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Guest Stars:
Mecha Sonicjsg
HyperSonicChao
The I.C.P
We join the gamg Chao_Killer,Hyper Knux, Neon. Nuku, Super Knux, and Zin. They are driving through San Fransisco looking for a bar to stop at. Neon is driving with Nuku in the passagers seat and in the back Chao_Killer, Super Knux, and Zin are playing conect four. Hyper Knux is looking out the window hopeing to see a bar.
Zin:
Conect Four!
Chao_Killer:
What?
Zin:
Four in a row dumb ass. I win.
Chao_Killer:
You musta cheated.
Super Knux:
Lets play agin.
Zin:
Okay.
Neon starts to drive down a steep hill and is driving really fast when he hits a bump in the road.
Super Knux:
AHH crap!! Dude could you drive a little slower?
Nuku:
Ya come on I'd expect that kinda driving from Hyper Knux.
Neon:
Sorry.
Chao_Killer:
Crap, the Conect Four peices are all over the back of the van.
Hyper Knux:
Dude Oreoes!!
Hyper Knux picks up a black Conect Four peice and swallows it and begins to choke.
Hyper Knux:
Gack....ah..gack..sputter..cough...gack....
Super Knux hits him in the back of the neck causeing him to spit out the Conect Four peice.
Super Knux:
You stupid ass. Tou coulda killed your self, man!
Nuku:
How can he be so stupid?
Hyper Knux:
Ummm a red flavored one.
Hyper Knux is about to eat the Red Conect Four peice when Zin slaps it out of his hand.
Hyper Knux:
Ah...What the fuck? I was hungry!
Zin:
You dumb ass, that ain't food.
Chao_Killer:
Ya come on man you keep getting dumber and dumber.
Super Knux:
I think it's from lack of beer.
Neon:
Yeah we need to find a bar.
Nuku:
Oh come on I'm so sick of bars. Can't we go to an restrunt or something?
Neon:
Hell no. We need beer.
Super Knux:
Ya and just look at Hyper Knux. With out beer in his systen he'll kill himself.
Zin:
Dude tha radio's playing The Offspring.
Nuku:
Ya I know this song. It's called Come out and Play!
Neon:
Is this like our theme song or something?
Nuku:
Why would we have a theme song?
Neon:
I don't know.
Hyper Knux:
Ya got ta keep it refrigerated!
Neon:
That ain't how the song goes.
Zin:
Ya you know the lyrics.
Super Knux:
It's you go to keep them seprerated.
Hyper Knux:
What are you talking about? I said the beer needs to be refrigerated.
Zin:
Oh.
Neon:
Do you ever make sense?
Hyper Knux:
Did some one bring the tartor sauce?
Nuku:
I'll take that as a no.
Radio Announcer:
We inturrupt The Offspring's Come out and Play to bring you this special annocement.
Chao_Killer:
Damnit. I knew he would inturrupt this song. I friggin knew it.
Radio Announcer:
Deal with it.
Chao_Killer:
Screw you!
Radio Announcer:
No screw you. In other news the Hyper Emeralds have been stolen by Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow. More details at a eleven.
Zin:
NO!!!!! Thers a fucking Mecha Shadow now? What the hell is wrong with the world to day? Some one please answer me this.
Hyper Knux:
Hey, wait a minute. I destroyed Mecha Knuckles and I have the Hyper Emeralds right here in this storage depatment. (Opens storage department to find the Hyper Emeralds are missing.) NO!!!! Where the hell are they?
Neon:
Hey I remember some robot things in the van early today going through that storage department. I think they took some old rocks or something.
Hyper Knux:
You stupid ass. Thoes were the Hyper Emeralds! You don't understand, they're more powerfull than the Chaos Emeralds, the Super Emeralds, and the Master Emerald combined!
Super Knux:
Ah great now where screewed.
Zin:
I must destroy that stupid Mecha Shadow.
Nuku:
Looks like we have a mystery to solve!
Hyper Knux:
Don't be so cherful. This is serious.
Nuku:
Since when are you serious?
Hyper Knux:
You don't understand, with those Emeralds they can rule the world.
Neon:
Well, it's a shame they got a hold of those emeralds.
Hyper Knux:
Dude, shut up!
Neon:
What?
Nuku:
Ya come on Neon you could of told us Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow where in the van.
