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Super and Hyper are in the warehouse going through their DVD Porn movie collection.
SUPER: How about we watch this one?
Super holds up Barely Legal Hedgehogs Vol. 3
HYPER: Na, we've seen that one too many times.
Hyper goes through the stach and finds a movie called "Really Wild Cats Staring Mystic Fire."
HYPER: Holy pie! I found a porn movie staring Mystic!
SUPER: Sweet! Let's watch it!
HYPER: She must've hid it so we wouldn't find it.
SUPER: Why didn't she just hide it in the vegtable compartment in the fridge?
HYPER: I don't know and I don't care. Let's just watch the movie.
Super pops the movie into the $ON¥ DVD player as Hyper sits down to open a bottle of beer. Zin then walks in.
ZIN: Hey, gang what are you watching?
The TV screen displays the movie's name.
ZIN: Holy shrooms! I wanna see this!
Zin takes a seat and watches the movie. On the movie we see Mystic in a tight school girl outfit since she is at school talking on her cell phone. She then enters the class room. She is the only one there besides the teacher, Tina (from DoA).
HYPER: Man! This is so hot! I hope they have hot wild lesbian sex!
TINA: I see you're here for your detention.
MYSTIC: Yes, I've been a very naughty girl.
TINA: Oh, really. Wanna show me how naughty you've been?
MYSTIC: Okay!
Mystic takes off her clothes, but wait, there are censor bars covering her. All three of the guys scream.
ZIN: NO!
SUPER: This sucks!
HYPER: Yeah, this is so annoying!
SUPER: Really annoying!
ZIN: Yeah, annoying to the max.
Mystic then jumps up from behind the TV.
MYSTIC: I have finally annoyed you guys really good!
Mystic trips on the TV and it falls and breaks.
SUPER: The TV!
HYPER: No more porn!
ZIN: No more Buffy!
Super, Hyper, and Mystic glare at Zin.
ZIN: Neon got me hooked on it. But, anyway...
Zin pulls out a fire flower.
ZIN: You're going to have to pay for that one!
HYPER: Yeah!
Super and Hyper pull out beating/poking sticks.
HYPER: I'm going to poke you really hard.
Solorfrog appears.
SOLOR: Ahuhum...hard....
SUPER: Ahumum...poke...
HYPER: Shut up, you two!
Hyper hits Solor like a baseball. Solor bounces around the room as Mecha walks into the room. Solor hits Mecha in the face.
MECHA: Ouchies! You dumb-dumbs!
SOLOR: Hey, that's my line, dumb-dumb.
MECHA: Can it.
Mecha stuffs Solor into a beer bottle, still full of beer.
SOLOR: Ooooo. I'm now Beer Frog! All shall bow to me!
Neon enters into the room. NEON: Did someone talk about bowing down to me?
SOLOR: No, we were talking about---
NEON: Ah! My TV! *Pulls out a shot gun.* Who did this?
Zin, Hyper, and Super hide their weapons and point at Mystic Fire.
MYSTIC: Hehehe. Did it annoy you?
NEON: No, it *%&^*( pissed me off!
Neon loads his shot gun and runs around the room chasing after Mystic, shooting at her but missing every time. Cal then walks in and takes the gun away from Neon.
CAL: Now, now what have I told you about running around and shooting people?
NEON: Make sure I don't break anything?
CAL: That's right.
MECHA: Hey, wait a second. How did you get past Gold Dean guarding the warehouse?
We cut to outside and see Gold Dead playing his Game Boy Advance.
GOLD DEAN: Man, Cal is so cool for porting Deany Kong onto the GBA for me!
Cut back to inside.
SOLOR: Well, I guess that will do the trick.
CAL: Now, for my new plan! I forgot what it was though because of that stupid cut scene.
NEON: I think you were going to buy us a new TV.
MECHA: Yeah, that's it. A really big TV.
CAL: Really? That doesn't sound very evil to me.
SUPER: You forgot about the part where you use the TV to lure us into a trap that we can easly get past and take the TV home.
CAL: Now, that sounds more like it! I'm going to go work on my evil plan right now!
Cal then leaves the warehouse to work on his evil plan.
NEON: I guess we're going to be getting a new big screen TV to replace our old TV.
SUPER: Ah..huh...big.
ZIN: Shut up.
THE END
SUPAFLY: Buy Really Wild Cats Staring Mystic Fire at www.mysticfirenevergotnaked.com
MYSTIC: Don't come with a Pop-Up Window blocker because I want to annoy you with tons of Pop-Up Windows!