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Warning: The stunts in this story were preformed by trained professionals. Well... Maybe not professionals but these guys know what there doing…. Ok so they don’t know what there doing. They’re a bunch of idiots. So anyway do not try these stunts at home. Do not try them anywhere. Doing so may result in injury or even death.
Staring: Hyper Knux, SuperKnux, Zin, and Supafly.
Cameos: Solorfrog, Cal, Shadow X and the rest of the CoaP gang in the final scene.
Scene One: The beginning.
The camera shows Hyper, Super, Zin and Supa sitting around the warehouse.
Zin: Damn it I’m bored.
Super: Me too where the heck did Ego Dude, JSG and Mystic go again anyway?
Hyper: They went to the place.
Super: What place?
Supafly: They went to get JSG an oil change.
Super: Oh ya now I remember.
Zin: Ya ok but why are you here Supa?
Supafly: Because 3 people isn’t enough for a story.
Zin: Makes sense.
Hyper: Hey it’s time for Jackass.
Super: Sweet!
They turn on the TV and watch Jackass.
Supafly: This is gonna rock!
A half-hour later.
Zin: Well I’m bored again.
Hyper: Hey youse guys wanna go out and perform dangerous stunts to help pass the time?
Super: Sounds cool.
Supafly: I’m in.
Zin: Me too. Lets get going.
Scene Two: Fun with Paintball Guns.
Zin: What you got there Supa?
Supafly: Frozen paintballs. Pulls out his paintball gun
Hyper: Supa has a gun!
Supafly: It’s a paintball gun. Loads the gun with frozen paintballs
Super: Hey Hyper drop your pants.
Hyper: Now way dude!
Super: Do it so Supa can shoot your ass.
Hyper: No.
Zin: I’ll give you a beer.
Hyper: Ok
Hyper drops his pants and Supafly shoots him with the paintball gun.
Hyper: Ahhhhhh!!!! My beautiful ass!
Hyper is seen running around holding his ass screaming with Zin, Supafly, and Super laughing. The screen fades out.
Scene Three: Midget Monkey Madness
Zin: Why the hell are you dressing Solor up like a monkey?
Supafly: So we can get Super to chase him.
Solor: He isn’t gonna spank me is he?
Supafly: Not as long as you can out run him. Now get going Hyper and Super are at Victoria's Secret.
We cut to a Victoria's Secret.
Super: I’m not coming out wearing this!
Hyper: Just do it dude.
Super: No!
Solor runs by in the monkey suit.
Hyper: Dude! A monkey!
Super: Where!
Super runs out of the dressing room wearing only a thong.
Hyper: Go get him!
Super starts to chase him.
Solor: Eeeep!
Super: Get back here! I promise I’ll be gentle!
Solor: The stuff I’ll do for free cookies!
Super continues to chase Solor who is in the monkey suit.
Zin: You think Super will catch him?
Supafly: Who cares.
Supafly is staring at a display picture drooling.
Zin: Dude let me look!
Screen fades away as Super continues to chase Solor.
Scene Four: Welcome to Wall-mart.
Super: Why we at Wall-mart?
Hyper: Because they keep on rolling back those prices!
Supafly: No where here for one thing and one thing alone. Shopping Cart races!
Zin: Hell ya!
Supafly: Anyway the way this works is we have two teams. One team member pushes the cart while the other member sits in the cart.
Hyper: Can I sit in the cart?
Supafly: Yes.
Super: Whose on whose team?
Supafly: Me and Super vs. Zin and Hyper.
Zin: Well lets do this.
We cut to show Zin and Supafly pushing the carts with Super and hyper in them.
Customer 1: Ahhhh look out!
Customer 2: Get out of the way you dumb asses!
Hyper: Zin look out for that fat lady!
Zin: Ahhh!
Zin tries to stop put they hit the fat lady sending the cart flying through the air with Hyper in it.
Hyper: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Hyper crashes into a video display.
Supafly: Since you two crashed me and Super win.
Zin: Damn it.
Security: There they are! Get them!
Super: Run!
Security chases them out of the store and the picture fades out.
Scene Five: Extreme Poo Flinging.
Supafly: Now we need to go and tightrope walk over a pit of flesh eating piranhas.
Hyper: Can I go to the bathroom first?
Zin: Now man?
Hyper: I need to take a shit real bad.
Super: Try the hardware store.
Hyper: I’m on it!
Hyper rushes into the hardware store and stands next to a display toilet drops his pants and sits down.
Hyper: Ah ya.
Hyper picks up a newspaper.
Hyper: Wow. I wish I could read.
Plop
Hyper: All done.
Hyper runs out the hardware store as the costumes all stare at him.
