CoaP - Idiots Unite!
By: Supafly
Neon is seen under the van, fixing it
Neon: Just a little more and...vuala! *rolls out from under, covered in oil* The van is back! Now to pick up the peeps so we can go on mystery's again!
Neon drives around the city, and he gets to Hyper Knux's house. Neon gets out of the van, and rings Hyper's doorbell
Hyper: *with an axe, slams it on the ground* I HAD IT UP TO HERE!!! WITH THE LIKES OF YOU PEOPLE!!!!.....oh hey Neon! Whats up! Sorry man, I thought it was the feds.
Neon: O_o *blinks* Hey, want to go pick up the rest of the peeps?
Hyper: Didnt ya hear?
Neon: Hear what?
Hyper: Nuku aint here no more. Neither is CK.
Neon: Damn...what happened to them?
Hyper: Nuku moved out, and CK is up in the big Chao lot in the sky.
Neon: He died??!!! O_O
Hyper: No! .. He Went to the mountains where there is lots of Wild Chao to hunt.
Neon: Ohhhh. Well damn, whos left?
Hyper: hmmm....
Suddenly Mystic is in the van with Hyper, Neon is driving in the desert
Mystic: Oh my god! Oh my god! This is so...COOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! THIS WILL BE...just like THE OLD TIMES!!!! SNICKERDOODLES!!!
Neon: So we are off to pick up SuperKnux, right?
Hyper: Yup!
Mystic: *gets in front of Neon* HI!
Neon: Agh! I cant see! What are you doing?!!
Mystic: Does this Annoy you?
Neon: I cant see the road, get out of the way!!
Mystic: Why? Does it Annoy you?
The Van falls off a cliff, you hear Neon and Hyper screaming
Hyper: WERE GONNA DIE!!!
Neon: HANG ON!!!
They continue yelling. Meanwhile, Super is seen roasting a steak at the bottom of the cliff. The Van crashes to the ground
Super: O_O *looks back and sees the van* What the...
Mystic: *gets out* That Was Fuuuun!!! Lets do it again!
Neon: *gets out along with Hyper* Ow...my head...
Hyper: I need a beer...
Super: Thanks for dropping by O_o;;
Hyper: Your welcome ^_^
After drinking a few beers and blah blah blah...Super, Hyper, Neon and Mystic continue their quest to find the other peeps, they set out once again, and come across Beer R' Us
Mecha: *inside the bar, with head on the counter...drooling* So..bored...
Zin: Hey i didnt know robots could drool. *sips beer*
Mecha: I'm a special robot.
Zin: *hears a van pull over* ...that strangly sounds familiar
Mecha: Could it be?
Hyper Knux kicks the door open
Hyper: BEEEEEERRR!!!! *runs to the tap and starts to drink from there*
Mecha: Hey Hey HEY! What did i tell you from drinking there?
Hyper: Up Yours Mechy!!! *continues to drink*
Mecha: ...
Zin: Neon, Hyper, Super, Mystic! Long time no see!
Neon: Hey Zin. you know what? I was thinking, why dont we all go out on mysteries like in the ol days.
Zin: Sounds good, but without nuku, there isnt a designated driver for us drunk guys.
Mecha: I'm a frikkin robot I cant get drunk.
Hyper: But we have to buy batteries for you.
Mecha: I DONT USE BATTERIES >_<
Zin: Hmmm, and what if a horde of chao come at us and starts attacking?
Neon: *shoots random chao* Better?
Zin: ..yeah, ok. well, I'm in!
Neon: Yus!
Mystic: WE ARE THE IDIOTS!!! YAY!! WERE BACK IN BUSINESS! SNICKERDOODLES!!!
Mecha: Do we have to bring her along?
Mystic: Why? Do I ANNOY you?
Mecha: on second thought, i think Mystic should come!
Mystic: Smart ass ¬.¬
Neon: Alright! lets go solve some Mysteries!
Super: um..excuse me.
Neon: yes?
Super: Am I even gonna have lines in this story?
Neon: Your speaking right now
Super: ...Smart ass ¬.¬
Out of nowhere Cal drops in
Cal: Mwhahahahaha! I am here to take over Urth!!!
Neon: You should've done this earlier...
Cal: Why is that?
Hyper: The End Is Near! *hic* *passes out*
Neon: And besides, you cant do this now.
Cal: oh yeah? well who's gonna stop me?
THE END
Cal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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