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Nuku, Neon Chaos, Zin, Hyper Knux, Super Knux, and Chao_Killer, are just talking inside the van.
Neon:
I wonder who fixed the van for us in the last adventure?
Zin:
Dunno, but it sure was nice of 'em.
Nuku:
These adventures seem to be getting weirder and weirder.
Radio Anouncer:
We interrupt this conversation to bring you this special news bulletin.
Neon:
Why does that radio interrupt everything we do?
Nuku:
But Neon, the radio was off...
Spooky "duh duh duh" sound.
Chao_Killer:
Spooky.
Hyper Knux:
You said it.
Radio Announcer:
You don't know the half of it. Anyway, our top story tonight is that police are still investigating the murder of Shadow the Hedgehog and are carrying out interrogations at this very moment.
Zin:
Jinkies! They still don t know that I did it? Shit.
Super Knux:
Puppy Power!
Nuku:
Oh, no. Not another impressionist.
Chao_Killer:
Hey guys, remember the time I had that wrestling match with Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Hyper Knux:
Another flashback? What?
Nuku:
Every time we have a flashback something bad happens. It bites.
Hyper Knux:
What?
FLASHBACK to show Chao_Killer in a wrestling ring drinking a beer with Stone Cold walking in to his theme music. Stone Cold gives him the Stone Cold Stunner and then steals Killer's beer. END FLASHBACK.
Zin:
Nuku was right! While we had that flashback, we crashed into another tree in front of another bar!
Hyper Knux:
But that isn't exactly a bad thing.
Super Knux:
Yeah!
Zin:
Hmm. Guess it isn't.
The gang goes inside.
Nuku:
Isn't this the last bar we came to?
Neon:
No, why?
Nuku:
Well, the remains of Scooby Doo's guts are still all over the floor.
Chao_Killer:
It costs less to film in the same bar.
Hyper Knux:
Yeah. It means that we get more of the movie budget to spend on booze.
Nuku:
Oh.
Three chao policemen storm into the bar.
Cop #1:
Nobody move! This is the cops!
Everyone screams.
Cop #2:
We're here to ask you all a few questions, like who's hat is this?
One holds up Zin's hat.
Zin:
It's mine, thanks.
The chao hands him the hat.
Cop #1:
Glad we could help. You left it in the desert at a crime scene.
Zin:
You don't say...
Cop #2:
Now, which one of you bums murdered Shadow the Hedgehog?!
Neon (who is drunk):
It was hiiiiiiim *hic*!!!!!!! (points to Shaggy).
Cop #1:
Open Fire!
Shaggy:
ZOINKS!
The chao proceed to fill Shaggy full of lead.
Neon:
Hee hee! Not really *hic*! It was Ziiiiiiiin!
Zin:
HEY! You grassed me up!
Nuku: RUN!!!!
The cops begin to chase the gang to Escape form the City, cartoon style around the bar. After the song is finished...
Chao_Killer:
Wait a minute. What the heck am I doing?! These are chao for crying out loud!
Chao_Killer whips out a giant plasma cannon.
Chao_Killer:
Say your prayers chao scum!
Killer fires the gun and takes out not only the chao, but half the bar as well.
SuperKnux:
Was that really necessary?
Chao_Killer:
Yes. Yes it was.
Hyper Knux:
Look! The booze wasn't hit!
Zin:
Yeah! Let's all get drunk!
Nuku:
I guess that s the end of this adventure, (sigh).