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The scene opens with the gang driving down the road in the Mystery Machine, Nuku was behind the wheel driving, and Neon was sat up front in the passengers seat, sleeping.
The rest of the gang are in the back, fighting over the last can of beer, which was sitting in the middle of them, then Hyper Knux Picks the can up.
Hyper Knux: I get to have the last can of beer, cos I need it more then you guys!
Chao Killer: Yeah right, give it to me!!!
Nuku: Will you guys just shut up! I'm trying to drive here!
CK & HK: Sorry, Nuku!
Super Knux: Yeah it was my beer in the first place, so give it here!!!
HK: I don't think so!
Then Zin joins in.
Zin: Come on guys we don't need to fight, I know a really easy way we can sort this out, but you have to give the can to me and I will dispose of it!
HK: NO WAY!!!
Zin: Alright, I guess this leaves us with only one thing left to do - BUNDLE!!!
Zin, SK, CK all jumped on top of HK, to try to grab the beer can, but HK kept his grip of the can so tightly, just like super glue.
Ck: Man this is too hard!
SK: Yeah!
Hyper Knux looks up at them with a big grin across his face.
Zin: Looks like we are going to have to use PLAN B!
CK: I think I know what you mean. Give us a hand Neon (who has woken up, from all the screaming and shouting.)
Neon: SURE!
Zin: Ready then time to use our, TICKLE ATTACK!
HK: Oh No, anything but that!
They all started to tickle him till he finally loosened his grip.
Zin was the first one to rip it out of his hand.
Zin: Got it, I win!
Chao_Killer sneeks up behind him and grabs the can from his hand.
CK: NO, I WIN!!!
Then Super Knux ran straight towards CK, but as Super Knux was just about to grab the can from him, Nuku drove over a speed bump which made the van tilt backwards and forwards.
The gang in the back, fell over, and the can of beer slipped right out of CK hand. They all watch the can in slow motion as it flew through the air and out the side window.
Nuku stopped the van.
Nuku: Is everyone okay?
Two second silence.
Neon: Now that's what you call Alcohol abuse!!!
Zin: Jinkies!
CK: What?
Zin: Well, it looks like we have another Mystery to solve!
Nuku: Don't tell me, the hunt for the missing beer can...
Zin: Got it in one!
Nuku: Why do I bother?
Hyper Knux quickly got to his feet and looked out the front window of the van. They are on a top of a hill. HK shifts his eyes from side to side and then he spots the can rolling down the hill.
HK: Move aside Nuku. It's my turn to drive!
Nuku: But you can't drive!
HK: But we can't just let it get away!
Nuku: Oh okay then, but be careful.
Nuku puts her seat belt on and takes a deep breath.
HK: Sure I will!
Hyper Knux then put his foot down, and speeds off down the hill, the van was going so fast that Zin, Neon, CK and SK were all forced to the back of the van.
HK: Oh shit, I passed the can!
Nuku: You idiot, why did I ever let you drive? Your going to get us all killed!!!
The camera shoots to the back, were the rest of them were all suctioned padded to the back of the van.
Neon: Where all going....
SK: To Die!
Zin: Jinkies!
CK: Zoinks!
Camera turns back to Nuku and HK.
Nuku: We're going way too fast now, slow down!!!
Hyper Knux couldn't hear her, for had he turned the radio up fall blast, his eyes turned blood shoot red, and he started to sing along with the radio.
HK: Oh show us the way to the next whisky bar, oh don't ask why, oh don't ask why, for we must find our next whisky bar, or if we don't find our next whisky bar, I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die!
Nuku sees a building in front of them.
Inside the building there was a bar, ChaoThing was sitting on a stall enjoying his beer, while Hyper Sonic Chao was sitting on the bar stool next to him.
The camera shoots back to Nuku.
Nuku: Hyper Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HK slammed his foot down on the brake, he does a somersault over the wheel and through the window, taking Neon, CK, Zin and SK with him.
