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For some unknown reason, Super Knux is the driving the van while everyone else is asleep in the back. He is listening to Zombie by the Cranberries. It is a dark and spooky night in the country side road they are traveling on.
Super Knux: This sucks so badly.
Up ahead he sees a chao crawling across the street.
Super Knux (snickering): I’ll just get that chao and put it by CK’s side and see what happens when he wakes up.
He stops the van and gets out to get the chao. He looks at the chao and it is moaning. He then sees hundreds of chao crawling and walking toward him. All of the chao are zombies.
Super Knux: Run away!
He turns around to fall down on the ground. Several chao had rapped around his feet. On the ground he sees some chao walk up to the van and get inside. The van drives off. Super Knux tried to scream but the chao had covered his mouth.
Cut to inside the van: the gang is still asleep, unaware of their missing friend.
Chao 1: I say we fry them.
Chao 2: I say we bake them.
Chao 3: Why don’t we do both?
Chao 1 and 2: Okay.
Nuku (waking up): What’s going on?
Chao 3: You idiots! We’re screwed now. You just woke up the Chosen One!
Nuku: Chosen what? (She looks forward.) Watch where you’re driving!
The chao looks forward and they miss hitting AKO.
Chao 1: That was close.
Chao 3: We better get away from the Chosen One before she kills us!
The zombie chao hop out of the van and run off. The last one out slams the door shut.
Hyper Knux: I’ve been shot!
The rest of the gang wakes up.
Nuku: Hey, where’s Super?
Zin: That’s not right. He was here before.
ChaoThing: The chao kidnapped him!
Zin: Don’t be stupid.
Nuku: Actually, when I woke up I saw three chao driving the van.
Hyper Knux: That’s creepy as a beaver.
Zin: Well, that made no sense.
AKO walks up to the van and knocks on it. Nuku opens the door. AKO speaks in a heavy British accent.
AKO: Ah, hello Ms. Nuku.
Nuku: Hi...
AKO: You are the one girl born every generation to fight the evil creatures.
Nuku: What are you talking about?
AKO: You are Nuku: The Chao Slayer.
Everyone falls down anime style.
Nuku: You must be wrong. Why would I kill chao? I love them!
AKO: You are the Chao Slayer, so you must.
Nuku: Why can’t Chao_Killer take that title?
AKO: Because he is a guy.
Chao_Killer: I see how it is, you sexist pig. Well, be that way. I don’t think Chao_Killer: The Chao Slayer sounds like a very good title anyway.
ChaoThing: ChaoThing the Chao Eater! That is I.
AKO (ignoring them): Anyway, the zombie chao have risen. You must stop them and save your friend.
Neon: The chao kidnapped Super?
Zin: We told you that already.
AKO: Let me in and I’ll tell you everything on the way.
AKO gets in the van and they drive down the rocky road.
Cut to Super Knux chained up in a big cooking pot in the middle of a graveyard. The zombie chao are dancing around him.
Super Knux: Hey, I’ll give you guys some beer if you let me out.
A Chao: We have Super Knux stew!
Super Knux: But, I taste like a drunken cow.
Another Chao: Drunken cow yummy.
Super Knux: Wait, I can call for help!
The Leader walks up to him. He wears a black robe.
Leader Chao: Silence. You cannot call for your creatures because you cannot whistle.
Super Knux: Then I will summon Chao_Killer!
All the chao laugh at him.
Leader Chao: We do not fear him. He has already killed all of us once. There is nothing he can do.
Super Knux: Shit, this is not good.
Cut back to the gang standing outside of the van.
Chao_Killer: My chao sense is not tingling.
Hyper Knux: Spiderman ice cream tastes like chicken.
AKO: Come on, Slayer. We must travel alone to where they are holding Super.
Nuku: Why can’t my friends come?
AKO: The Chao Slayer must be able to work alone.
Neon: I see. We’re not good enough for you. Well, fine. We’ll just eat cheese without you.