Neon:
How was I supposed to know? I was drunk.
Super Knux:
Well that explains every thing.
Zin:
Not really.
Nuku:
Can we go now?
Neon:
Ya, ya sure.
Chao_Killer:
Can I kill some Chao?
Zin:
Um...maybe later.
Chao_Killer:
Cool!
Neon:
Lets split up gang!
Everyone:
Shut up!!
Not to long ago our heros where driving in there van searching for a bar. Then they find out about Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow stealing the Hyper Emeralds. It's now up to our heroes to get them back before its to late. Since when have we been heros anyway?
Hyper Knux:
Okay, we must get back the those Hyper Emeralds.
Zin:
Ya and destroy those stupid robots - especially Mecha Shadow.
Nuku:
But we don't know where to look guys.
Neon:
How about over there in that bar?
Hyper Knux:
Sounds like a good place to start looking.
They enter the bar.
Chao_Killer:
It's beer time!
SuperKnux:
It sure is!
Nuku:
Um we came here to find clues not drink.
Hyper Knux:
Okay every one go look for clues while I get wasted.
Zin:
Oh hell no. We need beer too.
Hyper Knux:
Fine, we'll all drink then look for clues.
Neon:
Hey, what are looking for anyway?
Nuku:
Ya what we have no leads?
Chao_Killer:
Ya but we have beer.
SuperKnux:
That we do.
Hyper Knux:
Damn strait!
ChaoThing:
Hey gang, what's up?
Hyper Knux:
AHHHH its a monster!
Nuku:
No wait, it's Chao Thing.
Zin:
Yeah, he's just in a different form.
Chao Thing:
Yup this is my Super Form also known as my second form.
Hyper Knux:
Like on DragonBall Z?
Zin:
Doesn't enough crap relate to that stupid kids show?
Chao Thing:
What are you guys talking about?
Super Knux:
Um have you seen Mecha Knuckles or Mecha Shadow around here lately?
Chao Thing:
How would I know?
Nuku:
At this rate, we'll never solve the mystery.
Neon:
What mystery?
Hyper Knux:
The friggin mystery of why you let them steal thoes friggin Emeralds.
Neon:
I was drunk.
Chao Thing:
Why don't you guys have another flashback.
Zin:
Good Idea.
Chao_Killer:
Yeah, we always end up somewhere differnt.
Nuku:
Well, goodbye then Chao Thing.
Chao Thing:
Yup see you around.
SuperKnux:
Hey, guys we need a flash back.
Chao_Killer:
Hey rember the time I killed that fake ass "Chao_Killer" hacker bytch?
Flash back showing the REAL Chao_Killer takeing of the head of the FAKE Chao_Killer.
Chao_Killer:
Yeah, that sure was awesome.
SuperKnux:
Dude, where are we?
Zin:
We're in another bar.
Nuku:
Well that sure helped.
Hyper Knux:
It sure did.
Neon:
Hey, it's Mecha Sonicjsg gang.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
What up guys?
Hyper Knux:
AHHHHH its Mecha Shadow!
Zin:
That's Mecha Sonicjsg ya dumbass.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
So you here about Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow stealing the Hyper Emeralds.
Hyper Knux:
Ya those emeralds belong to me I must get them back. Even if meens my own death.
Zin:
And I'll destroy Mecha Shadow.
Chao_Killer:
And I'll kill some chao.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Maybe someone here can help you out.
Nuku:
Like who?
Neon:
Like me!
Mecha Sonicjsg:
No, I was thinking maybe Mecha Sonic knows.
SuperKnux:
Okay, Mecha Sonic where the heck's Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow?
Mecha Sonic:
..... ..... ........ .... ...... ......
Nuku:
Big help.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Well, sorry guys.
Neon:
We better go.
Zin:
Where are we anyway?
Mecah Sonicjsg:
My bar the Bar of Heaven of course.
Zin:
Oh.
Nuku:
Can we go know?
Hyper Knux:
We got to get drunk first.
Chao_Killer:
Yeah!
Everyone gets drunk except Nuku, she drinks a cola.
Neon:
Well "hic" we better get a going.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Well, I'll be seeing "hic" ya around guys. "hic"
Chao_Killer:
"hic" Bye man "hic"
Zin:
Lets get going "hic" to the batmobill!
Nuku:
Okau I'm driving.
