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The SoaH gang, Neon Chaos, Zin, Nuku, Hyper Knux, and Chao_Killer, are driving in their van called the SoaH Mystery Machine on a dark and spooky night. The SoaH gang is blasting the stereo listing to The Offspring song Original Prankster.
Neon: This song rules!
Chao_Killer:
Darn right.
Zin:
Zoinks.
Nuku:
What Zin? Did you see a ghost?
Zin:
No, it's Super Knux. He's on the side of the road with a keg of beer.
Hyper Knux:
Neon, quick for the love of God, stop the van.
Neon:
Okely Dokely.
Neon Chaos stops the van as Chao_Killer opens the van door.
Chao_Killer:
Hey what's up Super Knux? Get in, man.
Super Knux gets inside the van.
Super Knux:
Hey, guys long time no see. Want some beer? I got a whole keg here.
Hyper Knux:
You read my mind.
Nuku:
What mind. You don't have any brain cells left.
Hyper Knux:
Yeah, so what's your point?
Neon:
Nuku take the wheel.
Nuku:
Fine, but you guys should stop drinking all the time - it's not healthy.
Hyper Knux:
Once again I ask you what's your point.
Super Knux:
Yeah, what he said.
Chao_Killer:
It don't matter to me as long as I get wasted.
Radio Announcer:
We interrupt One Fine Day by the Offspring to bring you this news bulletin.
Hyper Knux:
Why is it that The Offspring songs always that get interrupted?
Zin:
Actually were listing to a CD right now.
Nuku:
That's a mystery we can solve.
Hyper Knux:
No, it's just a load of BS.
Radio Announcer:
A rare Jewel Chao was reported missing from the Chao garden in Butts Vile. More details at a eleven.
Nuku:
Um Butts Vile is located at the next exit. So we now have a mystery on our hands.
Hyper Knux:
I'd rather find out how the radio announcer interrupted The Offspring while we were listen to a friggin' CD.
Super Knux:
Ya lets find that out instead.
Nuku:
No!
Neon:
Let's split up gang.
Super Knux:
We're not even there yet, Neon.
Neon:
Lets split up gang.
All:
Shut up, Neon.
Nuku:
Okay we're here at the Chao Garden.
They all get out of the van and walk up to the door.
Nuku:
That's odd the doors unlocked.
Hyper Knux:
There's no way I'm going in there.
Nuku:
Would you go in for a Hyper Snack?
Hyper Knux:
Ya, ya and a can of beer too.
Nuku:
Okay then.
Nuku gives him the goods and then they enter chao garden.
Neon:
Okay gang, let's split up.
Nuku:
Okay me Neon and Zin will go this way. Chao_killer, Super Knux and Hyper Knux go that way.
Neon:
Wait. Why are we splitting up?
Super Knux:
My god it's a miracle this guy can even run a website.
Chao_killer, Super Knux and Hyper Knux are walking through the garden.
Hyper Knux:
Um Chao_Killer by any chance did you kill the missing chao?
Chao_Killer:
I would have if I'd a had a chance, but I was in the van with you guys.
Super Knux:
This sucks. Shouldn't there be a guy dressed up like a monster chasing us?
Hyper Knux:
Oh come now. Those things don't happen now-a-days.
Chao_Killer:
Really?
The two groups are walking and bump into each other.
Nuku:
Hey guys find any clues?
Super Knux:
WE were soposed to be looking for clues?
Zin:
Well, we didn't find any.
Neon:
Okay gang, let's split up.
Hyper Knux:
Screw this. Let's go to a bar.
Chao_Killer:
Sounds like a plan.
Nuku:
What about the mystery?
Hyper Knux:
What mystery?
Super Knux:
Hey look it's the lost Jewel Chao!
Nuku: Oh, it's so cute. Well, we solved that mystery.
Hyper Knux:
That sucked.
Chao_Killer (pulling out his beam cannon):
DIE!!!
Nuku:
No!
Chao_Killer (blasts the Jewel Chao to kingdomcome):
I told you I'd kill it if I had the chance.
Super Knux:
That he did.
Nuku:
Yuck.... Let's get out of here.
Zin:
To the Bat Cave!
Hyper Knux:
What?
Zin:
I mean, to the SoaH mystery machine.
Chao_Killer:
Cool. Now we can go to the bar.
They all get in the van and drive to the Butts Vile local bar to get drunk.
Neon:
Okay gang, let's split up.
Chao_Killer:
Give it a rest, man.
Hyper Knux:
And give me a beer
Super Knux:
Me too.
Zin:
Jinkies.
Nuku:
Where do all these bars keep coming from? Oh well I guess this ends another mystery.
They all get drunk except for Nuku so she gets in the van and drives of with out them.