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Our heroes, Nuku, Zin, Hyper Knux, Super Knux, Chao Killer, and Neon Chaos walk up the gates of the chocolate factory at night (yes, it's still freaking nighttime).
NUKU: Oh, no. They're closed.
CHAO KILLER: No, they're not.
Chao Killer whips out his bazooka and blasts open the gate.
ZIN: Race you guys there!
Nuku races pass them in a blur to front door.
SUPER KNUX: Man, she acts the same way about chocolate the same way we act about beer.
HYPER KNUX: There's beer inside?
Hyper Knux races pass everyone in a blur. The rest of the gang enters the building.
NEON: It's Godzilla!
ZIN: Holy crap. He's right!
The gang stares at a massive chocolate bar shaped liked Godzilla. Everyone except Hyper Knux goes after the bar and eats it. Hyper Knux wonders off searching for something better.
VOICE: Stop right there!
The gang stops eating the chocolate bar and faces the Harlem Globe Trotters.
NEON: Run from pigs!
TROTTER #1: We're not the cops.
CHAO KILLER (pulling out his beam gun): How did you find out about us?
TROTTER #1: We heard on the radio that someone broke into this factory.
ZID: Did they interrupt an Offspring song?
TROTTER #2: Actually, it was a Britney Spears song.
SUPER KNUX: We need to start listening to that station.
HYPER KNUX (walking up to the gang, drunk): Home, I'm honey. (Hic) You guys gotta try out the new chocolate beer.
TROTTER #3: Are you drunk?
HYPER KNUX: Are you talking trash about my master emerald?
TROTTER #2: He's drunk.
HYPER KNUX: Who are you calling a wrench?
TROTTER #4: Let's unmask these creeps and turn them in.
NUKU: It's time to start the chase music!
Neon pulls out a huge stereo system from nowhere. Walla Walla by the Offspring is playing as the gang runs away from the Harlem Globe Trotters. Trotter #1 chases after Nuku, but she turns sharply and Trotter #1 falls in giant mixer. Trotter #2 chases after Chao Killer until he remembers that he has beam guns and chases after Trotter #2 and blows him up. Trotter #3 is following Neon until he slips on a banana peal and slides into the mixer with Trotter #1. Trotter #4 tries to catch Hyper Knux, but he keeps spinning around and getting out of reach. Then he pukes on the trotter and escapes.
NEON (turning off the music): Man, that took awhile.
ZIN: I think we should go now.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this escape to announce the winners between the Globe Trotters and the SoaH gang.
SUPER KNUX: I thought you turned that off, Neon.
NEON: Someone call and old priest and a young priest! It's possessed by the devil!
The gang runs away from the stereo and back to the van.