SuperKnux:
Come on "hic" Hyper lets go amn. "hic"
Hyper Knux:
But drunk not I'm enough!
Neon:
Lets just "hic" go.
They leave the bar and get back in the van and drive off.
Chao_Killer:
Well, we have no clues.
Nuku:
Ya how are we ever gona find those two?
Neon:
We can split up.
Hyper Knux:
The mind is a terribal orgin to shovle!
SuperKnux:
What?
Chao_Killer:
He's too drunk.
Neon:
With him, I don't think that's possable.
SuperKnux:
Ya got a point there.
Radio Announcer:
We inturpt your conversation to bring you this news bulliton. Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow are hiding in Detroit. That is all.
Zin:
Dude the radio guy did something helpfull!
Neon:
Where's Detroit?
Theres a big sign that say Detroit this way and theres a big arrow pointing in the direction of Detroit.
Hyper knux:
I know. It's that way. (Points in the oposite direction of the sign.)
Zin:
Nuku lets go in the direction of that sign.
Nuku:
Okay.
Hyper Knux:
But it's that way.
Neon:
It is not.
Nuku:
Lets go.
Chao_Killer:
Then go already. Your the one who's driving.
Nuku:
I know that.
They drive off to Detroit.
SuperKnux:
Detroit here we come!
A few hours later.
SuperKnux:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
No.
Zin:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
No!
Chao_Killer:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
No!!!
Hyper Knux:
Are we drunk yet?
Neon:
SHUT UP!!!
Zin:
Man, what's your promblem?
Nuku:
Hey, we're in Detroit. Now, where are we going anyway?
Neon:
Umm...
Radio Announcer:
South West Detroit.
Nuku:
Gee, thanks...I gusses.
Radio Announcer:
No prob.
SuperKnux:
Dude, this is getting wierd.
Chao_Killer:
What's getting wierd?
SuperKnux:
The Radio Announcer Guy person dude. He inturrupts everything.
Nuku:
Yeah and the radio is not even on. It like he can see are every move.
Chao_Killer:
Yes, that is kinda strange.
Zin:
Kinda?
Hyper Knux:
Don't you see! He's stalking us! It's all a big friggin' conspericy. Don't you understand there out to get.....(Passes out)
Zin:
Okay then.
Nuku:
Are we almost there?
Neon:
No.
Chao_Killer:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
No!
Zin:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
No!
SuperKnux:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
NO!!!!
Chao_Killer:
How 'bout now?
Neon:
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!
2 Hours later.
Zin:
Are we there yet?
Neon:
No.
SuperKnux:
Are we there yet
Neon:
No!
Chao_killer:
Are ther...
Neon:
Shut up, we're here.
Nuku:
This dump?
Zin:
It's the SouthWest Gehto Zone.
Nuku:
Oh great.
SuperKnux:
Ya this is great.
Nuku:
We'll proboly get jumped by a crackhead.
Chao_Killer:
Cool!
Nuku:
That's not cool.
Hyper Knux (just wakeing up):
Dude are we there yet?
Neon:
Yes, we're here at the SouthWest Gehto Zone.
Hyper Knux:
Dude, the Gehto Zone!
Nuku:
Sadily, yes.
Hyper Knux:
Sweet, maybe we'll meet the I.C.P.
SuperKnux:
You mean those clowns?
Hyper Knux:
They're wicked clowns.
Neon:
Could we just go and find thoes Mechas?
Zin:
Okay, lets go.
Chao_Killer:
Ya sweet.
They begin to walk through the Gehto Zone.
Nuku:
Ahh!
Neon:
What?
Nuku:
It's a crackhead.
Crackhead:
Give me brains.
Chao_Killer:
I'll handle this! (Pulles out a shot gun and blows a hole in the crackhead's neck.)
Zin:
Dude you killed a human being!
Chao_Killer:
Dude, that thing wasn't human.
SuperKnux:
Um ya it was.
Chao_Killer:
Was not.
Nuku:
Who cares? Lets just go.
Neon:
Yeah, come on already.
Hyper Knux:
Dude its the muther fucking I.C.P.
Nuku:
Oh great.
The I.C.P. walk up to the gang.
Violent Jay:
Hey Shaggs I'm seeing things again.
Shaggy 2 Dope:
Ah bytch I'm seeing things to man, damn.
