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Our story takes place one week after the reunion of the CoaP gang. The gangs all hanging out in the CoaP warehouse doing different things. The leader of the group, Neon Chaos can be found in the kitchen getting a snack along with the groups designated driver Nuku who is munching on a chocolate bar.
Nuku: Mmmm I love chocolate!
Neon: And I love nachos! Mmmmm nachos…
Nuku: Anyway where is the rest of the gang?
Neon: Huh? I think there in the living room. I hear music and cheering coming from in there. They must be watching a concert or something.
Nuku: Cool let’s go join them!
The two leave the kitchen and head into the living room. There they see Zin, CK and Super all sitting on the couch staring at the TV as Hyper and their neighbor Supafly stand in front of them holding a pair of plastic guitars.
Zin: Wooo! Go man go!
Chao Killer: They're gonna do it!
Neon and Nuku stare at Hyper and Supafly who both have serious looks on their faces as they quickly press the different colored buttons on the plastic guitars. They then look to the TV to see a bunch of different colored icons lighting up as the song “Through the Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce plays.
Nuku: What on earth are you guys doing?
Neon: Yeah since when could you guys play the guitar?
Super: There not real guitars, they’re playing Guitar Hero III.
Chao Killer: Yeah and Hyper and Supa are really good. They’re playing it on expert and have almost one million points.
Supafly: Dude be quiet we need to concentrate!
Hyper: Yeah keep it down!
They all look to Hyper and Supafly as sweat drops drip down their faces, determination can be seen in there eyes.
Zin: Dude they’re gonna do it!
The songs draws to an end and they manage to pull off a score of over one million points.
Supafly: We did it… we really did it!
Hyper: Wooo!!!
Zin, Chao Killer and Super all cheer on as a screen comes up saying “Congratulations, you have scored over one million points in Guitar Hero III…”
Supafly: Yeah we rule!
Game: Congratulations, You… Are… FAGS!!!
Everyone grows silent as they stare at the screen for what seems like an eternity.
Supafly: What!? What the fuck was that!?
Hyper: Wooo yeah! We did it bro! Were fags!!! Oh yeah, were fags! Wooooo!!!!!
Hyper begins dancing around all happy and hugs Supafly.
Supafly: This sucks…
Hyper: Huh why? Were fags dude!
Neon: I think someone needs to explain to Hyper what fag means. Nuku your good with words!
Nuku: What? Why me?
Neon: Just do it.
Nuku: Fine whatever…
Nuku then walks over to Hyper and whispers something to him. He suddenly stops celebrating and grows silent for a moment.
Hyper: What!? That’s what a fag is!? And this game turned me into one!?
Chao Killer: Dude the game didn’t actually turn you into one.
Zin: Yeah the developers just put that in the game to be dicks.
Hyper: Damn them… I want to kill those bastards! Man Jack Thompson was right, video games do cause violence…
Super: Calm down dude…
Zin: Yeah dude don’t go there.
Hyper: Whatever, I think I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette to relieve some of this stress…
Hyper walks off leaving the gang in the living room.
Neon: Well that sure was something I don’t want to see repeated. Who’s the idiot who brought this game here anyway?
Super, Zin and CK all point to Supafly.
Supafly: *gulp* How was I suppose to know this would happen? And besides I excepted Hyper to suck at it!
Neon: Whatever just take that game and go home. Guitar Hero is now banned from the warehouse!
Supafly: Aw man…
Supafly leaves the warehouse with his stuff and heads on back home to his place.
Chao Killer: So now what do we do?
Zin: I know let’s watch “Video Game Princesses Gone Wild 3”!
Super: Hell yeah man!
Neon: Count me in! I’ll go grab some pop corn quick!
The Guys: Wooooo!!!!!
Nuku: Ick… men…
The scene then fades out and we cut to a dark room filled with computers and large equipment loaded with flashing lights that don’t seem to really do anything. Then all of a sudden a monitor switches on a beeping sound can be heard.
???: Hmmm what’s this?
A figure, purple in color with a long tail sits down in front the monitor and begins scrolling through a message.
???: Mmmmmmmmyessss!!! It seems that somewhere two individuals scored over one million points at Guitar Hero III, thus making them fags! Fags just like…
The chair spins around and you see that the person talking is none other then CoaP’s arch nemeses, Cal.
Cal: ME! Cal! Mmmmmyesssss!!! And what’s this? The two who scored over one million points are Hyper Knux and Supafly? Mmmmmm excellent! Seems it’s time for me to pay my old friends of CoaP a little visit.
Later that afternoon the entire CoaP gang is hanging out by the couch eating ice cream while flipping through the TV channels trying to find something worth watching.
Zin: Boring, change it.
Neon who has the remote turns to another channel showing a movie.
Zin: Seen it a hundred times, change it.
Neon changes it again and Scooby Doo comes on.
Neon: Sweet Scooby Doo!
Zin: Crap! Change it.
Nuku: Come on Zin! We have to watch something!
Zin: Well it isn’t my fault everything on sucks!
