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We find the CoaP peeps sitting on the couch, watching christmas specials.
Hyper: WHOOO! SLIPKNOT SAVES SANTA IS COMING UP NEXT!
Mystic: but we already watched it this morning, Hyper!
Hyper: Hyper Dont Care!
Zin: well, zin wants to see something else
Super: Super wants to see some Hentai.
Neon: Neon wants to see the Hentai Christmas Special.
Mecha: and Mecha likes what the girls do with the Candy Canes.
Mystic: and Mystic is all like..."eww?"
Zin: *looks thru hentai videos* hey!..what is this?
Takes out a video that says "ol turkey time"
Neon: Crap! how did that get there?
Mystic: What is it Neon?
Neon: this is one of those ol time classic CoaP cartoons from the 1950s.
Hyper: Hyper senses plothole.
Zin: yeah but who cares...
Super: put it in man!
Neon: ok!
Neon puts in the tape.
tinkly piano music plays
An Ego God Productions! © 1953
Come out and Play - Turkey Time
scene: Hyper and Zin are eating turkey
Hyper: *lips move with no audio*
*screen text* W00t! Hyper Loves Turkey!
Zin: *lips move with no audio*
Zin dont eat too much though
Mystic: *comes in the room, lips move with no audio*
Yeah, you know what happens when you eat to much turkey
Suddenly Cal comes in and the piano music goes to a dark melody.
Cal: *laughs & talks with no audio*
HA HA HA HA! I Will Now Steal Your Turkey! And There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me
Neon: *lips move with no audio*
Its Cal! Get Him!
Neon, Zin, Mystic & Hyper both jump on Cal, but miss and bonk each other in the head. birds are seen walking around their heads.
Cal: *lips move with no audio*
Now i will point my lazer at the turkey, shoot and miss! mahahahaha! mahahaha!
Super: *lips move with no audio*
What makes you think you can take our turkey?!
the peeps look at Super
Zin: *lips move with no audio*
Super, You Idiot
Cal: *talks for a very very long time, no audio*
Why? My Father was one of the original founders of Cal, Inc. mmyes, that makes me a very important person and i dont have time for your insolence. If there was a scale of 1 thru 10, you would be at the bottom and i would be at the top, THE TEN! thats me, mmyes.. maahahahah! maaahahaha!
Cal: *gets the turkey and talks with no audio*
Now i will devour your whole turkey, and you wont have anything to eat! mmyes!
Neon: *lips move with no audio*
Dont Do It Cal!
Zin: *lips move with no audio*
Yeah! It'll go right to your thighs!
*Cal is seen devouring the turkey, and the turkey goes directly to his thighs*
Cal: *screams, and then talks with no audio*
No! Now Ill never Be A Supermodel!
tinkly music draws to an end, the screen does a circle-wipe to black and displays "The End"*
Mecha: ...goddamn...
Mystic: maaaan, that movie was so old!
Neon: yeah, i feel like techonology has surely come a long way Zin: yep *looks around* where the hell is our turkey?
To Cal HQ
Cal: uuuuuuugh..i knew i shouldnt have eaten that turkey...*groans*
Cal still has that turkey in his thighs
The End
© Ego God Productions 1953-2003
CELEBRATING THEIR 50th ANNIVERSARY! WAY TO GO COAP!