Violent Jay:
Ah shit I knew I had mental promblems.
Shaggy 2 Dope:
Ya first thoes fucking robot bastards now this shit.
SuperKnux:
Um where real.
Chao_Killer:
Ya dude.
Violent Jay:
You dumb asses know who we are?
Hyper Knux:
Ya your the Muther Fucking I.C.P am I have all your fucking CD's.
Shaggy 2 Dope:
You down with the clown?
Hyper Knux:
Oh hell ya.
Violent Jay:
Fuck ya.
Hyper Knux:
Can I get your autographs?
Shaggy 2 Dope:
Sure, Bitch.
SuperKnux:
Hey, did you guys say something abot robots?
Violent Jay:
Ya thoes bitch ass robots hid in that warehouse down the ally there.
Shaggy 2 Dope:
Ya those bitches stole are Faygo.
Zin:
Where out to get thoes bastards.
Neon:
Ya we'll gonna kick there asses.
Violent Jay:
Really?
Hyper Knux:
Ya thoes fuckers stole my emeralds.
Shaggy 2 Dope:
Well good luck Juggals. You are Juggals right?
Hyper Knux:
I am.
Violent Jay:
Well good luck to you then and fuck the rest of ya.
Shaggy 2 Dope:
So long bitch boy's.
The I.C.P leave.
Hyper Knux:
That was awesome!
Nuku:
What a bunch of jerks.
Hyper Knux:
Well, if you were down with the clow...
Neon:
Shut up. Lets go to the warehouse.
Chao_Killer:
Ya!
SuperKnux:
Totally, lets go.
Zin:
Yeah.
They walk down an alley and enter the warehouse.
Chao_Killer:
I can't see.
Hyper Knux:
AHH! I'm blind!!
Nuku:
No stupid, the lights are off.
SuperKnux:
Can we get some lights?
The lights go on.
Mecha Knuckles:
Ah so we meet again Hyper Knux.
Hyper Knux:
Screw you.
Neon:
That's telling him.
Mecha Knuckles:
Silence! Now meet Mecha Shadow.
Zin:
What? Mecha Shadow? I'll kill him I'll kill him I'll...
SuperKnux:
Dude, calm down.
Chao_Killer:
Ya really.
Zin:
Must kill Mecha Shadow...
Mecha Shadow:
You cannot kill me.
Zin:
Yeah we'll see about that.
Mecha Knuckles:
You fools can not stop us.
Mecha Sonicjsg, ChaoThing, and HyperSonicChao all walk into the ware house.
Nuku:
Where did you guys come from?
HyperSonicChao:
I don't know, we're just here.
Chao_Killer:
Chao! It's a chao! I must kill.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Dude, don't kill him.
ChaoThing:
Yeah, I think we'll need all the help we can get right now.
Neon:
You got that right.
Mecha Knuckles:
AH shut up! All of you shut up.
Mecha Shadow:
You guys are all gonna die now.
Zin:
Yeah right.
Mecha Knuckles:
So Chao_Killer you don't like Chao ey? Well, let's see how you do against my army of Mecha Chao.
Chao_Killer:
Bring it on!
Mecha Knuckles:
Attack!!
SuperKnux:
AH crap!
Nuku:
Can we just fight and get this over with?
Mecha Shadow:
Why bother? You don't stand a chance!
Zin:
Errrr.....I...MUST...KILL.......MECHA SHADOW...AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Zin transforms into Hyper Zin.)
Neon:
Dude.
Hyper Zin:
Fight now ya dumbass.
Hyper Knux:
Ya come on and fight already.
Mecha Knuckles:
Fine then.
Nuku:
Oh, great...
Chao_Killer:
I'll kill all the Mecha Chao.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Dude, I'll help.
ChaoThing:
Me too!
Hyper Knux:
Okay, just fight.
HyperSonicChao:
What about me? Can I help?
Neon:
Sure, sure.
HyperSonicChao:
Cool! I'll help then!
Chao_Killer:
No you won't. (Pulls out a beamcannon and blasts HyperSonicChao.)
ChaoThing:
Oh my god you killed HyperSonicChao!
Mecha Sonicjsg:
You bastard.
Hyper Zin:
EVERY ONE SHUT UP!
Hyper Knux:
Let's get this friggin' fight started!
Hudge battle breaks out in the warehouse.