Super: If only we had something else to do…
Just then the glass sky light above the living room shatters and Cal comes flying down wearing a jet pack.
Cal: Mmmmmyessss!!! Guess who’s back for a second coming!
Hyper Knux: Oh no! It’s Jesus! He returns seeking vengeance!
Chao Killer: No dude it’s Cal!
Cal: Yes and I am here…
Neon: Damn you Cal! How many times do we have to tell you to use the door!
Nuku: Yeah how would you like it if we just barged into your house and destroyed things!
Cal: Silence! It doesn’t matter how I enter you home for if there was a scale of one through 10 you all would be at the bottom while I would be at the top, the ten! Mmmmyessss! That makes me very important while at the same time makes you all peasants. Therefore I can enter your home as I please!
Zin: Yeah ok, what the heck do you want though?
Cal: I was getting to that! See a few weeks ago I purchased the game Guitar Hero III and I was playing this game and soon found myself to be quite skilled! Eventually I was able to score over one million points at it and a message came up. Mmmmyessss that message is now forever sketched in my mind, I remember it like it was yesterday…
Flashback to Cal standing around wearing just a pair of boxers and a tank top playing Guitar Hero III. He’s playing through expert mode and is so far playing perfectly when he finishes the song scoring over one million points. Afterwards a message comes up saying “You have beaten Guitar Hero III, congratulations, you’re a fag!” Cal sees this and stares at the TV for a moment a bit confused.
Cal: Well of course I’m a fag! I didn’t need some game to tell me that, I already knew!
Cal then pondered a bit and all over a sudden came up with a brilliant idea.
Cal: Of course I see it now! Only fags like myself must contain the abilities to score over one million points! Mmmmyesss thanks to this game it will be possible for me to find other fags and together we’ll form an army! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!
Cal laughs evilly for what seems like an eternity until the flashback finally comes to end.
Cal: Yes indeed I remember it just like yesterday even though it happen the day before…
Neon: Ack! That’s terrible!
Cal: Wait I’m not even finished explaining my plan yet!
Neon: No I mean the part of the flashback when you were in your underwear!
SuperKnux: Yeah man that’s messed up!
Nuku: Were all going to have nightmares tonight…
Zin: Yeah and I think I’m going to vomit…
Cal: Quiet! All of you! Anyway back to my plan. I quickly got to work and hacked a satellite. Using this along with my pure genius I came up with a way to track all those who played the game and scored over one million points. Surprisingly the first two people to pull this off were Hyper Knux and Supafly!
SuperKnux: Huh huh pull… hey… wait… You mean Hyper and Supa are gay?
Hyper: No... No... It's not true... That's impossible!
Cal: Yes it is Hyper. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.!
Hyper: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nuku: Ok enough this all of you! We’ve been over this already, the game just says that if you score over one million points as a joke.
Neon: It’s like to make fun of you for wasting so much time trying to score over one million. It’s just an insult for people with no lives.
Hyper: Oh thank god!
Cal: You mean all that work I did was a waste of time and I won’t be able to use the game to find more fags like me?
Chao Killer: Nope.
Cal: Awww man… foiled again…
Zin: Now get the hell out of here!
Cal: Fine! You win this time, but rest assured CoaP I will be back again when you least expect it! And I’ll marry Neon! Mmmmmmyessss!!!
Cal runs off and exits the warehouse, using the door even though he still had the jet pack on.
Neon: And marry me? What the hell did that have to do with anything!?
Zin: Does it really matter?
Chao Killer: Nope what really matters is we solved yet another mystery!
Nuku: What? No we didn’t! We just proved Cal wrong and made him look like a total idiot in front of us all!
They all pause for a moment.
Neon: In that case good job gang!
Super: Yeah we made Cal look like an idiot! Wooo!
The gang cerebrates their victory over Cal as the screen fades… Later on Neon is seen in the kitchen getting a drink.
Neon: Ah what a hecktive day and the old gangs only been back for a week. I can only imagine what crazy adventure will come our way next.
Neon leaves the kitchen and all of a sudden hears the song “Enter Sandman” by Metallica coming from the living room.
Neon: Huh? Don’t tell me those guys are playing Guitar Hero again!
Neon then rushes to the living room where Zin, CK, Hyper, Super and Supafly are all at.
Neon: I thought I said Guitar Hero was banned from the warehouse!
Neon looks and sees that not only do Supafly and Zin both have guitars this time but Hyper is sitting in front of a plastic drum set and CK is holding a microphone.
Neon: The hell?
Super: Quiet dude! Its Rock Band not Guitar Hero. The guys almost have one million points!
Neon: One million points? Nothing good can come from this…
The gang manage to score over one million points and a message comes up saying “Congratulations, your band has scored over one million points! Wow you’re a bunch of queers!” Everyone but Hyper stares at the TV in shock while Hyper starts celebrating.
Hyper: Woooo we did it guys! Were all queers! Yup were the biggest bunch of queers to ever be queer! Woooooooooooooooo!
Supafly: Son of a bitch… I really need to stay away from this genre of games…