They flew straight into the front window of the building, and slammed straight into the bar, taking HyperSonicChao with them.
ChaoThing: Oh my god you killed HyperSonicChao!
Bar lady: You Bastards!!!
HyperSonicChao jumped on the bar again.
HSC: I'm all right, but what about these guys?
ChaoThing & HyperSonicChao peered over the side of the bar.
ChaoThing: Hey that's Neon, Zin, SK, HK, CK!
As they started to open their eyes, they realized that they where in a strange place, that they hadn't seen before. They quickly got up onto their feet, they had extremely dazed looks on their face's.
SK: Where are we?
HK: I smell, I see, BOOZE!!!
HK rushed straight for the beer tap.
Neon: We must be in heaven then!
Zin: Jinkies!
CK: Cool!!!
Neon: We best split up then!
ChaoThing: Hey, guys are you all okay? That was some entrance.
Neon: Oh hi ChaoThing. So, tell me how did you die?
Bar lady: I hate to be the one that has to tell you this, but you guys are not dead, and do you know why?
The gang all stared at her.
Bar Lady: Well, let me narrow it down for you!
1)- You have to pay for your drink, around here!
2)- You definitely, have to pay for that window you just smashed!
And last but not least, after you have done that..... GET OVER THERE AND CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU HAVE JUST MADE!!!
Zin: Jinkies, I think we better do what she says!
Super Knux looked though his pockets (because he's the only one with them, I think) but he couldn't find a bean.
Bar lady: Well you guys better cough up cash soon!
SK: Oh what to do? What to do? (Light bulb shows over his head.) I know, to the money machine!
Neon: Okay then, men lets march! (Brakes out into a song.) Oh show us, the way to the next little dollars!
HK,CK,ZIN and SK: Oh don't ask why?
Oh don't ask why?
Neon: For we must find our next little dollars, or if we don't our next little dollars!
Bar lady: I tell you, that you will all die!!!
CK: Hey that's our line!!!
Bar lady: Actually, it's not your line, 'cos that is one of David Bowie songs, so there!
Hk gives the bar lady an evil look.
HK: Smart Arse!
SK: Yeah, but it doesn’t go like that, this is how it is meant to go!
Bar lady: SHUT UP! You guys must be crazy if you think I'm going to let you all go. Only one of you can go. The rest must stay here!
Neon: I suppose I'll have to go then.
CK: Hold on a minute, where's Nuku?
Nuku comes charging though the front door, in a panic.
Nuku: Hey are you guys all right? I was so worried.
Bar lady (looks at her baffled): Is it really you, NukuNukuCat!
Nuku: Yeah, why?
Bar lady: WOW!!! Nuku I'm your biggest fan, please sit down, have a drink it's on the house!
Nuku: Oh that's nice, but I don't drink.
Bar lady: Oh that's okay, maybe a soft drink then, hey?
Nuku: Okay then. Oh my gosh, look at all this mess! Did they make this?
BL: I'm afraid so, do you know them?
Nuku: Yes I do, but don't worry I'll pay for all the damage around here.
BL: Nonsense, I'll pay for all the damage, and I can get one of my staff to clean up the mess.
BL: Take a seat you guys, and what would you all like to drink!
SK: Are you sure?
BL: Of course I'm sure!
So they all sat down, but they were all still keeping there eyes on her.
Then the bar door opened and two little baby chao crawled in.
CK rubbed his hands together, and pulls out his Bazooka.
Nuku saw this going on and she thought that she may be able to stop it, she looked back at Chao_Killer and saw that he was ready to fire.
Nuku: Quickly little chao, GET DOWN!
The chao got up and started dancing. Everyone in the bar started laughing at the chao.
CK: You chao are funny, but you still need a good killing. (CK pulled the trigger, the chao got splattered all over the front door.) I love those splattering noises.
