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Our peeps, Hyper Knux, Neon Chaos, Chao Killer, Nuku, Zin and Super Knux are driving along a beach side road. Super Knux is driving while Neon is sitting in the passenger set. The rest are in the back playing games.
NUKU: Hey, everyone, let's play a game of questions.
HYPER KNUX: Do we have to?
NUKU: Do you think we should?
HYPER KNUX: Are we playing it right now?
NEON: Have you asked your magic eight ball?
ZIN: Does he even have one of those?
SUPER KNUX: Isn't it in the van somewhere?
CHAO KILLER: Didn't you put it under the seat?
SUPER KNUX: Which one?
NUKU: Didn't I write its location down?
ZIN: Do we even have paper?
NEON (looking back at the gang): Didn't the chicken eat all of the papers in the van?
Flashback to show Hyper Knux bringing a chicken into the van. The chicken gets loose and starts eating all the paper as Neon screams "It is possessed by the Devil!" End the flashback.
SUPER KNUX (pointing to SuperSonicChao in the middle of the road): Look out, Neon!
NUKU: Not in question format! You're out.
Neon runs over SuperSonicChao. He stops the van and they all get out.
NUKU: Oh, my god. You killed SuperSonicChao!
CHAO_KILLER: You DA man!
ZIN: Come on, guys. There's nothing we can do here.
The gang gets back into the van and drives off to their beach motel. The first they do is check out the local bar, Jim's Mega Bar. It the biggest bar they had ever seen. It is three stories tall, severs almost every beer, and has live bands. On stage is The Hex Girls (seen in the Scooby movie, The Witch's Ghost).
THE HEX GIRLS (gothic singing): When it seems there’s no one left to call now, when it seems there’s no hope left at all, that’s when the mystery machine screeches into view. Here come those meddling kids to join the chase. No creep can keep them away.
NUKU: I can't help put feel that I've heard this band before...
ZIN: This songs fits so well with us.
HYPER KNUX: Just look at this selection (drools).
The gang runs up to the bar and gets beers. The Bartender is a big, harry guy. Nuku goes up to the bar to get a different drink.
NUKU: Do you have any coffee?
BARTENDER: Sure, we got beer.
NUKU: No, coffee.
BARTENDER: Beer?
NUKU: C-O-F-F-E-E
BARTENDER: B-E-E-R.
NUKU: Sigh. Nevermind.
BARTENDER: Your loss.
SUPERSONICCHAO: Hey, Nuku.
NUKU: Hey, how’s it going?
SUPERSONICCHAO: Everything's peachy. I got Bomberman Online for my Dreamcast.
NUKU: Kawaii.
CHAO KILLER: A chao! DIE!
Chao Killer pulls out a flame-thrower and kills SuperSonicChao.
HYPER KNUX: Oh, my god. You killed SuperSonicChao.
NEON: You DA man!
HYPER KNUX: Let's have another beer to celebrate. Give me another beer, man.
BARTENDER: Coming right up. (The Bartender tries to get a beer, but nothing comes out of the sprout.) Oh, no. There's no more beer.
CHAO_KILLER: No, beer makes us go something, something?
BARTENDER: Go kicking my ass?
HYPER KNUX: Don't mind if we do!
Chao Killer and Hyper Knux beat up the bartender.
SUPERSONICCHAO: Hey, Neon. What's going on?
NEON: Oh, nothing much. The bartender ran out of beer.
SUPERSONICCHAO: Man, I feel sorry for him.
NEON: Yup.
CHAO_KILLER (looks up from beating up the bartender): A chao! Wait a second. Didn't kill you already?
SUPERSONICCHAO: I dunno.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Interrupt the Hex Girls to bring you this special clue. SuperSonicChao is just like Kenny in South Park.
A HEX GIRL: We're playing live you, idiot! We're going to put a spell on you just for that.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: You wish, faker. No body has seen what I look like nor can anyone find me.
HYPER KNUX: Let's go to another bar.
The gang exits the bar. As soon as they get into their van and leave, an airplane crashes into the bar.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Today, terrorist crashed an airplane into Jim's Mega Bar. No one knows why he or she crashed the plane into the bar that the SoaH gang just left from. The only one that was killed was SuperSonicChao.
CHAO KILLER: Oh, my god. They destroyed the bar!
HYPER KNUX: 'Tis a shame.
The gang drives off into the sunset.