Cal: That was sick. I’m never shopping at this store again!
Solorfrog runs in wearing the monkey suit from scene three.
Cal: A monkey?
Solor runs over to the display toilet and starts flinging Hyper’s feces at Cal.
Cal: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Solor: Take that dumb dumb!
Cal is covered in poo poo.
Cal: Ewwwww!!!!!!!
Cal runs off and leaves the shop as the picture fades out.
Scene Six: Do video games really make people do stupid things?
Hyper: Why are we up on this building?
Supafly: You ever play Sonic Adventure?
Zin: I think we all have.
Supafly: Well in the Speed Highway stage Sonic runs down the side of the wall.
Super: So were gonna run down the side of this wall?
Supafly: Ya.
Zin: Dude that wont work.
Supafly: Were only up 50 feet. It won’t hurt that bad if we fall.
Hyper: So who’s going first?
Super: I volunteer Hyper.
Zin: I second it.
Supafly: I third it.
Hyper: I fourth it.. Wait! I think um.. Zin should go.
Supafly: Three votes to one. Get your ass running.
Hyper: Fine fine.
Hyper leans over the edge and pushes himself off trying to get his feet on the wall but falls down the side of the building crashing into a open garbage dumpster.
Zin: Well that sure as hell didn’t work.
Supafly: I can’t believe it! Video games lied to me again!
Super: Maybe because he’s an echidna. It might only work for hedgehogs.
Supafly: You have a valid point.
Supafly leans over the edge and jumps trying to land on the wall but drops down and crashes on top of Hyper as he’s trying to get up.
Super: Damn that had to hurt. Hey maybe it will work for Raccoons.
Zin: How about no? I’m out of here.
Super: Ya me too.
Super and Zin run off as the screen fades out.
Scene Seven: Time to Dance.
Camera zooms to show the guys at the arcade. You can see Shadow X on the Dance Dance Revolution Extreme machine in the background. You can hear the music were the guys are standing.
Zin: What are going to do now?
Supafly: I don’t know I still hurt from when I fell down the building.
Hyper: You hurt? You frickin landed on top of me. I think I broke my ass.
Super: You guys know what?
Hyper, Supa, and Zin: What?
Super: I feel like dancing!
Super rips off his pants and is wearing nothing but a thong.
Supafly: Ahhhhhh! My eyes they burn!
Zin: Would some one please think of the children?
Super starts to dance around in the thong.
Hyper: Ahh God! Make it stop!
Super makes his was over to the Dance Dance Revolution Extreme machine and starts dancing next to Shadow X.
Shadow X: Ahhh get out of here you freak!
Super starts shaking his ass.
Shadow X: Dude your sick!
Solorfrog comes running into the arcade wearing the same monkey suit from scene 3.
Super: It’s the monkey!
Solor: Eeeeep!!!! It’s the dumb dumb in the thong again!
Super jumps down from the Dance Dance Revolution Extreme machine and chases after Solor.
Super: Come here little monkey!
Solor: Ahhh!!!!!! Go away!
Solor runs off and Super chases after him as the screen fades out.
Scene Eight: Don’t Wiz on the Electric Fence.
Zin: That was wrong with you Super?
Super: Sorry I felt like dancing.
Supafly: Whatever. I think it’s time we head back to the warehouse.
Hyper: I need to go to the bathroom again.
Zin: Again?
Hyper: Ya I need to take a leak.
Supafly: Do your business on the electric fence that surrounds Cal’s top secrete out in the open easy to find hidden base.
Hyper: Ok cool. It will be like on Ren and Stimpy. The one where they were saying don’t wiz on the electric fence.
Hyper runs up to the fence drops his pants and starts to urinate on the fence but nothing happens.
Hyper: Man nothing happen.
Supafly, Super, and Zin walk up to him.
Super: Maybe it doesn’t work.
Zin: Ya Cal’s so cheap it probably isn’t even a real electric fence.
Hyper: You guys sure?
Hyper places his hands over the fence and gets electrocuted and then falls to the ground with his dreads sticking up on end even more then usual.
Supafly: Guess Cal isn’t as cheap as we thought.
Zin: Guess not.
Hyper: Pain...
Super: Well we better head back to the warehouse.
They walk off dragging Hyper with them as the screen fades.
Scene Nine: Street Surfacing.
Hyper, Super, Supafly, and Zin all returned to the warehouse.
Super: The SoaH Machine is back.
Zin: I guess the rest of the gang is back then.
Supafly: Hey I got an idea.
Hyper: What?
Supafly: Sit down Hyper.
Hyper: Ok.
Hyper sits down and Supafly brings over a sheet of metal that looks like a surfboard and then super glues it to Hyper’s shoes.
