 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
We find the peeps, Super
Super: Hey!
Neon
Neon: Yo!
Mystic
Mystic: Hiyeeeee!
Hyper
Hyper: *BURRRRP*
Zin Zin: Whoooowee, Hyper, what did you eat?
& Mecha
Mecha: I’m Driving Here...
... In the CoaP van, looking for adventure.
Mystic: Isn’t this fun you guys? Going on mysteries just like the good ol days?
Zin: I guess...
Mystic: *sings* AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS...BE YOUR FRIEND YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Super: Awwww, my head x_x
Mecha: Could some please put a cork in her mouth?
Radio Announcer: We interrupt this lousy singing for a very urgent news alert!
Neon: Hey, you guys ever wonder if the TV Announcer and the Radio Announcer are related?
Hyper: *drinks more beer* They are married! *passes out*
Radio Announcer: SHUT UP!
TV Announcer *from a distance* : Honey, could you bring some dinner on your way home?
Radio Announcer: Yes Dear...
The Peeps: LMAO!
Radio Announcer: ...in other news... CAL IS THREATENING TO RELEASE A GIANT MECHANICAL ROBOT ON THE CITY!
The Peeps: *GASP*
Neon: That Bastard!
Hyper: And all because you wouldn’t marry him...
Neon: Quiet you!
Zin: Come on you guys! Lets Go Stop Cal!
Super: And I got the perfect music for it!
Pops in a CD with The Offspring’s New Hit "Hit That"
Neon: YUS!!!
Mecha: LETS GO!
They drive to Cal HQ with the volume full blast
Meanwhile At Cal HQ, a giant mechanical robot stands before him....and it looks like Cal
Cal: YES! I have finally completed my ultra mech! The Cal-inator! Mmyes! Maaaahahaha maaahahahaha!
Doorbell
Cal: Now who could that be?
Suddenly the CoaP peeps drive thru the wall
Cal: GRRR! *opens the door and Hyper starts throwing eggs at him* HEY!! AAGH! *sniffs* These things are rotten!
Neon: Yeah, leftover Halloween eggs we haven’t used yet
Cal: And You Had To Drive Into My Wall!
Mecha: It was Mystic's Idea.
Mystic: Did That Annoy You?
Cal: GRRRRR!!! That’s It! I know why you all are here, you are here to ruin my plans! Well its not going to work!
Super: Oh Yeah? And Why Might That Be?
The Peeps: ¬,¬ @ Super
Hyper: *sigh* Super you idiot...
Neon: Here we go....
Cal: Why? Because my father was one of the original founders of Cal inc, Mmyes. That makes me a very important person and I don’t have time for your insolence. Mmyes. If there was a scale of 1 thru 10....
Zin: You would be at the bottom and I would be at the top!
Cal: MMYES!.... I MEAN NO!!! NO!!! IM THE 10!!! MEEE!!!
Mecha: Quick! Let’s destroy the robot!
Cal: Not so fast! *gets a gun out* this is my new age-defective ray. I knew you would come here to save the day, but when your kids. You can’t do squat!
Super: Huh huh.. Squat.
Cal: QUIET! Say hello to my little friend... *shoots lazer*
Super: Huh huh..little frie- *gets zapped*
All the CoaP Peeps get zapped, and they all become kids
Mecha: Eeeek! I think I did a boo boo >_>
Neon: Eeek! I’m all swmall!
Cal: Mmyes! My planned work mmyes, MAAAAHAHAHAHA MAAAAHAHAHA! Now to destroy the city! And to you peeps, GO HOME!
Cal laugh maniacally, but the peeps are still standing there, looking at cal
Cal: *stops laughing* ... Well, go home!
The peeps continue to stare
Cal: What? What’s wrong! Why cant you go home?
Super: We cant dwive.
Hyper: Ya, were too wittle.
Mecha: Even I don’t know how to dwive.
Cal: Call Nuku! Have her drive you home.
Mystic: She cant, she on vacation
Cal: Supa?
Neon: It's Monday..
Cal: Grr, him and his football.. FINE, ill take you home...
Mystic: Unkie Cal ish taking us home!
Cal: Dont call me unkie Cal!
The Peeps: Unkie Cal! Unkie Cal! Unkie Cal!
Cal: Just shut up and get in the van!
The Peeps: YAAAAY!!!!
They drive off, and the peeps all start talking at once
Super: I Wanna Go To Mikie D's!!
Mystic: I Wanna Go To The Pwaypwace!
Neon: I Wanna Eat!
Mecha: Im Hungwy!
Hyper: Im Thrusty!
They continue talking all at once
Cal: SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT GONNA EAT, WE ARE NOT GOING TO MCDONALDS! AND WE ARE NOT GONNA GO TO THE PLAYPLACE! SO SHUT UP!!!
The peeps begin to look sad and their eyes go watery
Cal: Oh no.. no no no no.. don’t cry!
The peeps start crying,
Cal: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!....we’ll go to the playplace...
The Peeps: YAAAAAAY!
They arrive at the playplace and they run around the place
Mystic: *on top of the slide* Lookit meee! Queen of the world! Weeee!!
Hyper: Ooooh Mountian Dew! *starts drinking from the soda fountain*
Super: *eats and eats* o_o;; *stomach growls*
Super races to the bathroom
Mystic: *hanging upside down* WEE! HEY CAL! LOOKIT ME!
Cal: AAH! YOU KIDS ARE INSANE! HYPER GET OFF THAT THING! MYSTIC! GET OFF FROM THERE! NEON! STOP HITTING MECHA WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!
Shows Neon hitting Mecha with a plastic spoon
Cal: ...EEEWWWWW! ZIN!!! FRIES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE!!! ...WHERE THE HELL IS SUPER??!
Hyper: He's in the bathwoom taking a poop.
Cal: Eww, nevermind...
Suddenly the playplace collapses
Cal: O_O;; ..crap..
In the van
Hyper: They kicked us out of the pwaypwace.
Mystic: Yea...what a bunch of meanies..
Neon: I know where these is another pwaypwace!
Super: Yeah! LETS GO THERE!
They all start talking at once again
Cal: @_@ LOL!!! I’m going crazy LOL!!! The kids, all of them! LOL! @_@
Cal starts seeing the peeps faces start revolving around him
Hyper: Lookie Mee Cal!
Mystic: Queen Of The World!
Super: Tummy Hurts >_<
Zin: FRIES!!!
Neon: *hitting Mecha with a spoon* Boink boink boink...
Out of Cal's dillusionment, revealing Neon STILL hitting Mecha with a spoon
Neon: Boink boink boink...
Cal: AAAAAAAH!!!!!
Cal drives all the way to Cal HQ, rams into his own wall, get the lazer gun and turns the peeps back to normal
Neon: ..Woah, uh..what were we doing here again?
Hyper: Here to stop cal?
Zin: Yeah that sounds right..
Cal: GO HOOOOOME!!! *rips out some of his hair, laughs maniacally, goes crazy and destroys his own robot*
The Peeps: o_o;;
Neon: Um..lets just go..
Mecha: yeah...
The peeps leave
Neon: *hitting Mecha with a plastic spoon* Boink boink boink..
Mecha: NEON! Stop It! Or I Will Shove A Missile Up Your Ass!!!
Music plays the keyboard part of "Hit That - The Offspring"