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It was just another day at the CoaP Warehouse. The gang were all down stairs except for Hyper watching TV.
Zin: So where the heck is Hyper?
Nuku: No clue Zin.
Super: Maybe he had another late night with Julie-Su?
Neon: Yeah I bet.
Mystic: Wouldn’t surprise me.
Just then Hyper came walking down the stairs.
Neon: Hey there dude. You have a busy night?
Hyper: Yeah I did.
Super: Haha I knew it?
Hyper: Knew what?
Super: That you slept with Julie-Su again.
Hyper: We didn’t sleep together.
Super: Oh…
Hyper: Nope. We were up all night!
Nuku: Eww?
Mystic: So that’s what those sounds were last night.
Hyper: Yeah! Anyway I’m gonna be heading out guys.
Zin: Where you going?
Hyper: To accomplish one of my life long dreams!
Mystic: Oh boy.
Neon: Which one?
Hyper: It’s a secret! Just keep watching TV and I’m sure you’ll see.
Nuku: Ok Hyper.
Hyper: Well later guys!
Hyper leaves the warehouse and the gang all watch TV. Until several hours later.
Zin: So what do you suppose this dream of his is?
Nuku: I’m not sure if I want to know.
Mystic: Yeah things went to pretty with his last life long dream. You guys remember?
Neon: Yes but let’s not go into that. x.X
As there talking a news report comes on the TV.
Super: What the!?
News Reporter: This is a late breaking news story! Early today the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile was hijacked and is now leading police on the largest police chase in history!
Zin: Holy shit!
Super: Hahahaa! That’s fucking funny as hell!
Neon: Yeah man! Finally some good news!
Nuku: What kind of idiot would…
News Reporter: Eyewitnesses have identified the hijacker as a male echidna. Pink in color with a glow. The odd looking echidna was last spotted driving the wiener mobile right through the secrete hidden super easy to find base of Cal. His base as well as the rest of the city has received heavy damage.
Super: LMAO! Its Hyper!
Mystic: Well I guess we know which life long dream he wanted to do.
Nuku: I have nothing to say…
News Reporter: By this time authorities have estimated that the big Wiener will soon run out of fuel. We now watch on in horror as this lunatic continues to wreck havoc.
The TV shows the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile flying through people’s yards and crashing into parked cars. Finally it seems to be coming to a stop and it makes a quick left turn over turning in the road causing all the police cars to smash into it.
Neon: This is wicked!
Zin: Damn right! Hyper just caused a huge pile up!
News Reporter: Well the nut has just crashed the Wiener! He now has no where to run! Police can now be seen opening the driver’s door.
Super: Hyper is so busted.
News Reporter: There seems to be some confusion… From what I have been told they can’t find the hijacker. This is indeed a bizarre incident. We’ll have more details later hopefully. For now we take a break.
Nuku: Where did he go?
Hyper appears right in front of them all.
Everyone: Ahhhh!!!!
Hyper: Ahhhhhhh!!!!
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
Hyper: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Mystic: Where the heck did you come from?
Hyper: Instant transmission!
Mystic: Oh yeah…
Hyper: Wooo did I have fun!
Nuku: Yes we saw it on TV.
Hyper: Hahaaha! Did they show what I did to Cal’s base?
Zin: Sure did dude!
Neon: Yeah!
Hyper: Well another life long dream has been completed. I’m off to bed.
Hyper walks off and heads up to his bed for a long nights “rest”.