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Once upon a time in a bar some where. The Bar of Heaven to be exact, we find the gang of Coap drinking beers and stuff. So lets get started...
Hyper: Give I another beer...
Mecha: I just did.
Hyper: Give I another...
Mecha: No.
Hyper: Another...
Mecha: NO!
Neon: Shut up Hyper.
Nuku: When are we leaving?
Super: When and if the van ever gets fixed.
Nuku: So were stuck here?
CK: For awhile I guess.
Zin: You know during a time like this we should flashback to our past adventures.
Mystic: That's a good idea.
Iza: Sure is it can help to pass the time.
CK: Ya man cool idea.
Chao Thing: Hey remember that time we were at the Bar of Heaven and we had a bunch of flashbacks?
Neon: Dude we didn't do that yet.
Nuku: Ya we were about too.
Super: Hey you remember that time the giant magnet was trying to pull away Nuku?
*Flashback*
(Suddenly Nuku goes flying backwards though the air.0
Nuku: Aiieeeeee!! Helllppp!
(Zin and Killer make a grab for her, but can only get a hold of her skirt and shirt, which rip off.)
CK: Zoinks! She's naked!
Zin: Jinkies!
Super: Where's my camera?
*End Flashback*
Neon: Oh ya I remember that. We got to see Nuku naked.
Nuku: Shut up! Why did you have to bring that up?
Super: The thought just sticks in my mind.
Iza: Well what about the time Cal Kidnapped Nuku and tried to marry her?
*Flashback*
Nuku: What to you want with me?
Cal: I want to marry you.
Nuku: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Never!
*End Flashback*
CK: Which time? Cal tried that like 5 times...this week.
Nuku: Can we have flashbacks about someone else?
Zin: Why I thought you wanted to be more involved in these stories?
Nuku: Just shut up.
Chao Thing: You remember that time we had flashbacks about Nuku?
Mystic: Yes we just did that.
Neon: Yo Mecha another beer.
Mecha: Here ya go. (Gives him beer)
Hyper: Hmm...beer. Hey give me another.
Mecha: Fine. (gives him beer)
Hyper: Cool. Hey youse guys remember that time Dante and Randle got transferred from the Quick Stop to that convenience store in the UK?
*Flashback*
(Zooms to show a convenience store and a big sign that reads: Ye olde Quicke Stoppe.)
Dante: Man its great working here in Merry Old England.
(Man walks in)
The Man: Pack of Fags.
Randle: You're a fag.
The Man: It's a cigarette, mate.
Randle: I'm not your mate!
(Randle jumps the counter and tackles the man.)
Dante: "Sigh"
*End Flashback*
Super: He he I remember that.
Zin: I don't.
Mystic: Me neither.
CK: What about the time Hyper took us to see the premiere of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back?
*Flashback*
(Shows the Coap gang walking out of the movies)
Hyper: Wow! Who would have ever guest that Darth Vader was Luke's farther?
(A bunch of people who are waiting in line start to yell at Hyper.)
Angry People: Oh thanks for ruining the ending! Ya asshole!
*End Flashback*
Chao Thing: That was a great movie.
Nuku: Wait a minute that never happen.
Iza: Ya we weren't even alive when that came out.
Mystic: What about the time I first met you guys?
*Flashback*
(We find a wildcat trying to annoy a group of campers, but can't seem to do so.)
Mystic: Snickerdoodles!!!
*End flashback*
Zin: I remember that.
Mystic: Ya you better.
Neon: Another round of beers Mecha.
Mecha: Coming right up. (starts passing out beers)
Hyper: Hey youse guys remember that time I won the big dance contest with Joanie Cunningham?
Zin: That wasn't you. That was Fonzie on an episode of Happy Days.
Hyper: Oh yeah. Boy, Happy Day had a lot of great moments.
Hyper: Do you remember one where the Fonz jumped over all those trashcans outside of Arnolds?
*Flashback*
Fonz: Hey! (Does the thumps up thing)
(The Fonz revs up his Motor Cycle and Jumps the trash cans, then skids out of control, and crashes into a food stand.)
*End Flashback*
Hyper: What about the time the Fonz jumped over the shark? Wow!
*Flashback*
Fonz: Hey! (Does the thumbs up thing)
(Jumps over the shark while on water skies. Then comes up onto the shore.)
Fonz: Hey! (Does the thumbs up thing)
*End Flashback*
Hyper: Or the time when Richie was on the dude ranch and Joanie fell asleep on the wagon...
Nuku: Ok! Enough with Happy Days.
Super: It was a good show.
Chao Thing: It sure was.
Neon: Hey do you remember that giant battle in the back of that warehouse we had against Mecha Knuckles, Mecha Shadow, and there army of Mecha Chao?
*Flashback*
(Hyper is found fighting Mecha Knuckles and Zin's taking on Mecha Shadow. The rest of the gangs taking on the Mecha Chao. Then Super goes to help Hyper and Mecha JSG goes to help Zin. The battle ends and Coap are left standing on a heap of metal.)
*End Flashback*
Hyper: Oh ya I kicked ass!
Zin: So did I.
Mecha: I rember that. It was a great battle.
Iza: Is the van fixed yet?
Mystic: Ya is it? I wana go.
Neon: Soon...
Chao Thing: Your answer sucks.
Neon: Shut up.
CK: How about the time I killed HyperSonicChao?
*Flashback*
HSC: Hey CK what's up?
CK: You again? Why won't you stay dead?
(CK pulls out a BFG (Big Frickin Gun) and blasts HSC's head off.)
Ck: Ya take that.
*End Flashback*
Iza: Poor poor HSC.
HSC: I'm not dead.
CK: Not yet your not! (Pulls out a flame thrower and burns HSC to a crisp.)
Nuku: Didn't see that coming.
Ck: Who likes their Chao well done?
Chao Thing: Oh I do!
Ck: He's all yours.
Chao Thing: Sweet!
Zin: Hey remember the time I kicked Shadow's ass?
Mystic: Um ya you did that before we got to the bar.
Zin: Oh ya. Boy, that was fun.
Mecha: Hey you guys your van is fixed.
Iza: Good.
Nuku: Now we can get away from all this beer.
Hyper: Now why would we wana do that?
Super: Lets just go.
Neon: Come on gang to the Bat Mobil..er..I mean the SoaH Machine.
Chao Thing: Oh what and original line.
Neon: Shut up.
Nuku: You coming with us Mecha?
Mecha: Yup. I`ll leave my Chao to watch the bar.
CK: CHAO!
Iza: No CK you can't kill them.
CK: Damn.
Zin: Come on!
(They all get into the Van and drive of to there next stupid adventure.)