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We find our gang driving in the middle of Nowhere, Arkansas. Nuku is driving of course, Neon is in the passenger seat next to Nuku, and Hyper Knux is passed out as usual.
Neon: Where are we?
Chao_Killer looks at a billboard nearby.
Chao_Killer: Nowhere.
Neon: No, really, tell me.
Chao_Killer: Nowhere!
Neon: Damn it, tell me!!!
Chao_Killer: NOWHERE!!
Neon jumps into the back and starts to fight with CK.
Zin: Guys, cool it!!
He tries to stop them but his hair gets pulled and gets punched in the stomach.
Zin: OOF!
Announcer: We interrupt this fight for a special bulletin.
Nuku: How can you interrupt something live?
Announcer: I don't know.
Announcer: Anyways, there has been a decreased number of chao population today.
Chao_Killer shrugs.
Announcer: There has also been a report of Chao_Killer not just killing chao, but killing people too!
Chao_Killer: But I'm right here!
Announcer: Doesn't mean you can't be in two places at once!
The gang sees a bar up ahead.
Super Knux: A bar! Beer!!
Hyper Knux somehow instantly sobers up.
Hyper Knux: DID SOMEONE SAY BAR? Where?!
Hyper Knux is looking right at the bar.
Hyper Knux: Where?! I don't see it!
Super Knux: Let's just go in there...
Nuku sees a sign that says "Free soda or juice for every two beers!"
Nuku: Yeah! Let's go!
They stop in front of the bar, they all get out and walk in.
HyperSonicChao is sitting at a stool while ChaoThing is whistling.
HyperSonicChao: Hey, gang!
ChaoThing: Hiya!
Chao_Killer: You! The chao that still won't die! How come you never die and stay dead?
HyperSonicChao just shrugs.
Chao_Killer pulls out a grenade and blows HyperSonicChao to kingdom come.
Chao_Killer: That'll teach ya!
ChaoThing: Oh my god! You killed HyperSonicChao!
Super Knux: Big whoop.
They all sit down in the seats and Hyper Knux pounds on the counter.
ChaoThing: I'm comin'!
ChaoThing gives a gallon of beer to Hyper Knux, and he just tips it over his mouth and chugs it.
There is a girly scream outside.
Zin: What was that?
ChaoThing: Sounded like a girl.
Hyper Knux stops for a second.
Hyper Knux: Nah, that was a truck backfiring.
Hyper Knux goes back to his chugging.
Nuku: Whatever.
Chao_Killer: I'll go check.
Chao_Killer walks outside and sees an exact copy of him except with black eyes.
Evil CK: So...you wanna go to mah place, hmm?
Girl: NO WAY! You sick bastard!!
Smack!
Evil CK: So, you wanna play that way, huh? I think you're a fucker!
Girl: So are you!
Evil CK strangles her and kills her.
Chao_Killer: HEY YOU! Murderer!
HyperSonicChao stands behind good CK.
HyperSonicChao: Well, look at YOU!
Chao_Killer kicks HyperSonicChao like a soccer ball into Evil CK.
Evil CK squishes HyperSonicChao in his hands like a tomato and shakes the blood off.
Chao_Killer: Why do you look like me?
Evil CK: Because I do.
Chao_Killer: That's it! It's go time!
Evil CK: Bring it on!
The Chao_Killers lunge at each other. The good Chao_Killer lands perfectly and the Evil CK falls to his knees.
Chao_Killer: Hah! Never mess with me!
The rest of the gang and ChaoThing come out of the bar.
Nuku: Hey, what's going on out here?
They all see Evil CK get up and run off.
Super Knux: I wonder where he's going?
Hyper Knux: Where, some maybe place he people kill...
Hyper Knux passes out.
Zin: I wonder what Hyper Knux just said?
Neon: Let's split up gang.
Super Knux: It's drunk language for "Some place where he maybe kill people."
Zin: Oh.
Chao_Killer walks up to them.
Chao_Killer: What a coward!
HyperSonicChao: You said it!
Chao_Killer: HEY! Can't you ever stay dead?
HyperSonicChao: I dunno.
Chao_Killer: I'll teach you to live!
Chao_Killer pulls out his patented beam cannon.
