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The story begins with Super and Hyper watching the “Cheap N Cheesy” porn channel, which they hacked with the help of a metal spatula strategically, placed in the satellite dish.
Hyper: Good plan Super! Now we can get free porn!
Super: Yeah, but this channel is possibly the worst one out there! I mean, they use the same actors and storyline each time, only with different names! I’m beginning to think it’s the same room as well, only they move the furniture around!
Hyper: Yeah, but, it’s porn!
Mystic enters the room.
Mystic: Hey guys, what’s… Ugh! Porn!
Hyper: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
Mystic: You know, if you guys wanted porn, you could have asked me to strip for you.
Hyper and Super together: REALLY?!
Mystic: Naw! Did I annoy you!?
Super: No, you just crushed our spirits. *Twiddles his thumbs*
Hyper: Yeah, well, I know what I’m having. A beer! *Grabs beer, but looks around* Dude… Where are the nachos?
Super: Huh?
Hyper: Dude, you can’t drink beer without nachos!
Super: You have a point, I’ll go see.
Super walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge. It’s empty. In a blind panic, he opens all the cupboards. Those are empty too.
Super: *Screams*
The gang all rush in.
Zin: What’s up? No food?
Super: Worse! No food!
In one last desperate effort, he opens the last cupboard. Inside is Solor, who is eating the last of the nachos.
Super: You!
Solor: Aiee! Busted by the Dumb-Dumb!
Super: You little swine! Gimmie those nachos!
Super dives at Solor, who disappears and Super flies into the cupboard, and the door closes behind him.
Super: *Muffled* Help!
Zin opens the cupboard and Super is sat hunched up in a corner.
Super: I see the light! It burns!
Hyper: But… Where are my nachos? I can’t drink beer without nachos! *Grabs Zin* Beer! Nachos! *Cries*
Neon: Whoa! Calm down! We’ll go shopping!
The gang step outside to get the van, but it’s being stolen!
Solor: *From the window of the van* So long suckers!
Zin: Ooohhh!!! He’s going to get it next time we meet! *Cracks Knuckles*
Hyper: The vans leaving without us!
Neon: *Sigh* Let’s get walking then…
Insert Cheesy Time Whiz Animation With Cheesy Sound Effect Here.
Hyper: Wow! That was fast.
Neon: Seemed like only a couple of seconds…¦ Oh! We’re here!
Hyper: Nachos! *Runs inside. The rest follow*
As Hyper runs inside, he stops and gawks at the giant stereo he sees on display. The gang walk past him.
Hyper: *Reading label* SoundMaster Extreme 3000. Speakers so big they blow women’s clothes off… Hey cool! *Looks around and see Mystic* Heh heh heh.
Hyper turns the stereo on and aims the speakers at Mystic. Just as the song is about to start, Mystic sees a pair of shoes she likes, and runs off to see them. Super is about to follow, but he walks right in front of the speakers as the song starts. Supers hat, shades and pants fly off.
Super: What the hell!? Ahhhh!
Hyper: *Covering eyes* For God’s sake man! Put some pants on!
Super: *Blushes and pulls his pants back on*
Zin: *Comes out from behind the shell with a disposable camera, and whispers to himself* Heh heh heh, I’m sending this to PlayGirl! *hides camera and runs to meet Neon, who is at the counter with the food*
Checkout girl: Ok. *Finishes scanning items* That’ll be $30 please.
Neon: Are you sure you don’t wanna give it me for free? You are pretty hot you know.
Checkout girl: Really?
Neon: Really. *Winks*
Checkout girl: Well, that’s just what my boyfriend over there says all the time. *Points to Security Guard, who is cracking his knuckles*
Neon: Ahhh! *Looks worried* Ok, Illjustgetmywallet! *Fumbles around*
Mystic: What’s up Neon?
Neon: I have no money!
Everyone falls, anime style.
Neon: Wait! I’ll get some!
Neon runs outside, and tried to find a hobo to rob, when he sees a big wad of cash just lying on the road.
Neon: Perfect!
Neon runs for the money, but the money jumps away.
Neon: What the hell?
Neon keeps jumping for the money, but he can’t grab it. Further along the road, Cal is seen with some fishing wire. He gets in his limo and holds the wire out the window.
Cal: Drive, Henchman number 1!
Cal drives away, with the money. Neon gives up chasing.
Neon: Ugghh! *Walks back in the shop.* Sorry guys. Let’s put it all back.
The gang all go to put all the food back. Hyper is stood looking at a new beer company poster.
Hyper: Dude! Super! Look!
Super: What is it?
Hyper: T&A Beer!
The poster shows two fat slobs on a couch, while loads of women in bikinis are crowding around them.
Hyper: Dude… We need that beer!
Super: Uh huh… But Neon has no money! How do we get it?
Hyper: Easy! We take a can, making no scene whatsoever, and put it under your hat. Then we walk out the store, drink the beer, and we get loads of chicks!
Super: Sounds like a plan.
Hyper: It is. I’ll get the beer, you lift your hat.
Hyper reaches down, not looking which can he grabs. He takes the bottom can of the display, and the whole lot falls down.
Hyper: RUN!
Hyper and Super run like hell, while the rest of the gang realize what’s going on and run ahead of them. They make it out of the supermarket, and see the van parked there.
Neon: What great timing!
Everyone gets in the van, and Zin drags Hyper in the back, causing him to drop the beer outside.
Hyper: The beer!
Outside, a fat hobo is seen walking past, and he picks up the beer and drinks it. Out of nowhere, loads of hot chicks in bikinis surround him and start hugging him. Hyper is staring out the back window, howling.
Neon: Knock it off! You’re giving me a headache!
Mystic: So what now? We still have no food!
Neon: Don’t worry! I have a plan!
Cut to scene outside Cal’s HQ. The gang is outside cheering for Neon. Neon appears out of the backdoor, with a little red wagon full of food. He quickly runs for the gates, slips the wagon through and climbs over.
Neon: Let’s eat!
Everyone: Yay!
Hyper: Nachos! Finally!
Cut to Cal’s bedroom. Cal is tossing and turning in his sleep.
Cal: Ughh… Uhhh… *Wakes up* Uhh… I need food…
Cal goes downstairs and opens the fridge. It’s empty.
Cal: Wha?! It must have been the henchmen that ate it all. Well, I’ll go check the Food Vault. No one can get in there except me. Heehee.
Cal puts in the secret password, and opens the vault door. Inside, Solor is finishing off the last of the food.
Solor: Eeps! Busted again! Ninja Disappear! *Vanishes*
Cal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!