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Our story takes place in the SoaH Machine. We find the gang driving along side a desert road.
JSG: So what adventure are we going to go on today?
Ego God: Not sure yet. As the author types my lines he is still thinking of a plot.
Zin: Wow really?
Ego God: He sure is fucker.
Zin: What did you call me?!?!?
Ego God: Sorry the author typed that.
Zin: Whatever...
Mystic: How about we have a story when I annoy you all?
Super: How about we don’t and say that we did.
Mystic: Pfft...
Hyper: How about we have a flashback until we come across another mystery?
JSG: Flashback about what?
Hyper: Remember back when I worked at that amusement park?
Flash Back to when Hyper worked at an amusement park.
Hyper is heading on break when he sees two fat guys with no shirts.
Hyper: Hey you two need to be wearing shirts here.
Fat Man 1: Why?
Hyper: It’s for safety.
Fat Man 2: How the hell is it for safety?
Hyper: It’s for the safety of the other park guests so they don’t go blind looking at your fat beer filled guts! Now put on a damn shirt before you scare the children!
Fat Men: Why you little!
Hyper: Gotta run!
Cut scene showing Hyper jogging up a hill as the fat men are about 50 feet behind him sweating, panting and gasping for air.
Fat Men: Get back here!
Hyper: Man there slow.
End Flashback.
Zin: I don’t remember that.
JSG: It probably never happen.
Hyper: It’s true man! Then there’s what happen when I came back from my break too.
Flash Back to when Hyper worked at an amusement park.
Hyper is heading back from break passing the restrooms while a guest stops him.
Guest: Do you work here?
Hyper: *Thinking to himself* No I just ware this damn park uniform and fucking hat that says staff on it because I fucking feel like it! Ya I work here. Unfortunately.
Guest: Where is the closest bathroom?
Hyper: *To himself* For fucks sake! The bathroom is right behind me! It’s right there man.
Hyper turns and points to the bathroom behind him.
Guest: Ah thank you sir.
Hyper: No prob. Idiot...
End Flash Back
Mystic: Are the people there really that dumb?
Hyper: They sure are. We were trained that when the guest enters the park their IQ drops.
Zin: Interesting.
Radio Announcer: We interrupt Adema-Unstable to bring you this news bulletin. The following Sonic characters have disappeared. Mini the Mongoose, Bunnie the Rabbit, Sally Acorn, and Julie-Su.
Hyper: Nooo not Julie-Su!
Radio Announcer: The only thing these characters really have in common is that there all from Archie.
Mystic: Maybe it’s a good thing because Archie comics suck.
Hyper: Silence you!!! We must save Julie-Su!!!
Zin: What about the others?
Hyper: Fuck them!
Super: I call Mina.
JSG: I don’t think he ment it that way Super.
Super: Whatever...
Ego God: Well anyway it looks like we have a mystery to solve.
Mystic: I still feel it’s a mystery that should be left unsolved.
Zin: Nah we better take this plot while we have the chance. This story is already starting to get kinda long.
JSG: He’s right but we have no clue where the Archie characters could be.
Solorfrog appears on JSG’s head.
Solor: You dumb dumbs! Don't you see? The Archie characters were kidnapped! By Cal!
JSG: No one asked you bitch!
JSG tries to grab Solor but he jumps to the ground and starts to run around.
JSG: Get back here!
JSG dives for him but crashes to the floor as Solor vanishes.
JSG: Damn you Solor! Some day I’ll get you! Some day!
Super: Anyway I knew Cal was behind it all.
Mystic: Then what is his plan?
Super: Um...
Hyper: I had this dream last night where Cal was the Joker and he kidnapped Julie-Su to power his new weapon.
Zin: Dude that’s something that can only happen in dreams. Not in real life.
Hyper: Ya.. hey you were the one who woke me up just as I was about to score with Julie-Su! I’ll kill you!
Zin: Shit I hoped you had forgotten.
Hyper: Hyper never forgets! Now where are we going again?
Mystic: To save the stupid Archie characters from Cal.
Hyper: Oh ya. Lets get going!
Ego God: Were here.
Super: You sure?
Ego God looks out the window and sees a large set of neon lights that say "Cal’s secrete hidden base" and has an arrow pointing to a large metal structure like building thing.
Ego God: Not entirely but it looks like a good place to start our search for Cal.
JSG: Let’s get going.
They start walking up to the building.
Ego God: Watch out for booby traps.
Super: Huh huh booby.
They arrive at the building.
Ego God: Now to find a way in.
Zin: How about the opening that says entrance?
Ego God: Nah I bet that’s a trap. We should enter though the ventilation shafts.
Super: Huh huh shafts.
Zin: Fine lets do this the hard way.
Super: Huh huh hard.
They climb through the shaft and enter the base. They come out on a catwalk near the ceiling, which is over looking Cal and a large gun with many flashing lights.
Mysic: Hey there’s Bi-Cal!
JSG: Shhh you need to be quite.
Ego God: What’s that down there bye Cal?
Down below Cal speaks of his plan.
Cal: Hahahaha! Now that I have captured enough Archie characters I shall use them to power my new Archie Powered Laser Gun! HAHAHAAAA!!!
Hyper: See I told you!
Zin: Shut up.
Super: Man what are we going to do?
Ego God: We will silently sneak up on him and jump him.
Mystic: Good plan. Then while he’s down I’ll annoy him and you guys can save the stupid Archie characters.
Zin: They’re not all stupid...
Cal is now seen telling Julie-Su something.
Cal: All I have to do is add you Julie-Su to the gun and it will be at full power!
Hyper: Nooooo!!!!!
JSG: Dude shut up you’ll blow our cover!
Super: Huh huh blow.
Cal: What?!?!
Cal looks up.
Cal: It’s CoaP! Well you’re too late!
Hyper: It’s never to late!
Hyper jumps down infront of Cal.
Hyper: Gladiator!!!! Attack!!!!
Cal: Get out of my...
Hyper kicks Cal in the balls.
Cal: W..a..y...
Cal falls to the ground.
Hyper: Justice has been served!
Solorfrog appears.
Solor: Best line ever!
Solorfrog disappears.
Zin: I’ll be damned Hyper stopped Cal all on his own.
Super: The man is a hero.
The rest of the CoaP gang jumps down to where Hyper is.
Ego God: Nice work Hyper.
Hyper: Whatever.
Hyper unties Julie-Su and the rest of CoaP frees the other Archie characters.
Julie-Su: You’re my hero!
Julie-Su hugs Hyper.
Hyper: ;^____^;
JSG: Well our job is done and the mystery has been solved. Lets head home.
Mystic: Wait where did Hyper go?
Super: I saw Hyper and Julie-Su head off to that closet.
They all hear loud noises coming from the closet.
Zin: I guess Hyper’s dreams can come true after all.
Super: Damn it why couldn’t it be me in there!
Ego God: Right.. let’s get going. I’m sure Hyper can find his way back on his own.