Neon shoves a big roll of cheese in his mouth.
Hyper Knux: Cheeses loves you.
Zin: Did he just say Jesus loves you?
ChaoThing: Sounded like cheeses to me.
Nuku: Would you guys shut up! I am about to go on a very important journey.
Neon: You DA cat!
Nuku: Sigh...Come on, let’s go, AKO.
AKO and Nuku walk into the graveyard.
Zin: I think we made her mad.
Neon: Yeah.
Chao_Killer twitches uncontrollably.
Chao_Killer: Must kill chao.
He runs off into the woods next to the graveyard. ChaoThing follows after him.
Zin: It looks like it’s just you, Hyper, and me.
Neon: Groovy! Let’s go make an Austin Powers movie spoof!
Zin (shrugs): I got nothing better to do.
Meanwhile in the graveyard, Nuku is prowling around like a cat.
Nuku: Very funny.
AKO: Quiet. Look over there. (She points to two zombie chao guarding a gate.) They must be in there. Here, take this. (She hands Nuku a wooden stake.) To kill a zombie chao, you must stab it in the head. Okay?
Nuku: Do I have to?
AKO: Yes, you are the chosen one, the one girl born every generation to fight the evil chao.
Unexcited, Nuku sneaks up to the guards and stabs one in the head. The other guard tries to attack her with his pitchfork, but Nuku dodges it and then stabs the chao in the head.
Nuku: I think I am going to be sick...
AKO: Good work. Now, go inside and save your friend.
Nuku opens the gate and walks inside. She sees Super Knux being cooked in a pot.
Super Knux: Help me! I don’t want to die tasty.
Nuku: Don’t worry, here I come!
She runs up to Super and on her way, she fights off the chao. She manages to get to Super. Chao_Killer and ChaoThing arrive.
ChaoThing: All you can eat chao!
ChaoThing starts eating the remaining chao while Chao_Killer chases after the leader chao with a wooden stake.
Chao_Killer: I’m going to kill you the old fashioned way.
Leader Chao: We had a deal!
Nuku stops unfastening the chains around Super.
Leader Chao: CK said he wouldn’t kill us if we set up a scheme to make you kill chao.
Nuku: YOU DID WHAT?
Chao_Killer: It was ChaoThing’s idea!
ChaoThing stops eating a chao.
ChaoThing: No, it wasn’t. It was your idea too. Nuku:
That’s it! (A powerful arm gun like Mega Man’s forms on Nuku’s arm.) How dare you make me kill chao! I am going to get you for this!
Chao_Killer and ChaoThing’s draws droop to the floor.
Chao_Killer: Run away!
They run off as Nuku chases after them.
Super Knux: What about me? (A few minutes later.) Guys? Anyone there?
A helicopter painted with tons of psychedelic colors appears over the graveyard. The door opens up to show Zin and Neon in Austin Powers spy costumes.
Zin: Yeah, baby, yeah. It’s time to save Super Knux.
Neon: Cannon ball!
Zin and Neon jump down from the helicopter. Zin pop opens his parachute and it comes out. Neon pulls the cord for his, but empty beer cars fly out.
Neon: That is the last time I am going to let Hyper pack my parachute.
Zin lands safely on the ground while Neon crashes in the ground and makes a big hole.
Zin goes to get Super unchained.
Super Knux: Hey, if you guys are down here, then whose flying the helicopter?
Zin: Well, Hyper of course.
They look up to see the helicopter falling down at them. Neon gets out of his hole, but he slips back inside it.
HyperSonicChao: I’ll save you, Neon!
HyperSonicChao pulls Neon out the hole. Neon runs off and the helicopter crashes into HyperSonicChao.
Zin: Okay, who didn’t see that one coming?
Super raises his hand in response. Chao_Killer and ChaoThing run pass them as Nuku chases after them.
Nuku: Get back here!
Zin: I guess that raps things up.
Hyper Knux (stubbing out of the helicopter): My beer attacked the steering wheel.