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Nuku, Zin, Hyper Knux, Chao Killer, and Neon Chaos are back in the van again.
Chao_Killer:
Dude, we could make a whole series of these!
Hyper Knux:
Yeah! BAR TRIP!
Nuku:
Why do you guys like beer so much?
Everyone just shrugs.
Zin:
That's a pretty good mystery.
Neon:
Okay, gang let's split up.
Chao_Killer:
Shut up Neon. We can't split up.
Hyper Knux:
ZOINKS!
Nuku:
Oh my God! Knux must've seen a ghost.
Hyper Knux:
No. We're outta beer.
Everyone except Nuku screams.
Chao_Killer:
I could've sworn we had more beer than that.
Radio Announcer:
We interrupt Way Down The Line by the Offspring to bring you this important news flash...
Zin:
Why do they always interrupt the Offspring?
Radio Announcer:
We don't know. We just do.
Zin:
Jinkies! That s another mystery!
Neon:
Let's split up gang!
All:
SHUT UP NEON!
Radio Announcer:
Our top story tonight is that two kegs of beer were stolen earlier today from the SOAH Mystery Machine...
Everyone except Nuku screams.
Hyper Knux:
What are we gonna do?!
Chao_Killer:
Let's all go buy Rocket Launchers!
Nuku:
No!
Zind:
Jinkies! Let's solve this Mystery!
Hyper Knux:
Zoinks!
Neon:
Let's split up gang!
Chao_Killer:
Killer Diller Doo!!!!!
A giant sweat tear appears on Nuku's head.
Nuku:
Jesus Christ. What's with the Scooby Doo impressions?
Neon:
Wait. I just remembered. I left two kegs of beer back at the last gas station.
Hyper Knux:
YOU DID WHAT?!
Zin:
Well, that has to be our second fastest solved mystery.
Chao_Killer:
I'll say.
Hyper Knux is strangling Neon in the front seat.
Hyper Knux:
WASTE THE BEER WILL YA?! I LL KILL YOU!!!
Nuku:
Well, I guess that s the end of this episode.
Neon:
Yesss....End..t..he...fil..m....all..rr..eeaa...d.yy...