baka! What would be the point in that?
Hyper: Relax relax! *cough* He shouldn’t be hard to find. After all we all know why he choose to come here for his vacation…
Zin: And why is that? I have been pretty curious as to why he would come to a zoo of all places!
Hyper’s: That’s why!
Hyper points to a sign outside the zoo that says “Brand New Monkey Exhibits for 2008” on it.
Zin: Monkeys? Of course! It all makes sense now!
Neon: Yeah this place is like paradise to Super.
Hyper: I bet he’s giving some poor monkey the spanking of its lifetime as we speak!
Nuku: Yuck… I didn’t need that image in my mind Hyper.
Hyper: Well why are you thinking of Super spanking it?
Nuku: Shut up!
Neon: Ok ok guys we better get going inside to find Super.
Hyper: Ok let me put my cigarette out though.
Hyper goes and puts the cigarette out on his arm and screams.
Chao Killer: You idiot! Your not suppose to do that!
Hyper: Well I cant just throw it down on the sidewalk that’s how forest fires get started!
They all slap their faces.
Nuku: Come on let’s get going…
They enter the zoo and begin walking around.
Hyper: Hmmm so Super’s missing somewhere within this animal prison?
Nuku: It’s a zoo Hyper not a prison.
Hyper: Oh your not fooling me! If this isn’t prison then why are all these innocent creatures behind bars? Someone should do something about this!
Chao Killer: Just shut up dude. We have work to do.
Zin: Yeah we have a mystery to solve! Just like in the old days!
Nuku: Mystery? We just need to find Super!
Neon: And Hyper since he seems to have wandered off.
Nuku: Great…
Chao Killer: So it’s the mystery of the missing Super and Hyper Knux at the old haunted zoo. Looks like CoaP is officially back in action!
Neon: Indeed and since this place is pretty big and probably contains many monkey exhibits I think there is only one thing we can do in this particular situation… Let’s split up gang!
Zin: I was wondering when he’d say it.
Chao Killer: At least this time it was somewhat appropriate to say it.
Neon: Why only somewhat appropriate?
Nuku: This zoo may be big but all the simian related species are probably all in the same area so we don’t need to split up. We just need to use a map.
Chao Killer: Jinkies!
Zin: He must have found a clue!
Chao Killer: I found something… not sure what though…
Nuku: It’s a map! This will lead us straight to Super!
Neon: Awesome, this all sounds easy enough. We’ll go find Super first using that map and then split up to find Hyper! Now let’s go gang!
They all walk off and eventually come to a large area circled by water. In the area many monkeys can be found climbing on rocks and swinging from tree branches. Then all of sudden they see one monkey come dashing out of a tunnel made of rocks with a red blur chasing after it.
Super: Get back here little friend! I’m not done spanking you!
Chao Killer: Found him.
Neon: Hey Super! Get your butt over here!
Super stops in his tracks and looks out to see who had just called his name.
Super: Who the heck… oh crap it’s the old gang! What are you guys doing here?
Nuku: We came to find you.
Chao Killer: Yeah were getting the old gang back together!
Super: Sweet! Hey wait… where’s Hyper then?
Just then a stampede of animals is seen running through the zoo causing people to scream and run away. Hyper is seen riding a zebra over to where the gangs at.
Hyper: Hey guys look at me! I’m a cowboy! Yippie kiya!
Neon: Damn it Hyper get off of that zebra!
Hyper stops and stares at them.
Hyper: What the hell is a zebra?
Nuku: The thing you’re riding you idiot!
Hyper looks down and stares at the striped animal he’s sitting on.
Hyper: Just because this horse is defective doesn’t give you the right to call it names! He’s like the Rudolph of horses! I bet the horses don’t let him join in their reindeer games all because he’s striped and not pokka doted! Well balls to them!
Zin: He’s not making any sense, we may need to use force.
Super: Nah he just needs a beer to calm the old nerves. Hyper: Is that you Super? You giving them monkeys a good spanking?
Super: Sure am dude! This has been the best vacation ever!
Just then a bunch of zoo security come chasing after Hyper.
Hyper: Ah shit it’s the man! Let’s get out of here!
Guards: Get them!
Zin: Zoinks!
Neon pulls out a stereo and “Twisted Transistor” by the Korn plays as the guards chase after the reunited CoaP gang. Eventually the gang outsmarts the guards and leads them into a pit filled with porcupines.
Guards: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Neon: Perfect the guards are distracted and in unbearable pain, let’s split up gang!
Nuku: Don’t you mean “lets escape gang”?
Neon: That works too.
Zin: To the bat mobile!
The gangs all seen exiting the zoo and piling into the CoaP Machine and driving off at high speeds. Moments late the camera goes to inside the van to see Nuku driving as the guys all sit in the back grabbing beers from the mini fridge.
Neon: We did it gang! Were back together and we solved our first mystery!
Nuku: We didn’t solve a mystery, all we did was reek havoc at a zoo!
SuperKnux: Yeah that was awesome wasn’t it?
Zin: Heck yeah! Now let’s have a toast, a toast for us being back together again…
Hyper: And for beer!
Zin: Yes and for beer!
Chao Killer: I’ll drink to that!
The guys all toast then gulp down they’re beers as “Can’t Repeat” by The Offspring begins playing on the radio.
SuperKnux: Ah yeah The Offspring and beer. Now things really are just like old times.
Neon: Heck yeah, it’s great to be back, no onward to our next stupid adventure!
The guys: Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Nuku: Oh brother what have I’ve gotten myself into…