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It’s another day at the CoaP warehouse, most of the gang can be found lounging around in the living room watching TV. As they sit there drinking beer and eating various snack foods the doorbell suddenly rings.
Super: Hmmm maybe someone should get that.
Zin: Nah it’s probably just a tellamarketer. It’s best to just ignore it.
ChaoKiller: Dude tellamarketers call you on the phone they don’t come and ring your doorbell.
Zin: Well maybe it’s a dooramarkter!
Super: Do those even exist?
Hyper: Yes they go by the name Jehovah Witnesses.
The guys all laugh as the doorbell continues ringing.
ChaoKiller: Good one dude!
Just then the doorbell stops ringing only to be replaced by the sounds on loud banging on the door. You then hear Neon shouting from upstairs.
Neon: Someone get the damn door!
Zin: Blah fine, CK go get the damn door.
Chao Killer: What? Why me!?
Zin: Because it may be Chaovah Witnesses and only you can take them out!
Chao Killer: What!? Chaovah Witnesses? Let me at them!
CK leaps to his feet and dashes over to the door and opens it to see four people standing there with suitcases and bags.
Chao Killer: Who the hell are you guys?
Shuki: I’d like to ask you the same thing.
Hedj: I hope Neon didn’t sell the place while we were gone.
Just then Hyper, Super and Zin walk over the door.
Zin: Dude who are these guys and why do they look like there moving in?
Hyper: Oh I know them! They use to live here but then they all vanished.
Super: Yeah I know them too! I was still around when Hedj first moved in.
Zin: Ah so that makes them the now old CoaP gang.
Shuki: What do you mean old gang? Aren’t you guys the old gang?
Chao Killer: Nope after you guys all moved out Neon reformed the old gang!
DB: We didn’t move out we were on vacation!
Zin: Vacation!? For how long?
Dawginson: Something like six months or so. Damn that hotel had some good bacon.
Super: Wow six months? And I thought my vacation lasted long.
Just then Neon comes to the door along with Nuku.
Nuku: What the heck is everyone gathered around the door for?
Neon looks out to see Shuku, Hedj, Dawg and DB.
Neon: What the hell!? Why are you guys here?
Shuki: We live here!
Hedj: Yeah we just got back from vacation.
Neon: Vacation!? You’ve been gone half a year!
Nuku: That must have been some vacation.
DB: Yeah sure was fun.
Dawginson: Now that everyone knows what’s what can we go inside? I’m getting tired of standing.
Ego God: Ok hold on here! You guys left for six months without saying anything, went on a totally awesome vacation and what’s more didn’t take me and Hyper with!?
Hedj: Well we would have taken you guys with but you Neon were missing all week and Hyper was constantly passed out so we went without you two.
Neon: Hmmm that must have been the week my crazy Aunt Flo came to visit. I spent all week hiding. But still… why didn’t you bother telling me and Hyper!?
Shuki: What are you talking about? We left you guys a note before we left!
Neon Chaos: I don’t remember no note. Do you Hyper?
Hyper: No sir.
Shuki: Well I know I wrote one and then I gave it to Dawginson to leave for you guys.
Dawginson: Yeah and I left it in a place where even an idiot like Hyper could find it. I remember that day like it was the day we went on vacation, because it was.
We then go to a flashback of the day Shuki, Hedj, Dawginson and DB were leaving for vacation. Shuki had just got done writing a note to leave for Neon and Hyper. Meanwhile Hedj and DB are finishing making sure everything is packed while Dawginson rests under a tree waiting for them all to finish.
Shuki: Dawg get you butt up and go inside and leave this note for Neon and Hyper.
Dawginson: Blah why me? Can’t someone else do it?
Shuki: Everyone else is busy and you’re sitting around doing nothing. Now get in there and leave the note or we’ll leave you behind!
Dawginson: Fine fine I’m going. Just note I’m only doing this because the hotel were staying at serves bacon and has 24 hour room service!
Dawginson takes the note and heads to the warehouse door.
Shuki: Yeah yeah, just make sure you leave it somewhere they can find it.
Dawginson nods his head then heads inside and makes his way to the living room to find Hyper passed out on the couch.
Dawginson: Hmmmm.
Just then Dawginson gets a brilliant idea, he grabs a sharpie and on the other side of the note writes “I am awesome! ~ Dawginson” on it. He then tapes the note to Hyper’s head.
Dawginson: Perfect, now not only will they know we went on vacation but they’ll know how awesome I am. I’m such a genius.
Dawginson then turns around and heads out the front door, slamming it behind him and waking up Hyper in the progress.
Hyper: Huh wha!? Is the mail here?
Hyper then sits up on the couch all groggy and notices the note taped to his head. He rips it off and reads it.
Hyper: I am awesome. From Dawginson. Hey well that was sure nice of Dawg to leave me note saying how awesome I am. He sure is a good fellow.
Hyper then shoves the note in his mouth without reading the other side and eats it before belching loud and passing back out on the couch. The screen then fades as the flashback comes to an end.
