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The CoaP gang is driving about the desert.
Nuku: Mmmmmmm dessert.... I love ice cream
I said desert.... As in big sandy place not dessert like what you eat after dinner!
Mecha: Where did Nuku come from?
Hyper: She came back to be our responsible driver.
Neon: And perhaps Cal will see her and turn straight again and stop trying to marry us!
Hyper: Yeah!
Mystic: He's never tried to marry me.
Zin: Yeah he has... remember?
******FLASHBACK******
Cal: Will you marry me Zin?
Zin: Maybe if you marry Mystic first
Cal: Mystic?
Mystic: Nope!
Cal: Damn!
Mystic: Cal's breath smells like your old gym shorts Zin!
Zin: He needs Mentos.... mmm that minty fresh taste.
Mystic: We should get mint’s.
Zin: And nachos,
Mystic: NO YOU FOOL..... Lunch time doesn't allow nachos with mints...... we must have fries with mint!
Zin: Cheesy fries?
Mystic: Hmmmmmmmm Okay!
Zin: Sweet!
Cal: Isn't this flashback getting a little off topic?
Mystic: Does that annoy you?
Cal: It'd annoy me if you married me
Mystic: No that would annoy ME!
Cal: SNICKERDOODLES
*******END FLASHBACK******
Zin: And that's the story of how Mystic beat up Cal.
Super: I love that story!
Neon: Yeah it was good...... except that was THE WRONG FLASHBACK!
Mystic: Cal asked me to marry him didn't he?
Neon: Yeah but I wasn't in the story!
Mecha: Uh oh.... Here goes an ego trip!
**********EGO TRIP FLASHBACK***********
Neon: I'm so hunky and cool and chicks dig me.
Mystic: I gots a spade..... Where shall I dig?
Neon: That's not annoying.... That’s just dumb!
Cal: I love it when you’re manly Neon!
Mystic: Why's Cal in your bed Neon?
Neon: Awww we've been making out for mont...... errrrrr *acts shocked* WAIT THAT'S NOT BUFFY IN MY BED!
Cal: Oooooh pet names eh sweetheart?
Neon: Mystic.... can you leave now?
Mystic: No this is too cool to miss watching!
Neon: Cal if you get ridda her I'll *coughcough* you again.
Cal: Huh?
Neon: I'll *COUGH COUGH* you.
Cal: What?
Neon: I'll you know.
Cal: Ahhhhhh....... No I dunno.
Neon: DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!
Cal: Ohhhhhhhhhhh the thing with the hat!
Neon: Yeah.
Cal: Mystic marry me!
Mystic: ARRRRGGGHHHHH *runs away!*
Neon: That's better...
****** END EGO TRIP FLASHBACK*****
Super: Dude.
Hyper: What the heck?
Neon: *laughs nervously*
Mystic: I remember that..... NEON LOVED BI-CAL!
Neon: I did not!
Mystic: NEON LOVED BI-CAL!
Neon: I did not........ He's Gay so I loved Gay-Cal
Hyper: What the.....
Neon: Errrrr I mean........ damn I was vulnerable, Buffy had just broken up with me!
Nuku: You mean that time when you had an imaginary girlfriend called Buffy?
Neon: Shut it.
Mecha: I remember they had imaginary make out sessions.
Super: And went on imaginary dates!
Neon: I hate you guys!
Hyper: Wait..... YOU were dating Cal then?
Neon: Yeah..... I guess
Hyper: YOU BITCH! He was with ME then!
All: *Gasp*
**********FLASHBACK***********
Hyper is in a restaurant.
Hyper: Man the woman that advertises Beer stood me up again.
Cal: I'll have dinner with ya.
Hyper: The Hell, you will!
Cal: I'll pick up the bill at the end.
Hyper: I love you Cal.....
Later at Hyper's apartment
Hyper: Hey Cal come in for coffee.....
Cal: Erm.... Okay!
Hyper: Damn I can't resist! *Kisses Cal*
***********END OF FLASHBACK*************
Zin: Oh sweet lord!
Nuku: That's so wrong
Neon: Yet so erotic..... Hyper you wanna, ya know sometime?
Hyper: No.
Neon: Okay...... Just checking.
Hyper: Wait did you mean date you or give up beer?
Neon: Date.
Hyper: Okay!
Neon and Hyper go to kiss.
Mystic: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH THIS IS SO WRONG!
Solor: *pop* You said it dumb-du....urk!
Mecha hits Solor with tennis racket and sends him flying.
Mystic: ARRRGGGHHH NEON AND HYPER ARE GONNA MAKE OUT!
Zin: Ya know I'm missing out here......
Super: I've always liked you Zin
Zin: Really?
Super and Zin go to kiss.
Nuku: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Mystic: This is so wrong
Mecha: Why is everyone turning Gay
Mystic, Nuku and Mecha all look at each other.
All Three: Duh Cal!
Cal: *pops up* Hi, you called?
Mecha: Why are you in our van?
Cal: It's my new secret base!
Mystic: Are you making everyone turn gay?
Cal: Errrrr..... Maybe.
Nuku: Is this your evil plan to get more dates?
Mecha: And your putting the gay chemical in beer and that's why us three aren’t affected!
Nuku: Because I don't like beer
Mecha: Neither does Mystic
Mystic: And Mecha only eats batteries
Mecha: I DO NOT!
Cal: AHEM! Can we get back to my evil plan?
Mystic: You so do eat batteries
Mecha: Do not
Mystic: Oh yeah?
Mecha: YEAH!
Mystic: Bring it bitch!
Mystic and Mecha start fighting.
Mystic: WHO THE DADDY...... WHO THE DADDY!?
Cal: Awwwww great and since everyone else is making out the only person to talk to is....
Nuku: ME!
Cal: And I'm not talking to you...... You didn't wanna marry me!
Nuku: Whadda you care...... you're gay!
Cal: Oh yeah! Okay well my plan is that I'm gonna put perfume in the beer so when people drink it, it'll make them gay.
Nuku: That's a really dumb plan!
Cal: Okay I won't do that then
Nuku: Wait...... you haven't done that then?
Cal: Nopes.
Nuku: Then why......... ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Cal: Holy Cabooses MAN ON MAN KISSING ACTSHUN!
Cal gets so excited he faints.
Nuku: This is so weird..... I’m gonna cry....
Super, Neon, Hyper, Zin, Mecha, Mystic: APRIL FOOLS!
Nuku: Huh?
Neon: We were faking it all!
Hyper: Yeah we're not gay.
Zin: Peach.... Oh yeah I want some of that actshun!
Nuku: But it's not April.....
Neon: Oh.
Mecha: Neon your calendar sucks!
Nuku: I hate you guys!