Hyper Knux goes after Mecha Knuckles and Hyper starts to punch Mecha Knuckles in a Hyper Drunken Rage. At the same time Hyper Zin goes after Mecha Shadow and just snaps and begins beating the crap out of Mecha Shadow.
SuperKnux, Chao_Killer, Neon, Nuku, Mecha Sonicjsg, and ChaoThing begin battling the hundreds of Mecha Chao. Chao_Killer gives every one one Moonark Milatary Lasers to use against the Mecha Chao, Chao_Killer himself is using a giant Plasma Riffle to take out every Mecha Chao in his path.
Meanwhile even though Hyper Knux and Hyper Zin are both in there Hyper Forms and pretty damn pissed Mecha Knuckles and Mecha Shadow are managing to hold their ground. So Mecha Sonicjsg goes to help out Hyper Zin and SuperKnux goes to help out Hyper Knux. The rest of the gang continue to destroy the Mecha Chao.
Mecha Knuckles:
Take that!
Hyper Knux:
Screw you! Your punches are weak!
Mecha Knuckles:
Why you little...
SuperKnux:
DIE!!!! (SuperKnux comes from above and kicks Mecha Knuckles in his metal head.)
Hyper Knux:
You da man.
SuperKnux:
Lets beat those bitchs!
Hyper Knux:
Yeah!
Mecha Knuckles:
What happen? NO!!!!
Hyper and Super both punch Mecha Knuckles at the same time takeing his head off, then Hyper Knux preforms his special move the "Drunken Arrow" and destroys Mecha Knuckles. Meanwhile Mecha Sonicjsg distracks Mecha Shadow and kicks him in his metal groined. Hyper Zin in a blinded rage attacks and compleatly wrecks Mecha Shadow and kills him off for good. At the same time the rest of the gang wiped out the entire army of Mecha Chao.
Hyper Knux:
Well, that's that.
SuperKnux:
What about the emeralds?
Hyper Knux:
I'll go find them.
Chao_Killer:
Dude Zin that was awesome when you killed Mecha Shadow.
Chao Thing:
To bad your Hyper Form's gone.
Zin:
Ah crap. I wanna stay Hyper.
Hyper Knux:
Found the Hyper Emeralds. Lets go.
Nuku:
Where were they?
Hyper Knux:
In the controls to that giant beam cannon.
Neon:
Giant Beam Cannon?
Mecha Sonicjsg:
So that's what they were gonna use the emeralds for.
Neon:
Yes, it all makes sense now.
Zin:
Well, lets go.
Nuku:
What about the Beam Cannon?
Chao_Killer:
I can take care of it.
SuperKnux:
What are you gonna do to it?
Chao_Killer:
I'll put a timed mine on it.
ChaoThing:
Maybe we should leave first.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Yeah, lets just leave then.
Chao_Killer:
Okay, I'll catch up in a minute.
Every one but Chao_Killer leaves the warehouse and goes to the SoaH Machaine. Chao_killer sets the mine for one minute and runs out of the warehouse.
Zin:
You set the bomb?
Warehouse explodes and starts to burn down.
Chao_Killer:
Yup.
Neon:
Hey Mecha Sonicjsg and ChaoThing want to join us on our next adventure?
ChaoThing:
Sure thing.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Sorry, I can't right now. I got to get back to the bar.
Nuku:
Too bad.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
You guys can come by to my bar any time.
Hyper Knux:
Sweet.
Zin: Yeah, sounds cool.
SuperKnux:
Yup.
Mecha Sonicjsg:
Well, so long guys.
Everyone:
So long.
Nuku:
I think we should go before that fire spreads.
Hyper Knux:
Why? We can roast Mashmarros and eat then and have some beer.
Neon:
We're out of beer.
Hyper Knux:
Quick everybody in the van we must go to Beers "R" Us now.
ChaoThing:
Cool, lets go.
Nuku:
Finally we can go.
They gang gets in there van and drives off torword the nerest Beers "R" Us.
Zin:
Hey, gang lets play Connect Four.
SuperKnux:
Cool, I'll play.
ChaoThing:
Me too.
Chao_Killer:
Lets just not hit any speed bumps, Neon.
Neon:
I wont.
Hyper Knux:
I'm hungry. Do we have any more Oreos?
Nuku: NO!
Hyper Knux:
Oh man that sucks. (Passes out.)