Hyper: Hmmm I think I would have remembered Dawg leaving a note about how awesome I was.
Dawginson: Well I know I did! Wait…
DB: Regardless we’re back now.
Shuki: Yeah and now that you understand this was all just a misunderstanding can we move our stuff back in?
Neon Chaos: What? We don’t have the room!
Hedj: You got to be kidding! This place is huge!
Neon Chaos: Well sorry but since the original CoaP gang moved back in were just about out of room.
Nuku: What are you talking about? We have plenty of room.
Zin: Yeah dude, don’t you remember that we had like 20 people living here a few years ago?
Nuku: Um I don’t think it was quite that many Zin… but regardless there’s plenty room for a few more people.
Chao Killer: Yeah the more the better, especially when two of them are hot babes!
Neon Chaos: Enough! As the leader I say no. So get lost!
Neon slams the door shut and storms upstairs.
Super: The hell is his problem?
Hyper: He just must be mad we didn’t get to go on vacation.
Nuku: That’s probably it. Now I feel bad for those guys out there.
Zin: Well no use crying over former members! Let’s get back to the TV and beer drinking!
The Guys: Woohoo!!!
Nuku: Idiots…
Meanwhile outside the door.
Hedj: Well that sure was rude.
Dawginson: I think Mr. Ego Dude let his ego get the best of him.
DB: So… should I nuke the warehouse?
Shuki: No then none of us will have a place to live.
Dawginson: Well we need to do something! I haven’t slept or eaten bacon in almost an hour!
Hedj: We could always just build our own house.
Shuki: Of course! That’s what we’ll do. We’ll build a bigger and better warehouse, right across the street form theirs!
Hedj: Brilliant!
One Week Later we find Neon standing in front of a window in his warehouse staring out through the blinds across the street.
Neon: Who do those guys think they are? Building a warehouse right across the street from our warehouse?
Nuku: Why a warehouse anyway? Why not just a normal house?
Hyper: Speaking of which why do we live in a warehouse?
Neon: Because it’s really big and has plenty of room to store beer.
Super: Yeah that sounds about right.
CK: Still why are they building one? There’s only four of them and only one of them drinks beer. They can’t possibly need that much space!
Neon: It’s simple, they’re trying to mock me!
Nuku: Well maybe if you would have just let them move back in none of this would be happening?
Neon: Well maybe if they would have put more effort into letting us know about they’re vacation then me and Hyper would have gone on vacation to and just be getting home now. Then none of you guys would be here!
Zin: Wait… that doesn’t sound right. We would have never reunited and I’d still be Bowser’s captive!
Neon: Yeah well… um… it’s still there fault.
Super: Who takes a six month vacation anyway?
CK: Who takes vacation at the zoo?
Super: Shut up!
Neon: Would you guys be quiet already! I’m trying to spy!
Neon continues to peer out the window as we cut across the street to find Shuki and DB outside the new warehouse.
Shuki: So how are things coming along?
DB: Things are just about done. Were ready to start moving the furniture in now.
Shuki: Excellent bring in the trucks then.
A bunch of big trucks pull up and workers begin carrying pieces of furniture into the warehouse. Meanwhile across the street Neon is still watching everything from the window.
Neon: Those bastards are moving in furniture now!
Zin: Woo look at that couch. Why don’t we have nice things like that?
Neon: Because we spend all our money on beer.
Nuku: Maybe if you guys quit drinking we could have nice things?
Zin: On second though that couch isn’t that great looking.
CK: Yeah man our furniture is just fine. We don’t need crap like that.
Nuku: Sigh…
Neon: I’ve stood by and watched this long enough. It’s time to do something about this problem!
Nuku: Oh boy…
The screen fades to black and we cut forward to later that afternoon.
Neon: So CK your telling me that when they open the “cake” it will explode?
CK: Yes the cake bomb is triggered to explode when the box is open. It shouldn’t cause any serious harm but it’s sure to wreck they’re fancy furniture.
Neon: Excellent! Mmmyyyesss and we’ll send Hyper over with it and have him tell them it’s a peace offering. I mean theres no way Hyper could mess this up, the plans full proof! Mmmmyesss!
CK: Dude… your starting to sound like Cal.
Neon: What!? Nonsense you’re just imagining things. Now bring me Hyper! Mwaahahaha!!!
We skip ahead a bit again to find Hyper Knux walking over to the warehouse across the street carrying the “cake” box in his hands. Meanwhile Shuki is seen looking out the front doors window watching Hyper as he walks towards the house.
Shuki: What’s Hyper doing coming over here?
Hedj: Ooooh it looks like he has cake with him!
DB: Hyper is bringing us cake? Something seems odd about that.
Dawginson: Your right, unless it’s bacon cake. Then it’s perfectly normal.
Shuki: Yuck… anyway we should find out what he’s up too.
They open the door and Shuki and Hedj come out to confront Hyper.
Hyper: Oh hey guys! Neon sent me over here to give you guys this peace offering.
Hedj: Really Neon made us a cake?
