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2 YEARS AGO
IN A BAR NOT SO FAR AWAY
THERE WAS A ECHINDA A VEREY DUMB ONE
ONE DAY SOMETHING HAPPEN THAT WOULD CHANGE HIS LIFE
THEN HE MENT THESE PEOPLE AND NOW THIS STUPID ADVENTURE BEGINS
One Morning...
Knux: Well time to get to work.
Knux is now walking to is job at the local bar when a Echinda that looks just like him apears.
Knux: (Singing) I like pie and I can not lie that other brothers may deney. When...
A portal apears and a Echinda pops out.
Knux: Dude who the hell are you?
Knuckles: I am you.
Knux: If your me then who am I?
Knuckles: Your you to.
Knux: Then who are you?
Knuckles: I`m you stupid from another dimension.
Knux: Ya sure that what the old lady said last week.
Knuckles: Look I need your help I need you to guard the Hyper Emeralds.
Knux: Why?
Knuckles: Cause in my dimension I am Knuckles the Guardian of the Master Emearld and Chaso Emeralds. But now I have possession of the Hyper Emeralds and thats to much power for me I need you to take the Hyper Emeralds.
Knux: Wait my name aint Knuckles so you can`t be me.
Knuckles: Shut up. I need your help. Can you do this.
Knux: Ya ok.
Knuckles: Cool just make sure not to drink any beer while they are in your possession.
Knux: What? Why?
Knuckles: Cause something very bad will hapen. (Thinking to himself) If he does he`ll become permently Hyper and he will have to allways be drinking beer for if he loses his Hyper form he will die.
Knux: Can I go now I need to go to work.
Knuckles: Do you promise not to drink any beer while in possession of the emerlds?
Knux: Yup. I won`t.
Knuckles: Ok I must go.
Knux: So long me.
Knuckles: Yes and be carful. (to himself) I hope I can trust him but hey he is me what could go wrong?
Knuckles disappears into the portal and back to his own dimension.
Knux: What a freak. Well better get to work.
Later at the bar.
Bar owner: Knux your late again what your excuse this time?
Knux: A portal opened up and this guy from another dimension was saying he was me and then he gave me these...
Bar Owner: Shut thats what you said last week but that time it was a old lady.
Knux: I`m serious.
Bar owner: So am I when I say this, if your late one more time your fired! Now get your ass to work.
Knux: Fine.
Bar doors open and in come four odd looking charcters.
Chao_Killer: BEER!
Zin: Yeah beer!
Neon: Time to get drunk!
Nuku: Will you guys ever stop drinking beer?
Zin: Probably not.
The four strangers walk up to the counter.
Knux: What can I get you guys?
Neon: Beer!
Chao_Killer: Beer!
Zin: Beer!
Nuku: Soda.
Knux: Soda? This is a bar.
Chao_Killer: Yeah really get a beer.
Nuku: I hate beer.
Neon: How could any one hate beer?
Knux: Theres a soda machine out front.
Nuku: I`m there.
Nuku goes to get a soda.
Zin: So who are you?
Knux: I`m Knux.
Zin: I`m Zindintimeyum but call me Zin.
Neon: I`m Neon
Chao_Killer: I`m Chao_Killer and I love to kill Chao.
Knux: Cool those little bastards always get in the way, about time someone does something about that.
Neon: It must be cool to work at a bar.
Knux: No it sucks I have to be surrounded by beer all day and I can`t drink any of it.
Zin: Man that does suck.
Chao_Killer: You should come with us we drink beer all the time.
Neon: Yeah wanna meet us at the bar across the street tonight and get drunk?
Knux: Oh hell ya!
Zin: Cool.
Nuku: I`m back.
Knux: Are you sure you don`t want a beer?
Nuku: No!
Knux: Fine fine.
Zin: Well we need to go we`ll see you later tonight.
Knux: Ok cool.
Nuku: What?
Chao_Killer: Were meeting him at that other bar tonight.
Nuku: Other bar? Oh brother.
Later that night at the other bar.
Knux:(to himself) Were are thoes guys? Oh there at the counter duh.
Zin: Hey its Knux.
Chao_Killer: Sup.
Neon: Beer time!
Nuku: I hate this place.
Knux: Pass me a beer!
Hyper has has the Hyper Emeralds with him.
Zin: Getting drunk rules!
Chao_Killer: Sure does.
Knux drinks like 5 beers and all of a sudden there is a blinding light and Knux emerges in flashing colors and is totaly full of energy.
Neon: WTF!
Zin: Dude!
Knux: Ah crap that guy from the other Dimension was telling the truth.
Nuku: What guy?
Knuckles: Me.
Knux: You?
Chao_Killer: This is really wierd.
Knuckles: I told you not to drink beer while your had the Emeralds with you.
Knux: Er..I forgot.
Knuckles: Now you are in Hyper form and now possess Super Strength and Speed and other abilites.
Knux: But you said bad stuff would happen that sounds pretty cool.
Knuckles: You don`t understand in order to stay Hyper you must allways be drinking beer because if you lose your Hyper form you`ll die.
Knux: All I do is drink beer.
Knuckles: Really?
Chao_Killer: I drink all the time can I have a Hyper form?
Knuckles: No! As for you Knux you will now be known as Hyper Knux. I will set up stashes of beer all across the world for you so you can stay Hyper and I guess you can share with your freinds here. Just rember to drink when ever you can. For now, good bye.
Knuckles leaves through another portal.
Zin: Your wierd.
Neon: Like us.
Chao_Killer: Yeah really.
Nuku: I`m going out to the van.
Zin: Party pooper.
Hyper Knux: Lets all get drunk now!
All: YA!!!
They party on all night...but the next day Hyper wakes up with a major hangover, drinks a six pack and stumbles to work.
Bar owner: You! Late agin! And why the hell are you flashing a pinkish purple color?
Hyper Knux: Last night I...
Bar owner: Nevermind your fired!
Hyper Knux: What?
Bar owner: Your fired get the hell out of here!
Hyper Knux: God damn it.
Walks out the bar and a green van pulls up.
Hyper Knux: Oh great its Scooby Doo.
Van door opens.
Zin: What up Hyper?
Hyper Knux: You guys again?
Neon: Shoulden`t you be working?
Hyper Knux: I got fired.
Nuku: Oh thats not fair.
Chao_Killer: Yeah I know, that sucks.
Zin: Dude come with us.
Nuku: WHAT!?
Neon: Yeah man you can join are gang.
Hyper Knux: Really?
Chao_Killer: Yeah we drive around all day solving mysteries and then we give up and get drunk.
Zin: Yup and all kinds of stupid stuff happens.
Hyper Knux: Cool!
Neon: Come on get in we can go to a bar right now and get drunk.
Hyper Knux: Sweet!
Nuku: (Thinking to herself) Great now we have four drunks I wounder how long till we get another?
Zin: Lets go and end this stupid adventure.
Chao_Killer: Yeah! Man yeah!
Later at a bar.
Hyper Knux: Yeah being drunk rules! Am I right?
Everyone but Nuku: YEAH!!!
Nuku: This sucks...