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Neon Chaos, Zin, Hyper Knux, Super Knux, and Chao_Killer, are inside a bar playing pool. Nuku walks inside the bar and over to the pool tables after being on her little trip.
NUKU:
Hey, guys. I noticed something. All of these bars popping up in the desert isn't right.
ZIN:
Maybe we're visiting the same bar over and over again.
SUPER KNUX:
Hey, how come we haven't run into that bar with all those hot chicks from that movie?
Smoke and lighting effects above the pool table.
THE DEVIL:
I am the Devil! Fear me!
CHAO_KILLER:
Hey, the devil is a babe!
THE DEVIL:
I am going to steal all your bear!
NUKU:
I thought the Devil wanted people to drink.
NEON:
I am the Moose God!
Drunk, Hyper Knux walks up the Devil.
HYPER KNUX:
Mummy!
THE DEVIL:
I am not your mummy.
NEON:
Let's split up gang.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt this bar fight to bring you this special bulletin.
ZIN:
We're not in a fight.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
You better not pout, you better not cry, because the Devil is coming to town.
THE DEVIL:
But I am here you freakin' idiot!
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
In other news, I am not a freakin' idiot. You are.
THE DEVIL:
No, you are.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
No, you are.
NUKU (while the Devil and the Announcer argue):
Sigh. Let's go some place else.
The gang walks out of the while the Devil and the Announcer keep arguing.
ZIN:
Jinkies! The van is fixed.
NEON:
Let's split up.
SUPER KNUX:
Take this beer and hush.
The gang gets into the car. Nuku drives. Rob Zombie's Feel So Numb is playing on the radio. The Radio Announcer interrupts.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt this song to let you know that I am not an idiot. Also, in the scripts of the SoaH Adventures Show, Zin's name was spelled two different ways, but that's fixed now.
HYPER KNUX:
Jinkies!
ZIN:
That's my line.
NEON:
Whose line is it anyway?
NUKU:
Leave it to Beaver.
SUPER KNUX:
Let's go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
NUKU:
YAY! Let's go!
The van drives off into the night.
CHAO_KILLER:
Wait a second. We still haven't figured out why the van is fixed.
NEON:
My dog ate it.
SUPER KNUX:
That makes no sense.
CHAO_KILLER:
Did I ever tell you about that time when Wonderwomen thought I ate her pizza?
HYPER KNUX:
It seems familiar.
SUPER KNUX:
It was positively segue-delic!
NEON:
I want a mini-me.
CHAO_KILLER:
When is this going to end?
The Director, Stephen King, is in the van.
THE DIRECTOR:
Never!
HYPER KNUX:
Since when are you a director? I thought you wrote books.
CHAO_KILLER:
What's a book?
NEON:
Something without pictures and big words.
CHAO KILLER:
I see. Have you seen a black car driving around here on the day it snowed?
THE DIRECTOR:
No.
CHAO KILLER:
I see.
Silence for a moment.
CHAO_KILLER:
Are you my father?
THE DIRECTOR:
Your father was a Chao.
CHAO KILLER:
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Chao Killer pulls out a flame-thrower and burns the Director's pants. The director falls out of the van though the back door. Devil Chao from the desert come to the director and eat him. Chao Killer pulls out his bazooka and kills the Chao.
NEON:
Now, it's the end.