Hyper: Actually CK made it and it’s really a cake bomb. But I’m not suppose to tell you guys that.
Shuki: Cake bomb huh?
Hyper: What!? How did you guys know!?
Hedj: You just told us.
Hyper: Ah crap! That’s the thing Neon told me not to do! Man now I’m gonna get in trouble!
Shuki: Hey don’t worry about it, we wont tell him if you don’t.
Hyper: So you’ll take the cake bomb?
Shuki: Sure!
Hyper: Awesome!
Shuki takes the box and takes it inside and places it down on the floor out of Hyper’s view.
Hedj: Shuki what are you doing?
Shuki: Shhh just play along.
Hyper: I guess I should get going now.
Shuki: Hey wait I have a gift for you too Hyper.
Hyper: Really? What?
Shuki reaches in and grabs the same box and hands it back to Hyper.
Shuki: It’s a pie! But you can’t open it until you get back to your own warehouse.
Hyper: Sweet pie! I’m gonna go back and eat infront of everyone to rub it in they’re faces! Wooo thanks guys!
Hyper runs off and heads back to his own warehouse, Shuki and Hedj head back in and close to the door.
Shuki: Your welcome Hyper.
Hedj: Wow he’s dumber then I remember.
The screen fades out and we cut back to Hyper inside the CoaP Warehouse.
Neon: How did it go Hyper? They fall for the cake bomb trick?
Nuku: Bomb!?
Hyper: Oh they were so grateful for the cake they gave me a pie!
CK: Hyper wait that’s the—
Hyper opens the box and there’s a big explosion, which sends cake splattering all over the living room, everyone is also covered in cake and Hyper’s face is burned.
Hyper: Hey wait this is cake.
Everyone: Hyper, you idiot!
Super: Wow someone other than me for once. Awesome!
And so the CoaP gang got to work cleaning up themselths and the living room as we cut back to the former CoaP members new Warehouse.
Shuki: So it looks like Neon want’s to fight dirty, well we can fight dirty as well. Tomorrow we strike back against CoaP!
DB: Am I going to get to nuke them now?
Shuki: Eh no we don’t need to take things that far. Could you make some traps though? I have a feeling Neon will end up sending more problems over here.
DB: Yeah sure I’ll get started first thing in the morning.
Shuki: Awesome.
We cut to the next day in the backyard of the new warehouse, DB has just finished setting up several traps.
DB: All done with the traps, I’ve set several of these up throughout our yard.
Shuki: Your kidding right? It’s just a cardboard box being held up with a stick with a beer can under it! None of the CoaP gang are going to be stupid enough to fall for this!
Just then you hear the sound of cardboard box falling down to the ground.
Hedj: Darth! Darth we caught one! Echidna boy took the bait!
DB: You were saying Shuki?
Shuki: You caught Hyper, big deal no one else will be stupid eno—
Just then the same sound is heard again from across the yard.
Hedj: We caught Super too!
Shuki: Wow…
And so they take in Hyper and Super as prisoners as we caught across the street to a similar seen.
Neon: Damn it CK! You said you were an expert trap layer!
CK: I am! This design is brilliant!
Neon: No it’s not! It’s just a cardboard box being held up by a stick with a plate of bacon under it. Were not going to catch---
Just then the sound of a box hitting the ground behind them is heard.
Zin: Dudes we just caught Dawginson!
Neon: Honestly I’m not surprised. I don’t think we’ll be catching anyone else though.
Just then Nuku comes walking outside.
Nuku: Well no, they’re kind of busy holding Super and Hyper prisoner right now.
Neon: What!? Now they’ve gone to far!
Zin: Were going to have to do a prisoner exchange like they do in the movies!
CK: I don’t know dude, maybe we should just keep Dawginson and let them have Hyper and Super. Think of all the beer and money we’ll save?
Zin: Hey that’s not a bad idea dude.
Neon: No way guys, our bill will be just as bad from all the bacon this guy consumes. Plus he’s really lazy and isn’t worth having around.
Dawginson can be hearding yelling from under the box.
Dawginson: Hey! I ressemble thoes remarks!
CK: I see what you mean dude...
Nuku: Then it’s settled. We’ll sign a peace treaty and exchange Dawginson for Hyper and Super.
Neon: Yeah we’ll… wait a minute! What peace treaty?
Nuku: Come on Neon you can’t stay mad at them forever because you didn’t get to go on vacation with them.
Neon: Vacation? What the hell are you talking about?
CK: The whole reason this started was because they went on vacation without you.
Neon: Oh yeah… I kind of forgot about that.
Everyone: Neon, you idiot!
Neon: Damn me too?
And so we cut to everyone together as a “peace treaty” is signed.
Shuki: Ok so were cool now right? You wont try and blow our home up?
Neon: No we won’t, everything is cool now.
Zin: Yeah, super cool.
CK: Yup doesn’t get any cooler than this.
Zin and CK: Can we please come over and sit on your awesome furniture while we play video games!?!?!?!
Shuki: Er… sure, why not?
Zin and CK: Wooooo!!!