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One rainy morning at the CoaP warehouse we find Mystic Fire in the bathroom talking to her self.
Mystic: Yes this is my best plan ever! Everyone needs to use the bathroom! And by locking myself in here all day I shall annoy them all! Mwahahahahaaaa! *Cough*
All of a sudden Mystic hears a loud pounding on the bathroom door.
Neon: How much longer are you gonna take in there Mystic! I need to take my shower!
Mystic: I’ll come out when I feel like it!
Neon: Damn it! Hurry up!
Zin comes walking up to Neon.
Zin: What’s all the yelling about?
Neon: It’s Mystic! She’s been in the bathroom forever and I need to take my shower!
Zin: She’s still in there? I saw her go in over an hour ago.
Neon: Argh!
Hyper comes running up to them.
Hyper: What’s going on here!? I need to take wicked piss!
Zin No can do Mystic doesn’t seem to be coming out.
Hyper: What!? Did she fall in or something?
Neon: I don’t know but I’m getting pissed!
Hyper crosses his legs.
Hyper: Dude don’t mention piss!
Neon: Sorry.
Nuku and Super come walking up.
Nuku: What’s going on?
Nuku: Oh really? Mystic open up! It’s time to give the others a turn!
Mystic: Never! I’ll take as long as I please!
Super: Maybe it’s that time of the month?
Nuku slaps Super.
Nuku: Shut it!
Super: Sorry!
Nuku: Anyway I bet this is all a plan for her to be annoying.
Super: Now why would Mystic do something like that?
Everyone: Super… you idiot!
Super: What!?
Zin: Dude Mystic is always trying to annoy us. It’s what she does.
Super: Oh yeah.
Nuku: Well if we want her to come out we’ll have to ignore her. As long as she knows she’s bothering us she’ll stay in. If we just go and do something else she’ll get bored. I mean what could she possibly do in there all day?
Inside Mystic is sitting on the toilet with her Game Boy Advanced playing Super Mario Advance 4.
Neon: I guess your right. Let’s go watch TV for the time being.
Super: Sounds cool.
Hyper starts shaking.
Hyper: But I really got to go!
Nuku: Well maybe this will teach ya not to drink so much beer Hyper!
Hyper: Ha! Doubt that!
Two hours later the gang was found watching TV. Neon had the remote and was flipping channels endlessly.
Neon: Should we watch this?
Neon stops and a documentary about Niagara Falls comes on.
Hyper: No!
Neon: Um what about this?
Neon flips to a channel talking about the new Water Park that’s opening over the summer.
Super: Dude check out that whirlpool!
Hyper: Ahhh! Change it!
Neon flips the channel again and a Super Soaker commercial comes on.
Hyper: Ahhhhh!!!!
Zin: Maybe we should play some games instead?
Super: Yeah we could play Super Mario Sunshine!
Neon: The one where he has the water pack that squirts water?
Super: Yeah that one!
Hyper: Make it stop damn it! Ahhhhhh!!!
Hyper jumps off the couch and runs out of the room.
Neon: Um…kay?
About an hour later Nuku, Neon, Super and Zin are found playing Mario Kart when Nuku pauses the game.
Zin: Why you pause?
Nuku: I want to go get a quick drink.
Neon: Well don’t drink too much or you’ll end up like Hyper.
Nuku: I wont…
Nuku runs off to the kitchen.
Super: Where is Hyper again anyway?
Neon: I dunno.
Meanwhile as Nuku walks towards the kitchen she hears the sound of running water.
Nuku: What’s that? Someone leave the sink on?
Nuku walks into the kitchen to see Hyper up on the counter taking a leak into the kitchen sink.
Nuku: Ahhhhh! Hyper!!!
Hyper: Eeeeek! I’ve been violated!
Nuku: What are you doing!?
Hyper: What’s it look like?
Nuku: Stop it now!
Hyper: Once you start it’s kind of hard to stop.
Nuku: Argh!
As Hyper finishes up the rest of the gang come running in.
Zin: What’s going on? We heard two girls screaming!
Neon: Yeah did Mystic finally give up?
Nuku: No! I caught Hyper urinating in the sink!
Super: And you watched him?
Nuku: Shut up Super!
Neon: Dude Hyper, your sick.
Hyper: Thanks!
Hyper pulls a beer from the fridge and starts to drink it.
Nuku: Don’t drink more beer or you’ll have to go to the bathroom again.
Hyper: I’ll just use the sink.
Super: When I think about it, that’s actually a good idea.
Nuku: Idiots…
Later that night Nuku, Neon, Zin, and Super were down stairs watching TV again.
Neon: It sure has been quiet these last few hours. You don’t suppose Hyper is going to the bathroom in the sink again?
Zin: Hope not.
Moments later Hyper walks down stairs carrying a towel, a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo. With these items in hand he walked outside where it was pouring.
Nuku: Great now what is he up to?
Super: Why don’t you go see?
Nuku: Fine.
Nuku stands up and walks over to the window and looks out to find Hyper outside naked washing himself in the rain.
Nuku: Ahhhhh!!!
Zin: Now what?
Everyone runs over to the window to see Hyper naked.
Neon: Oh God, my eyes! They burn!
As they all turn away the phone rings and Neon answers it.
Neon: Hello?
Supa can be heard yelling at him on the other end.
Supa: Damn it Ego Dude! I’m over at my house minding my own business listing to KoRn and I look outside to see Hyper in your yard naked! What the hell are wrong with you people!?!?
Neon: Damn it Supa go away!
Neon slams the phone down.
Neon: We need to do something about Mystic and now!
Zin: Yeah and we better get Hyper in here before he scares anyone else.
Super: Um guys.
They look out to see a bunch of hot chicks checking out Hyper as he washes his dreads.
Nuku: Argh! There is only one thing to do.
Neon: What?
Nuku: Tell Mystic she annoyed us.
Zin: What!? We can’t do that! It goes against the code!
Nuku: What code?
Zin: The code I just made up that says we can’t admit that Mystic has annoyed us.
Hyper then walks into the warehouse with the towel wrapped around him.
Hyper: Hey guys! I have to go to the bathroom again.
Neon: Err I like Nuku’s idea.
Later the whole gang was found in front of the bathroom.
Nuku: You still in there Mystic?
Mystic: Yep!
Hyper: I’m telling you I think she fell in.
Nuku: Shut up Hyper. Anyway we are really annoyed by you hogging the bathroom all day.
Mystic: Really?
All the guys are silent until Nuku stares at them all as if she was about to kick their butts.
Zin: Oh yeah! Were so annoyed!
Neon: Yeah damn it! I’ve never been so annoyed!
Mystic: Well my mission has been accomplished!
Mystic finally leaves the bathroom and leaves for everyone else to use. Once again all is well. Until the next morning.
Neon: Finally I can take my long awaited shower!
Before Neon can get in the bathroom Super flies by him and slams the door shut.
Neon: Damn it Super! It’s my turn!
Super: Sorry dude! I got the diarrhea!
Neon: Oh great…