Chao Killer and Nuku returned to the bar again, the gang all sat down and got drunk, except for Nuku of course.
Nuku was watching the TV on the bar, and all of a sudden, a special news bulletin comes on.
News Reporter: I just felt like interrupting these cheesy adverts, for a special news bulletin!
Nuku turns up the volume, so she could hear it.
News Reporter: The strongest Demon in the world wants to challenge Neon, Chao Killer, Hyper Knux, Super Knux, Zin and Nuku in a stadium today!
Neon looked at the TV.
Neon: I wonder what is in it for us?
Nuku: I'm just wondering, how he knows our names...
News Reporter: The demon said that you can win prizes, you have a choice between:
1) Win a fab holiday to a sunny island, where all the kawaii animals are! Plus, you can take as many friends as you like! Prize
2) Free beer for the rest of your lives!!!
All the gang crowded around the TV once they herd the word beer.
News Reporter: To anyone, who is wondering, it has your names on the white board that I'm reading behind the camera.
Chao Killer: So how do we get there?
News Reporter: It happens to be just around the corner from where the gang is at now.
CK turns around to the bar lady.
CK: Can I have 50 bottles of vodka and five kegs, to go please?
Bar lady: Sure!
CK: Oh wait a sec. ChaoThing are you coming?
ChaoThing: Of course!
CK: Alrighty then!
CK turns back to face the bar lady and smiled.
CK: I think you better make that six kegs then.
They all pick up the booze.
ZIN: TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!
Nuku: Hold on a second! He said it was just around the corner, so we can walk!
Hyper Knux: But that's way too far, please Nuku.
Nuku: Oh okay then...
Five minutes later, the gang finally made it to the stadium where they where to battle with an unknown Demon.
Nuku parked up, and got out the van, she walked up behind the back of the van, and opened the doors to let the others out, HyperKnux and SuperKnux just fell out onto the ground and the others walk over them.
ChaoThing (looking up at the stadium): Wow, that's a big place.
Neon and Zin throw HyperKnux and SuperKnux over there shoulders, and they all started to walk up to the stadium. When they got there, they tried opening the stadium door but it was locked. Then all of a sudden.
Speaker: CAN I HAVE YOUR NAMES PLEASE!
It was so loud that, their skins jumped off their bodies, then skins return to their bodies. Zin and Neon dropped SK and HK on the ground, which woke them up, and then they all fell backwards with their feet up in the air.
After that scare, they all stood to their feet again. Chao_Killer looked up, to try and see where that noise came from, he saw a large speaker at the top of the door.
CK: You Bum! You almost gave us a heart attack!
HK: No Killer, even worse he has made us sober!
"DEN DEN DEN" music plays.
CK: You speaker must die for that!
Pulls out his Bazooka again, Zin runs in front of him.
Zin: Wait Chao Killer, hold on a second there!
CK: Why?
Zin: If we don't tell him our names, he's not going to let us in, and you know what that means don’t you?
HK: I got it, we can all go back to the bar!
Neon: Yeah and we can all split up!
CK: Yeah and I can find more stupid dancing chao to kill!
ZIN: NO!!! WE MUST GO IN THERE AND WIN THAT FREE BEER THING!!!
All Except Nuku: OH YEAH!!!
Nuku sighed, Zin looked up at the speaker.
Zin: I'm ZinDinTimeYum!
Then the rest did the same until it got to HyperKnux turn, he started to sweat.
HK: Can anyone remember my name?
They all slapped their own hands across their faces. Nuku sighed once again.
Speaker: Oh you must be Hyper Knux then. Come we have all been waiting for you.
The door starts to open, and they started to walk in, then Nuku had a really strange feeling come over her all of a sudden.
Nuku: Hey guys, I don't think we should be going in there.
Zin Looks at Nuku, he put his arm around her, he spoke in a very soft voice.
Zin: Hey Nuku, it will be okay.