Chao_Killer: DIE!
Chao_Killer blasts HyperSonicChao into particles.
Nuku: Can we give it a rest already?
Neon: Let's split up gang.
Zin: To the batmobile! ...I mean the van.
They all get in and since they're all part drunk Nuku drives with a soda in the cup holder. They start to drive into the city.
Nuku: How can you guys stand beer? It smells so bad!!
Super Knux just shrugs.
Chao_Killer: We just do!
Hyper Knux burps a big one.
Nuku: EWW!
Zin: Sick dude!
They all cover their noses except Hyper Knux.
Hyper Knux: Hey, it's not that bad!
Nuku starts to drive faster. The van has a popped tire now.
Neon: Why did the van stop?
Hyper Knux: Maybe the gas ran out.
Zin: You dumb ass this thing never runs out of gas!
Nuku: I heard the tire pop.
Super Knux: That's another one of our fastest mysteries solved yet!
Chao_Killer: Do we have a spare?
Nuku: Yeah, for all the air in your guys' heads should do enough.
Nuku snickers.
Chao_Killer: That's not funny!
Hyper Knux: Where am I?
Super Knux: e_e we just need some air.
Neon: Let's split up gang.
HyperSonicChao looks at Neon in the passenger seat from outside. He also has a tire he's rolling with him.
HyperSonicChao: Hey, gang, I have a spare tire for ya! Want it?
Chao_Killer: I don't want anything from prey!
Nuku: Sure, we'll take it!
Nuku goes outside to help HyperSonicChao put the new tire in. Evil CK is running past and stops at their van.
Evil CK: So, have a flat tire huh? You guys are so UNLUCKY! And stupid! YOU'RE ALL DUMBASSES!!
Zin looks out the window.
Zin: ARE NOT!
Chao_Killer: I'm gonna kill you!
Evil CK runs off.
Evil CK: Come catch me!
Chao_Killer follows.
Chao_Killer: Yeah, I will!
The spare tire tips over and crushes HyperSonicChao into flatness and blood seeps through the bottom of the tire.
Nuku: Eww!
CK chases the evil CK into the forest, leaving the rest of the gang behind.
Hyper Knux: $10 on the faker to win.
Nuku: What? How can you root for that faker?
SuperKnux: There's only one explanation here - he's drunk.
Hyper Knux: Not I'm no! *hic*
Zin: OK, you're on. I need $10 anyway.
The gang chases after the two killers into the forest.
Chao_Killer: I found you! Faker!
Evil CK: Faker? I think u r the fak hedgehog around her.
Chao_Killer: Great. Not only does he mimic SA2, he can't spell either.
The gang burst into the forest.
Neon: Cool! We didn't miss anything!
Evil CK: Oh look, it's Neon! Give us a kiss!
Nuku: Ewwww...
Evil CK tries to jump on Neon, but Neon kicks him hard in the balls.
Evil CK: WAAAAAAAHHH!
Neon: Defile me? I'm GOD here you insolent mortal!
Zin: Go Neon!
Chao_Killer: Hey, hey, hey! Leave some for me!
Killer lunges onto Evil CK and beats him up Jackie Chan style.
Zin: I want a piece of him too!
SuperKnux: Yeah!
Nuku: Ah what the heck. Me too!
Begin huge fight scene with Evil CK being pummeled into the ground by the gang. From out of nowhere HyperSonicChao appears.
HyperSonicChao: Hi guys. What'd I miss?
Both CKs: A CHAO!
The evil CK lunges at HyperSonicChao, yet at the same time, Chao_Killer whips out his beam gun (patent pending) from out of nowhere and blows the Evil CK's head off.
All (cheering): Go Killer Go Killer!
Zin: $10 please Knux.
Hyper Knux: Ha ha! The jokes on you! I have no money!
Zin: THAT'S IT! TICKLE ATTACK!
Zin lunges on Hyper Knux and tickles him until he passes out. Meanwhile...
HyperSonicChao: Wow! Killer, for once in your life you saved me!
Chao_Killer: Don't get too happy.
Killer blows HyperSonicChao's head off.
Neon: Oh my god! You killed HyperSonicChao!
Nuku: So what? It happens all the time.