Super: Dude what are you doing?
Supafly: What does it look like I’m doing? I’m super gluing Hyper to a sheet of metal!
Super: Why though?
Supafly: Hold on a second.
Supafly goes over to the SoaH Machine and ties a rope to the bumper.
Zin: Oh I know what he’s doing! Hyper’s gonna go surfacing!
Hyper: Wooo! We going to the beach!
Supafly: Not exactly. Hyper tie this rope around your wrists and hold on tight.
Hyper: Ok.
Hyper ties the rope around his wrists and holds onto the rope.
Supafly: Ok guys lets get in the van.
Zin: This is gonna rock.
Super, Supafly, and Zin get in the van and drive off pulling Hyper behind them.
(Inside the van)
Super: You sure Hyper is gonna be ok back there?
Supafly: He’ll be fine.
(Outside the van)
Hyper is seen flying around with the sheet of metal bouncing up and down on the pavement creating sparks.
Hyper: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! I’m gonna die!!!!!!!!
The van makes a turn and Hyper flips over and swings into a set of trashcans and falls on the pavement sideways.
Hyper: Ouch! Ouch! Eeeeep!!! Ahhhh!!!! Make the hurting stop! Ahhhh!!!!!!
Hyper manages to flip himself back over and is now standing upright again.
Hyper: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!
(Inside the van)
Zin: You guys hear something?
Supafly: Nope.
Super: I’m gonna go check on Hyper.
Super opens the back of the van door and a bunch of empty beer cans come flying out hitting Hyper in the head.
Hyper: Ouch! Oh! Ouch! Damn it! Oh! Ouch! Close the frickin door! Oh ee! Ouch!
The beer cans cause Hyper to lose his balance and he flips over again and is being dragged on the pavement.
Hyper: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Super closes the van door.
Super: Dude Hyper just flipped over on his side stop the van!
Zin: Sure thing man.
As the van was starting to go down a hill Zin Slams on the breaks cause Hyper to fly head first into the back of the van.
Supafly: Ahhh! There’s an imprint of Hyper’s face in the van door!
Zin: Man Ego God is gonna be mad.
Super: We better get Hyper in the van and get back to the warehouse and fast!
They open the door and pull Hyper in the van and drive off as the screen fades out.
Scene Ten: The End.
Hyper, Super, Zin, and Supafly arrive back at the warehouse with the damaged van.
JSG: There they are!
Ego God: What did you do to my van!
Super: It was like this when we found it.
Mystic: Then why is there an imprint of Hyper’s face in the back door?
Hyper: Because when Zin slammed on the breaks I flew into the back of the van.
JSG: You guys are in trouble!
Zin: It wasn’t my fault!
Neon: Whose idea was it to take the van in the first place?
Super, Hyper, and Zin all point at Supafly.
Super: He did it!
Supafly: It.. um.. Bye!
Supafly runs off.
Ego God: Get back here damn it!
Mystic: Boy Ego God is mad.
Zin: He sure is.
The screen fades out as Neon chases Supafly around the warehouse.
THE END.
Bonus: Scene Six Directors Cut.
Hyper: Why are we up on this building?
Supafly: You ever play Sonic Adventure?
Zin: I think we all have.
Supafly: Well in the Speed Highway stage Sonic runs down the side of the wall.
Super: So were gonna run down the side of this wall?
Supafly: Ya.
Zin: Dude that wont work.
Supafly: Were only up 50 feet. It won’t hurt that bad if we fall.
Hyper: So who’s going first?
Super: I volunteer Hyper.
Zin: I second it.
Supafly: I third it.
Hyper: I fourth it…. Wait! I think um… Zin should go
Supafly: Three votes to one. Get your ass running.
Hyper: Fine fine.
Hyper leans over the edge and pushes himself off trying to get his feet on the wall but falls down the side of the building crashing into a open garbage dumpster.
Zin: Well that sure as hell didn’t work.
Supafly: I can’t believe it! Video games lied to me again!
Super: Maybe because he’s an echidna. It might only work for hedgehogs.
Supafly: You have a valid point.
Supafly leans over the edge and jumps trying to land on the wall but drops down and crashes on top of Hyper as he’s trying to get up.
Super: Damn that had to hurt. Hey maybe it will work for Raccoons.
Zin: You think so?
Super: Heck ya man! You’re the Nintendo God. You can do eet!
Zin: You know you right! I can do it!
Zin starts to run down the wall but falls down and hits Supafly and Hyper.
Super: Oh well. Everyone else is doing it.
Super leaps off the building and crashes into Hyper, Supafly, and Zin in the Dumpster below.
Hyper: I think I broke my ass!
Screen fades out.