Nuku: Oh I suppose your right, but I just keep on getting the strangest feelings.
They start to walk in the door.
CK: Come on Nuku, we'll protect you!
Nuku: Oh well! It looks like I'm doomed then!
Inside pass the door, it was very dark, and there was nothing to be seen.
ZIN: Hey who turned out the light?
Neon: A mystery lets split up gang!
Nuku: Lets not. This place gives me the creeps.
Then the stadium lights came on, to reveal the top row of seats, they all looked up, not even half of the seats where filled.
ChaoThing: Oh goodie, look at all our fans, we must be r-e-a-l-l-y popular!
SK: Yeah man cool!
ChaoThing: I was being sarcastic!
SK: Oh, I knew that!!!
Then HyperSonicChao jumped down from out of a top seat.
HSC: Hi guys, I'm glad to see that you made it!
CK heard his voice and pulled out --
ChaoThing: A Chicken?
CK: Yes it is, but this isn't just any old chicken!
CK aims the chickens arse towards HSC, then he pulled its left leg, and fired an egg at HSC, which hits him straight in the face and splats him up against the wall.
ChaoThing: Oh my god you killed --
HSC: Nope, I'm Okay!
CK eyes turned bright red, with anger.
CK: Why won’t you just die!
Then he pulls the chickens right leg, but this time it fired turd, and just as it was about to hit him, HSC flew up into the air and exploded like a firework.
ChaoThing: Oh my god, who killed HSC?
Nuku: Dose it matter?
Then all of a sudden, a strange noise filled the room.
ALL: Zoinks!!!
Nuku: What was that?
Zin: Jinkies. It sounded like someone, laughing at us.
Nuku: Goodie a real mystery to solve at last.
Then all of a sudden a strange form appeared in front of her. It was jet black with huge, red eyes and it looked just like....
All: NEON?
DarkNeon: Yes that's my name don't ware it out, but just remember to put dark in front of it. It sounds much better, te he!
Neon: I'm confused how could you be me? Are you the demon we're supposed to fight?
Dark: Yes, but I brought some friends along with me.
Dark Neon turns around and calls out.
Dark Neon: Come on out to play guys!
Then a Dark Zin, CK, CT, SK, HK and yes even an dark Nuku appeared before their eyes. They all had red eyes and wear black just like DarkNeon.
Nuku: Oh my!
Zin: Jinkies!
CK,SK,HK,CT: ZOINKS!!!
Then the Dark Nuku fell on the floor, and on her back.
DarkNeon: Oh no, not again. Has she been drinking again!
DarkZin: I'm afraid so, Sir!
DarkHyperKnux: I told her to sit down and have a cup of tea with me, but she just wouldn't listen.
DarkSuperKnux: Disgraceful!
HyperSonicChao walked across the room.
HSC: Hey guys I'm back!
DarkChaoKiller: Oh look it's a chao, oh how cute!!!
DarkChaoKiller picks HSC up, and started to cuddle him.
DarkChaoThing: Oh Let me have a hold, he is so sweet!
DarkChaoKiller: Oh just look at his little eyes!
ChaoKiller and ChaoThing throws up.
Nuku: This is really strange...
Neon: I'll say, since when did Hyper ever drink tea?
Like with Dallas Shadow the story just ends at this point. What happen next is something we don't know but rest assured that we here at Shauniversal Studios will make something up!
Next a fight broke out between the real CoaP gang and the fake CoaP gang. They seemed to be evenly matched but then something happen, something that would aid the real CoaP gang in their victory against the fake. After it was all said and done there was a shocking plot twist which explained how the evil CoaP came to be. Then a bunch of funny stuff happen and everyone had a good time. Finally the gang drove off into the sunset drinking beer. Also Hyper got laid. The end.
Once again we at Shauniversal Studios hope you enjoyed our version of events. Though this is ofcourse not the way it was meant to end but it's better then nothing right? So until next time, peace punch and captain crunch.